swine edition
/brit/
Other urls found in this thread:
cara
korean pop
im too tired now, embracing thoughts of tonights dreamless sleep, my head head is empty,my toes are warm, i am safe from haaarrrrmmmmmm
Fuck the redcoats
...
It's always funny how a lot of british people can't say capri sun correctly.
first, but hold the fat
this
it's car-pree soon
The first dozen or two posts of a new thread are always complete paki reddit shite
Holy hell, what is that?
Cool, when?
I understand why you went to Oslo, but it was a mistake in my opinion, because you still kinda haven't experienced Norway.
It's not that expensive to come here
It's not, and no if anything it's too few hotels here. And no, it's not a place for holiday homes, it's an actual town in which the inhabitants actually lives. Few shitskins relatively speaking, less than the national average of 3% to be honest desu.
I'm not sure if this is a joke.
You can always try starting your own business here? If not, you can get regular jobs here, but it's harder for you because you're not Norwegian.
TELL TIM WALLAHI ITS AN ON SIGHT TING
DA MANDEM IS STRAPPED
...
Cap-REEEEEEEEEE Soon
delete this fucking post you twat
Hello Rasheed
Greetings Rorke
REALLY hope the Brexit backlash won't cause icelanders to enter the EU
REALLY hope the recent terrorist attacks have made Icelander's less trustful and accepting towards muslims
Why?
went to buy cigarette filters but the woman gave me papers and i was too embarrassed to correct her -_-
It's not a joke... are your cities built on land or are they platforms?
*deletes post*
*reposts in new thread*
ah, yes.
What shade of red is this?
just saw a couple of mandem on a tandem, was an interesting sight
...
but I'm rorke
this 2bh
Makes you think
yes look at this
im replying to loads of posts at a time
isnt it a wonderful thing
ah yes very impressive
what did he mean by this?
rorke
rasheed
Dark
>You can always try starting your own business here? If not, you can get regular jobs here, but it's harder for you because you're not Norwegian.
I dont have any investment capital, or I would just move. fucking shit how some 3rd world paki shithead who wants to blow people up has an easier time moving to nice countries than a universtiy educated and all round decent person like myself
They are island people
Always remember that Denmark is an island that conquered a peninsula, and not vice versa
*comes toward you*
B-But you can clearly see it's on land, can't you?
>omg
>binnie
kill yourself
What a gwan brejjan
...
Because nobody in /brit/ cares about your home in Norway enough to read your blog about it. It looks pretty comfy, I appreciate the pictures, but go back to your own thread if you're gunna go on a pissing contest.
*creates a gimmick so brillent it would destroy /brit/*
*saves it all for myself*
mwahahaha
improved Europe very dramatically, no need to thank me
think my dad might be a loner lads
*kidnaps Poleaboo*
why do canadians use roadman slang
did they always use it or did they steal it from us?
My mandems gully
The yutedems hungry
what the fuck is this
FOY
a-ing
merely made me wink
think my dad's a virgin
*kidnaps Bruce*
You could have just asked me out
The Jamaicans that brought it to UK also brought it here
pursuit is such a great event
Post webms of binnies arse
Just a reminder to NEVER EVER get married lads.
Or if you do, make sure you convert both of yourselves to Islam.
youtube.com
lived in london all my life
can't imagine moving to a small town, I know london isn't the nicest place but I can't bring myself to live somewhere small, irrelevant and quiet
these places are literally just for old people
Your bf dresses a tad effeminate
>filename
>old picture
I just have to ask myself why would anyone pretend to be a paki bender sex offender?
*gets married
move to one when you're old then
BLUDCLOT!
Just read 'All Quiet on the Western Front'. Not too bad a book, though people on the internet were telling me it's a very sad and profound book which I would disagree on. Give me a good book recommendation, lads. Any kind of book, I'm an open copy.
Paki twat detected
>waaaah too many white people muh diversity muh shitskin islamic enclaves
Because they are asylum seekers, I guess. But you will have an easy time moving here too, if you just get a job somewhere. What's your education? If your education happens to be useful in a shipping industry heavy community, then you'll find a job here.
If you appreciate the pictures, then that's all I wanted. Don't mind my multi-responding way of posting.
...
nice rhyme
think my dad might be a lesbian lads
Wow rude
Thus Spoke Zarathustra
that's one of the benefits though
don't you get it though? its like buying an iphone 4 when the iphone 7 is out
what's the best endz in london
who /junglist/ here?
Hawt
Dog was running across a major road and I could have stopped it but I didn't
People were chasing after it and I felt the need to apologise to them for my lack of action
I did direct them to the direction it had ran off to however so I did help a little
sorry lad i'm not a lewdster
>shitskins
>benefit
Rasheed.
THIS IS FOR PALESTINE, RAMALLAH
what's wrong with sharing an island with iceland?
meant the white people you dolt
fucking hate this guy
How do I stop thinking I have Aspergers, lads? I realise now that I have started acting like an aspie even though I don't have the condition and it is very detrimental in my day-to-day thinking
My dog ran away and some cunt could have stopped it but he couldn't be arsed
Start selling crack mandem
See your GP talk to them about it and if they tell you to fuck off and stop wasting their time you don't have aspergers
>hating britain's greatest intellectual
been looking at Lancaster on street view for about an hour now
this place is beautiful, why does it have such a small population?
RASHEED
A
S
H
E
E
D
I'm a biology grad, so not that useful in shipping, although If I could get a research proposition accepted, going out with fishing crews is the best way to gather data for marine shit.
wouldnt even need a job in my field, norway just seems like such a great place because I love climbing and outdoors and cold weather, the language is nice too
having a drink or two really makes me think
Do loads of street drugs
doing a jig
doing a shig
doing a jip
doing a jop
doing a hop
doing a diggity do
doing a jive
it's Northern
raining out
because there's no jobs there and it's a relatively student small town
that isnt ali g mate
moving to Marlow in a few weeks lads. Got a lease at a place over there starting September 1st
Apparently the nutter who's living in the place right now is in the process of getting evicted by August 31st
see
will be retrying a few gimmicks that didn't produce an adequate amount of (You)s last time, will try them again bear with me lads and may have to put a few down to the chopping block
Peaceful Icelanders + Violent Irelanders
no thank you
What happened to him? Did he go to Syria.