This is the FBI, we have a warrant! Down on the ground, fucker!

>This is the FBI, we have a warrant! Down on the ground, fucker!
How are you going to destroy all of your data?

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-5 points for "I don't have anything to hide"

very carefully lol

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I have the 2nd amendment and i’m not afraid to use it

The 2nd amendment doesn't allow you to kill the feds

I’m allowed to defend my property if I find this an unlawful invasion

They'd probably just become disappointed in me since the only thing on my computer is 2.3 terabytes of Brazzers downloads

i don't need to because i don't have anything illegal on my computers. until they enact "hate speech" laws anyway

>rm -rf /

Has that ever been upheld in court? If not, expect to get assraped in federal prison.

>what is LUKS

>I’m allowed to defend my property if I find this an unlawful invasion
No, you're allowed to defend your property if it IS an unlawful invasion. If you kill feds and a court says they were on your property legally, you will be convicted of murder

I dont have anything illegal on my pc, just games, programming projects, and furry porn

My data was already destroyed by the time you finished the letters "FBI".

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>implying I don't keep all my "sensitive" data in an encrypted volume on a remote server that I access from home

No wonder america is fucked if you can’t protect yourself from big government tyranny

topkek i just have normal porn currently my old drive is dead

>Not using a Tandy to prevent others from knowing what you are doing
Get on my level, lusers

Where in the world can you legally blow away police with a search warrant?

>not being in the FBI and suddenly be cleared of any suspicion and delete all your personal information and dossier built up on you effectively becoming invisible.

Damn it, he did it again. It's the fourth time in this month, I really want to move out of this neighborhood.

>Firefox doesn't save my browsing history
Take that niggers!

Canada, actually.

cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/quebec-man-acquitted-in-police-officer-slaying-1.698274

>warrant was illegal
>officer did not announce that he was an officer or that he had a warrant when entering

heh...nothing personal fbi...i use incognito mode

>I'll just enter private property because I'm an officer
Good thing he died

>A corrupt cop would never use an illegal warrant and pretend he has authority to force entry into your house

Okay, so the search warrant was found to be illegal after it became a high profile murder case. So what?
>officer did not announce that he was an officer or that he had a warrant when entering
What exactly do you think a no-knock raid is?

Officers still identify themselves in no-knock raids, they just don't knock. Otherwise the resident could think it's a robber and shoot them.

They bash down the door and shout they are police and to get the fuck down.
They also have a warrant on them which is hopefully valid.

Let's be serious here. Somebody kicking in your door, rampaging through your house, and then yelling "FBI!" as they burst through your bedroom door with automatic rifles is very very similar to just not identifying yourself at all. No?

In Basil's case, the warrant turned out not to be legal, but how much scrutiny do you think "dynamic entry" warrants are subject to when things go as planned vs. when they result in the death of a police officer?

why the fuck would i destroy all my data?
I dont understand the question

Also, why would they break my door down?
I dont seel drugs or do anything illegal
I simply dont know why I would destroy my data

-5 points for you

I don't like this meme, feds can only really get away with that shit in Guantanamo. They're not going to risk the media/public shitstorm that would cause just to find my loli pics.

No, you'll just be hailed behind bars indefinitely in contempt of court for failing to comply with a court order to open your computer. It's not like you're the first person who ever thought "I'm just not going to do what the government tells me to do, that'll show them." The government plenty of wrenches to bash you over the head with.

so there's too outcomes

1. you get raided and you kill feds defending your property. they take your stuff and your off to jail

2. you get raided and submit and they take your stuff and later destroy and find some corrupt way to send you to jail

pick one

What media shitstorm? Do you think anyone's going to care if feds beat up a pedophile? They'll probably give them a medal.

>thermites hard drive platters
>get 10 years for obstruction of justice
>gubment takes all muh guns
>can't even kill myself

Ugh. Why do I always type in almost-homonyms when hung-over?

Put a thermite safety in your skull too

I've rigged my CPU with AT-Grenades, all I have to do is pull the pin.

3. you upload yourself to the cloud, encrypted, so the feds can never find you

Sjws will go apeshit

whatever the apes at /k/ recommend

i poop all over my computer
if they want to bust me they will have to touch my poop haha

Sorry CIA niggers, I forgot my password :^) Really though, being in prison would be cool. I'm pretty smart, so I'd go up the ranks in a gang and make twinks toss my salad.

>Do you think anyone's going to care if feds beat up a pedophile?
ACLU will, yes, along with other rights groups. But they wouldn't know I had loli anyway, they couldn't get into my computer.

So they just drug you and hit you with a wrench until you "remember".

My data is in the cloud. They won't be able to touch it there. Haha.

>"destroy all your data"
destroy the hard drive, idiot. that's the only way you can destroy data fully, fucking retard.

Even if the hard drive is shattered, it can be read in a lab.

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he said destroy, not shatter

toss it in an incinerator or hook it up to a car battery or something

you're not going to be able to fire up an incinerator and incinerate a hard drive in the 15 seconds it takes for the feds to get from the door to you

Even if it's destroyed, someone can reconstruct it by simulating the universe from the boundary conditions of the big bang

>This is the FBI, we have a warrant! Down on the ground, fucker!

0/10. should have used
>Get on the ground, fucko! Squad, take his computer and all other electronics!

>simulating the universe from the boundary conditions
is the FBI the fucking NOL now jesus christ

Don't need to. Good encryption is all I need.

thermite compound set to ignite a single drop straight through all of my hard disks (and maybe the downstairs neighbor's ceiling).

immediately what I think of every single time somebody asks this question.

OG

>Alright boys, get the rohypnol and kick him until he gives us the password.

>Sup Forums
>showering

>implying the FBI niggers don't have quantum computers to break all encryption

Help yourself officers. The Trap porn is already open. I won't be speaking without a lawyer present, and you'll be paying for the damages :)

They'd need my 2FA key too. Too bad I flushed it down the toilet :^) Really though, they have no reason to take that risk.

>cameras constantly watching all around your house
>see SWATfags pull up
>obliterate data
>retrieve a copy kept in a remote location later
Your move.

Use my lucid dream ability to make all data dissapear. And then wake up

Because i live in slav country and FBI has no power here.

Why are the feds taking his monitor?

For evidence. They are checking for the word nigger burned on the crt. True Sup Forums fashion.

They're going to enhance the burn in and check for any lolicon evidence

>not calling the court to verify the warrant
>not destroying all the data while you're calling

Swat your remote location first, gets your finger print on hard drives stored there.

> 2.3 TB

you said dissapointed but I think you meant impressed. are you hosting a mirror or some shit?

Is there no software that lets you have 2 passwords, one for decrypting and another for destroying the data? Or maybe having
more than one password and each password shows different information.

Wtf are you talking about??? who says anything has to be public? the feds certainly didn't...

You're going to jail for obstruction of justice if you destroy your data. I have all my data regularly timed for deletion every 3 days without a check. If I don't enter my password in, everything gets purged. I do this so that boogymen can't steal my bank info while I'm on vacation or if I go away unexpectedly. When police see my data purged a while after I'm in jail, I'll show them records that the deletion was a regular protocol and not an obstruction of justice.

>You're in Europe, cunts! You have no jurisdiction here! Now FUCK OFF!

And how would they know my remote location? It's not like I'd go there regularly. I can hide my fingerprints pretty easily.

Not sure whether that will fly past a judge, sounds a little like "i put a timed conflagration device in my file cabinet and did not inform the police of this".

I don't have to.
I use a terminal. No data is actually local.

"You have no jurisdiction here in brazil!"
>They call the BOPE and now i'm in an even worse situation

Half of my machines are encrypted and the other half either don’t have sensitive data or is in a good hiding spot.

>You're going to jail for obstruction of justice if you destroy your data.
How can they charge you with that if they have no idea if the data was relevant to the administration of justice? That doesn't make sense.

You aren't obligated to inform the police of anything. 5th amendment. Murica.

Just have it be timed for booking and processing. That way, by the time they ask me to unlock my shit, it's already gone. Have it be set every 24 hours instead. Purge my secret data and not my general work environment.

I'm working on some 1337 stuff, your honor. Can't risk corporate espionage.

>administration of justice
>sense
Are you 12?

Maybe, enjoy spending years in prison as your case makes it up to the supreme court though.

Well they just need reason to believe said data may be relevant. That's why they have a warrant. If you destroy said data before they come in, then that's grounds for saying you knew they wanted said data and that you're obstructing justice.

I don't have anything to hide, but damn do I want to build a self-destructing ultra secure datavault so I can feel like I have something to hide.

It would be a hard drive in a specially built safe. The safe would have a locking mechanism that would fail if the code wasn't input correctly the first time. The safe would be pressurized and detonate a thermite charge should the pressure drop if it was drilled. Now to prevent reverse engineering there would also be an X-ray and ionizing radiation detector and ultrasound sensor, which would also set off the charge. In addition there'd be a light sensor, which would set the charge off if they managed to drill in and look around.

> Really though, being in prison would be cool. I'm pretty smart
> pretty smart
Acting all smart in prison is a good way to get beat

You're totally obligated to tell the police about things in many cases. If they grant you immunity from its contents, you can be made to squeal.

What’s your experience with prison life?

case is already open so throw a can of kerosene with one hand and a lighter with the other and watch it burn.

Let's just be clear here - someone saying "you're under arrest" on the street with a gun in his hand is a little silly don't you think?

If someone said that to me I'd kill them on the spot even if they had uniforms on and were saying they were the police.

Even if someone in a police uniform hopped out of a police car and said he'd like to have a word with me and for me to take my hands out of my pockets. I'd shoot him dead just for that. I don't know if he's a criminal or not.

Only was in central booking but I have friends who have been in for 2 year bids (with a total of 5 or so years behind bars) and they always say the cunts that go around trying to act smart / smarter than everyone else of whatever reason would always get fucked with

>the cunts that go around trying to act smart / smarter than everyone else of whatever reason
People don’t like arragant people anywhere and it’s how bar fights start.

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