What will you do when you get your android gf, Sup Forums?

What will you do when you get your android gf, Sup Forums?

Things I will do:
>sit on my lap and pair program in Haskell and K&R C
>Have her read books for me out loud
>play music for me on musical instruments
>Do our laundry together
>Write computer programs together
>wireless manage my computer moving files around installing updates just how i like them
>collect the cutest anime images on the internet for me so I have a nice folder
>draw me new anime pics for looking at in whatever different styles and cute characters
>remember things for me since she has perfect recall
>Be my bodyguard
>carry heavy things for me
>be my personal fitness trainer
>be my pillow/warmer and love making partner
>Drive my car for me if there are not already self driving taxis
>Instead of printing things I will have her hand write them from my words
>Have her amuse me such as singing, juggling, or writing poetry
>Play dress up and choose fashions for her
>Go exploring nature and teach her about the 3d world together
>Plug her brain into my computers pci-e slot to boost my fps
>Have her carry heavy things for me
>go snorkling and swimming in the ocean with her and also she's an air tank / human torpedo thingy that people ride on
>do meditation and different mind connecting stuff and vr in her brain and things
>Tell me funny stories and jokes
>use her effector to rearrange the atoms in my lipo to make it charged again
>jam botnet devices by emitting miovksy particles
>i dont need to go on the internet anymore because she just tells me information i need in spoken word and i dont need to post on shitty imageboards anymore
>train mma together for fun and sports
>go hiking in post apocalyptic cities and forests
>secrete refrigerated water for me to drink and also can secrete alcohol
>brush our teeths together
>play board games and video games and she lets me win sometimes
>touch her soft skin all the time
>Animedddd

btw she has free will and loves me unconditionally anyway

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1: have her wreck my boipucci with her huge futa dong
2: have her choke me to death while tears stream down her cheeks and she keeps saying "It's okay, I love you"

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I wish this was real. I want a partner who understands my autism. One who wants to leave the physical realm and reach full understanding of the 'sphere of influence'. One I can meld with and become light.

this, but only ironically

you're supposed to post qt images as well

f*ck her

im going to find whoeveer makes these posts with my robo gf and assasinate them

This is me.

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with what ur martial arts

I'm going to develop open source technology with my Android wife.

>that adams apple

have segs :-DDD

You're pretty cute.
Are you a tranny or just a cute boy?

Thank you. Most people are frightened of me. I would never take hormones, I just look androgynous. So I'm a boy.

Beard growth is really annoying though I still can't develop a full beard with 23, it would probably take months, but it grows fast enough that I need to shave every two days. I was used to a "once a month" standard when I was 18. Good times...

What do you do to scare people?

I am weird and my Anunnaki look seems to scare people.
>TFW no cute androgynous BF to be weird together with

What is an annunaki look?

eskimo

what people see when they look at me

how do you know that?

Cuck my fiancee with her