>Work in my dad's shop >Blind guy comes in with a guide dog >"Sorry sir we cannot allow guide dogs in here because some members of staff have a serious allergy." >"...oh...okay"
Any other immigrants like to cuck the natives at every opportunity? Feels good man.
Why are you so emotional and afraid of pigs and dogs? Seems petty.
Luis Wood
Why muslims hate dogs so much? What a bunch of asshole people could hate dogs?
Brandon Sullivan
Would you let a pig in your house? Dogs are literally disgusting, shit everywhere and hump everything. Even if they weren't haram I would avoid at all costs tbqh.
Andrew Jones
Nice to see that the arab world has mastered the finer details of animal husbandry.
Nicholas Gonzalez
That's why you teach your dog to do it in the newspaper. Even a monkey like me knows it. Goddamit.
Asher Cook
>so emotional >Seems petty You're talking to the people whose greatest cultural achievement is literally their determination to blow themselves up in anger.
Adam Perry
This image makes no sense - how can he pose like that showing Calais when there is a ocean between the UK and Calais
Eli Perez
>not knowing now narrow the channel is
Ethan Jackson
Just take it outside ffs
Matthew Garcia
>Be dirty shitskin >Go to McDonalds because I don't feel like making dinner >As I park my car I notice the person in the car next to me is wearing a MAGA hat and has a MAGA bumper sticker >He's white, obviously >He's also wearing an employee's uniform, and quickly switches over to his regular employee hat >As I enter the restaurant I see he's mopping the floor >I get a sinister idea >I go past him, place my order, and take a seat >He's mopping the aisle between the seats >My order is called >As he finishes mopping he goes to the restroom, probably to wash his hands >Now's my chance >As I get my food and begin walking back to my seat, I "accidentally" slip and fall, and pretend to hurt my back >I manage to get up and go to the counter and demand to see a manager >She asks me what the problem is >I explain to her how I slipped and fell on the slippery floor and how there was no wet floor sign >I tell her how my back is probably broken, and I'm going to sue the restaurant for negligence >She goes white as a ghost and starts apologizing like her life depended on it (It probably did) >I tell her I might not sue if she fires whoever was responsible >She keeps apologizing and asks if I knew who was mopping the floor >I tell her it was the white guy, who has just now left the restroom >She immediately goes over to him and chews him out >Can see he's about to break down crying, he can't be older than 18 so this is probably his first job >In the middle of all the commotion I take my food to go >Go back to the same McDonald's a week later >He's no longer working there and the cashier explains how they fired him >Eat my burger in victory
Chase Foster
>Blind guy comes in with a guide dog Your dad is a horrible person. It's a BLIND PERSON.
Carson Lewis
You're so devilish.
Gavin Evans
I'm in Calais right now. It's also a border town, with New Brunswick, Canada. Except here we pronounce it as "cal-us," rather than "cal-ay." Coincidentally enough, the dominate ethnicities here are Anglo and French too and we're seperated by water, but in this case it's the St. Croix river not the channel.
Josiah Thompson
faggot
Grayson Cruz
>liar >deceitful >scheming >manipulating working folk >adept at faking injury for personal gain >overly concerned about people's private affairs and politics >eating at McDonalds twice in one week >not doing it quickly at the drive-thru on your lunch break from a job you don't have but going inside
We could already tell you were a shitskin, no need to inform us.
Aaron Sullivan
You are...s-so horrible.
Christopher Bennett
lmao
Brayden Murphy
Lmao cracker butthurt
Logan Hill
based user
Christian Sanchez
Send
Nicholas Smith
kek
Isaiah Walker
>work as a TA >be very vindictive while being passive aggressive >group-project time rolls around during semester >I remember the basic white bitch that was rude to me earlier in the semester >put her in a group full of nignogs and pooinloos >put chads in group with landwhales >put other white whore in group with smelly south indian and acne-ridden mexican >those cunts would have to work together at least 5 hours a week I like to think those white whores were getting enriched™ and thats what they get for being rude to me
Dominic Cox
You're asking a muzz to have human decency. I thought you already knew what you were dealing with, Bronislaw.
Austin Butler
r-rude
Brody Harris
Things that didn't happen: the post. If it had, the blind person would have raised hell, complained to the authorities, and you would have been hit with a fine and been publicly ridiculed in the newspapers.
Juan Watson
Doing God's work user
Tyler Roberts
Maybe the fence is blocking them from boarding the ferry.
Xavier Myers
> (OP) >Things that didn't happen: the post. If it had, the blind person would have raised hell, complained to the authorities, and you would have been hit with a fine and been publicly ridiculed in the newspapers.
t. Blind person
Michael Sanchez
Muslims are literally disgusting with a constant stench of BO but we have to permit them inside public buildings.
Wyatt Rogers
What is a TA?
Oliver Johnson
>some members of staff have a serious allergy. those members are probably white anyway since they have a job
Jack Garcia
>mfw muslims and niggers are rejected at every pub, club and gathering place in the entire city and the surrounding areas >mfw every girl they approach promptly spits on them and screams as soon as they talk to them >mfw cops look the other way when chavs and local villagers/fishermen beat the shit out of them even if they didn't actually do anything >mfw they run as soon as they see my german shepherd without leash when I walk it >mfw kids throw makeshift grenades and other explosives into their living spaces >mfw there was a case of a pig carcass being found near the refugee center not long ago, but it never made the news >mfw there was another case of a Somali couple literally attacking their caretakers when they were told they would be shipped here
Bornholm is great desu
also >muslim >working look at this retarded cuck
Because rats are afraid of dogs of course.
Ethan Sullivan
AHAHAHAHAHAH
Brody Stewart
god i hate you muslim faggots.
Joseph Wilson
...
Isaac Ward
>>mfw muslims and niggers are rejected at every pub, club and gathering place in the entire city and the surrounding areas How does that happen without a racism case and PC shitstorm happening?
Samuel Cooper
Because we're literally only 40k on this shitty island. No one actually gives a shit.
Oliver Diaz
Denmark, your stock just went up a notch in my books.
Mason Sanchez
bornholm?
Cooper Robinson
I'd honestly rather have a dog in my house than a Muslim
Blake Brown
I'll take "Shit that never happened" for 500, please.
Jeremiah Jones
>would you let a pig in your house
Yes, I like pigs not only as my food. Pigs can be cute and clean animals if you let them.
Cameron Jones
So, this is how social tensions escalate in a multiracial society.
Adrian Lee
jesus
Jaxon Martinez
Pigs can be cleaner than dogs if you let them.
John Scott
Every dog and pig is cleaner than a muslim.
Landon Reed
>I'm in Calais right now. >American flag
Henry Morris
Idk but you're losing money that way Kind of a stupid way to banter
Noah Adams
>I don't like to read
Ryan Bailey
Guys I think I just figured out why Western-Islamic relations are so shaky. >People view Muslims as less than pigs >Nobody has been really let into the world of Muslims >We all saw into the world of a pig in those Babe movies back in the day >We need to make a movie where the crooked chief from L.A. Confidential wins a Muslim in a guessing game at a fair >Oh but wait, all the religious people can actually talk to each other and shit >It turns out the Muslim is really good at gathering sheep >Movie wins an Oscar for most overtly shoehorned metaphor >Culturally enriched for everybody Thoughts?
Hudson Butler
I learn about unique muslim and islamic cultural achievements weekly in the breaking news
Sebastian Sullivan
Do they uniquely involve bombs, machetes and rifles?
Jose Fisher
fuck excuse me dumb comment
Thomas Price
Sometimes they feature unique rioting, mass rape and petty crime
Matthew King
Unique.
John Gonzalez
brb moving to denmark
William Bell
Real answer: Touching a dog violates Wudu.
Jayden Brown
>get benefits >have lots of children >don't assimilate >lounge around while westcucks slave away for the dollar Will they ever learn
Adrian Richardson
Denmark is practically a synonym for based
Kevin Wood
Wait dogs are haram? Oh fuggg I think that might be why my family stopped visiting my flat kek.
Are you guys sure? They know I have a dog and we're didn't have much of a reaction.
t. edgy teenager. OP wouldn't be gloating about it if it had happened, because what he claimed to have done is illegal and he would have been in deep shit.
Zachary Kelly
Nice try, Nigel. How the fuck would your family hold the value that dogs are haram but not even lightly instil it in you? Better luck next time.
Ayden Roberts
>>mfw muslims and niggers are rejected at every pub, club and gathering place in the entire city and the surrounding areas >>mfw every girl they approach promptly spits on them and screams as soon as they talk to them >>mfw cops look the other way when chavs and local villagers/fishermen beat the shit out of them even if they didn't actually do anything >>mfw they run as soon as they see my german shepherd without leash when I walk it >>mfw kids throw makeshift grenades and other explosives into their living spaces >>mfw there was a case of a pig carcass being found near the refugee center not long ago, but it never made the news >>mfw there was another case of a Somali couple literally attacking their caretakers when they were told they would be shipped here
I'll take shit that never happened for 500 Billy
Jeremiah Morris
why do i sense a LOLsuit coming
Christian Hill
>buy a few tomatoes in the shop Chyrka >I ate two of them, pain and a burning sensation in the stomach >fucking Chyrkas fertilizer poured over all the rules! >carry back and throw on the floor Chyrka "eat itself this shit!"
Oliver Sanchez
pol pot youd just eat the blind mans dog
Ryan Parker
>Tfw we had to fire our Moroccan cleaning lady because we have a dog around the house and she was genuinely repelled/terrified
Zachary Perry
but morocco has lots of stray dogs.
Levi Cook
I know the pig thing, happened, wouldnt be surprised about the rest.
Caleb Cooper
>turks Why? I though Turks were white?
William Ramirez
>MAGA It's a nickname here for muslims from caucasus region, also we called them "caucasians".