Be Japanese

>be Japanese
>Kill myself

Why are they still making these

They went to shit after gameboy advanced games.

More importantly, why are people still making Harambe memes?

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>us 90s kidz amirite XD
>implying competitive play in the modern games isn't the tightest shit

Why so much fuzz about Harambe?

>pokemon
>competitive play

That's funny, because the Johto Remakes are the best in the series

>competitive

Black and White were really really good. Black 2 is a great game

>playing pokemon for thr story

Competitive > Breeder/collectors > shinyfags > Storyfags

>playing pokemon at all
>in the current year (2016)

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>2016
>not playing pokemon

>Story

Competitive > Breeder/collectors > shinyfags > Storyfags > PokemonGO

Pokémon unironically has the best story in video games, though.

>Being competitive
>Not breeding

>63441364
Competitive > Breeder/collectors > shinyfags > Storyfags > PokemonGO > Entire team consists of legendaries

>playing bike simulator
inject your pokemon like a normal person

>Opponent sends out a shiny perfect IV hidden ability japanese event illegitimate nature egg move OU pack of data the game refers to as a "Pokémon"
>Not instant D/C

Pick one

>still no comfy pokemon game where you chill out with your pokemon and stroke their fluffytails

>be japanese
>is subhuman

/vp/ is going to fuck you

This is going to become battlefield 1:A /vp/ vs. gen 1-3 fags:The flame war

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>Why are they still making these?

Because it's the second-biggest video game franchise (and #1 on handhelds) of all time, and it makes them money. No shit, right?

Like asking why Nintendo still makes Mario or Rockstar Grand Theft Auto games.