Mating thread

Time for a different kind of thread now. What are the qualities and preferences of your ideal partner? Please keep it related to technology.

I start:
> owns no Apple product
> appreciates and uses Linux simple distros like Ubuntu or Mint
> dislikes bleeding edge distros
> is aware of the main issues involving online freedom and privacy but isn't a fanatic
> owns a Blackberry
> uses computer not just for gaming or visiting socials/porn sites
> has built a computer or at least knows the basic components of a standard machine
> has taken or takes part in tech-related conversations on forums or in real life not only for asking for help

this is a bad thread

why

>doesn't own apple products
>doesn't have a facebook/instagramm
>preferably knows how to do simple programming
>build his own pc
>has a meme folder over 100gb

basically youre gonna be a virgin forever?

something needs to be done about the gay mafia

Calling the #cutegang a gay mafia is incredibly racist.

source on op picture plz

Speak for yourself

>not recognizing the artstyle

hello newfag

ban the gay mafia

> knows that something called Linux exists
> knows that there are phones other than iPhone
> uses a computer daily for different tasks
> has listened to a decent headphone/set of speakers at least once

if( windows_user(girl) ){
std::cout

I'll play along user.

>Loves me
>Fun & bubbly
>Would watch anime with me
>Isn't into moeshit

wow this is some extremely shitty code. a decision table would have been far better hier than 10000 nested if else clauses

I'm all of hose things

last time i checked i was on Sup Forums but i guess this is Sup Forums. still want source tho ;)

Those

My apologies, it was written in a tiny lil fuckin Sup Forums reply box.

>decision table
I thought a desicion table was just if-else statements and switches OwO

either trolling or too retarded to even be posting, either way go install gentoo faggot

if memory serves me right, it's frim "Witchcraft Works" .
Though I may be wrong.

same, but the only 'girl' you're going to find with those qualities are traps and they're gay. I just settled for a moist hole who was dependable, intellectually mature and can cook something without directions printed on the back of the package. which was a miracle find in it's own right.