How is life in Poland?

How is life in Poland?

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aside memes its ok imagine a better Russia

Surprisingly unsurprising.

This
We're boring

Damn thats one polish looking fellow

From what people that lived there told me, imagine a slavic Chile with much less violence, more stability and surprisingly, more boring and less alcoholic.

is Chile really that violent?

Russia mentioned in the first post

No, but Poland is very safe.
I think Chile has almost the same murder rate as murrika.

It's like shitting eternally without being able to flush.

7:00 - wake up, pretend to pray to God
7:30 - check the news whether still NATO member, check the news whether Russia still not a NATO member
8:00 - arrive at German-owned manufacture, work eight hours for a slav(e) wage
16:00 - buy groceries made in France in a German store chain
16:30 - withdraw money from British bank
17:00 - visit an government speech that critizises the European Union
17:30 - call your brother that is working in Britain. Gossip about immigrants in Europe.
18:00 - call your mother that is collecting welfare in Germany. Gossip about immigrants in Europe.
18:30 - browse job openings in France, Germany and Britain, make some applications that will probably be rejected
20:00 - leisure with lots of alcohol, whilst browsing news about Russia, cheering at the misery of their population and fearing the power of their army
22:00 - Check a last time whether Poland is still a NATO member and Russia is still not
22:30 - Pretend to pray to God
23:00 - Good night, kurwa

Well that's pretty accurate

Ain't that the truth

We''re at 3,6, America is at 3,9 and Poland at 0.7.

kek'd

pretty much

lel

>buy groceries made in France in a German store chain
>buying disgusting chemical wastes colored to look like food
not even once, western europen food is polluted trash, also in poland we have some useful app that tels you if the product is made in poland or not
pola-app.pl/#about

Life in Poland is a glorified life in Russia.

Kekked

Kill germans

cut their throats

set them on fire

rip their fucking lung out of their chests

essentially reinforcing

>16:00 - buy groceries made in France in a German store chain
Most of them are using an app which shows them if the products are made in Poland.

At least they've gotten there all by themselves, they didn't have the entire Western civilization financing their reparation, industrial growth and forgiving them 72% of their external debt for nearly half a century, unlike some.

If you mean the IMF bailouts and reforms, they did not benefit the country at all in the long run, forcing rushed privatization upon a nation that had nothing else than oil and gas.

it is kinda sad, but kinda improving afaik

jokes aside, this is pretty accurate

>tfw played basketball with two random poles yesterday
they were cool desu

You are first German guy made me laugh

How can Poland ever, ever, possibly, in the confinement of this universe recover after this post?

I bet he has a gf

>actually believing the shit one "polan stronk and independent" autist spouts
You'd have a hard enough time finding someone who cares enough to bother checking the actual owner of the brand whose shit he buys, yet alone a person who knows an app like that exists.