/brit/

Plankton edition

ANGLOS WEW

Filter the twats.

Leave the irish shite in the last thread

>irish american

just no

Just dont get why irish people are always so proud of murder

speaks volumes.

wgats like


somethng comfy i can watch

What are these stupid fucking scenarios?

Why wouldn't the car just stop?

>IRA kill 18 British soldiers and the queens cousin on the same day using technology obtained from an Irish American NASA scientist
>Unionists shoot a random catholic civilian

Ah yes, the highly advanced unionist death squads.

>la ruche

mentalist, a friend of mine went their last night after a party and invited me

might be going next weekend x

My main issue with off-brand cheap versions of stuff is that the packaging is almost always terrible

>tfw 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse
Go on, call me shite again
See what happens

Doing an unapologetic repost because of the new thread.


Reminds me of a lad I used to know.

>He's pining after this girl for months
>Everyone is aware of this
>One day I'm dandering past their group of friends and the qt calls me over and introduces herself and gets me to sit with them
>We hang about with each other for a few hours
>I'm making fun of this lad the entire time because I do it to everyone
>He's not best pleased
>qt is giggling her heart out and constantly touching me
>He's getting those pity looks you mentioned
>the lad asks the qt if she wants to go get some food
>She says yes and then drags me with them
>We sit in the backseat of the car with my arm around her while he drives
>When we get there, he goes on an autistic rant about feeling like a chauffeur
>Tell him to calm his tits and head inside with qt
>He drives off in a huff
Had a really nice time with the qt too.

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Fuck off you twat.

alright lads here's the haircut by popular demand

you have autism

doesn't look like they took any off

googled pokemon uranium and now the government probably thinks im trying to make a bomb out of pokemon uranium # SM H

Ireland hasn't contributed a single thing of value to this world

Shut up I don't care about any of the your IRA SHITE you're fucking boring

Looks like they forgot the "cut" part lad.

wewww x

>I post alongside people like this

Why do you even bother coming to Sup Forums?

hmm... where should i put this road block

ahh.. in the middle of the road, that'll do

Can you lads take about half a million Irish in Ulster off our hands and put them somewhere in the mainland? They're the bad sort I'm afriad but we're all sick of them its been 400 years take them back or ship them to the Falklands or somewhere

u single? x

JESSICA ENNIS MUST WIN BY 10 SECONDS OVER THE BELGIAN CHICK FOR GOLD

DO-ABLE BUT HOLY SHIT THATS ONE HECK OF A GAP

personally don't see it happening

You look like a bonafide cuck

pirate scumbags

they did mate I keep it mid-length at ALL times

insect

>Tfw IRA nearly kill Margaret thatcher the PM of the UK 5 or 6 times using careful planning and advanced bomb making chemistry but the rat narrowly escapes
>unionist deaths squads spray paint "crucify taigs" on a wall and run about with sticks slapping each other's bums

Ah yes, the infamous unionist death squads

Shouldn't you be at a club or something? what on earth are you doing here

JUST

the chileANO is here

tatcher is without a doubt one of the worst pirates ever

thing is I'm not obsessed with her or anything, I just think she's really qt and I'd take her out. I didn't actually know any of her friends knew until tonnes later in the night and basically knew I was fucked then because I was operating under an assumption no one knew. the guy at the club was nice enough and there was a point where the 3 of us were speaking. in the end, I was just mad at myself desu. I can't get mad at a guy doing the same thing I'm trying or a girl buying the same things I'm trying to sell which seems a bit different from that lad. the pity part was the worst, just makes you feel utterly useless

Why are all Australians such generic vapid normie cunts

alright thats it, IM GONNA RIP YOU-

ah no its over, heres a mogg on the house

discard this whore once and for all

hahaha mental, it's not a bad club that one

glad no /brit/ lads saw me getting cucked lmao

Why'd you lap it mate?

>JUSTicca Ennis

why would you not get a nice haircut? Its one of the easiest ways to make you more attractive

Love this picture

she didnt do it :/

chile is a whored out shithole, but edgy right wing teenagers believe it is the heaven

Sup Forums is normie

merely just little dogs biting at my ankles

what do you mean by lap it?

Bit ironic the Ulster planters 400 years ago were offered free shit by London and here they are now 400 years on, still getting free shit from London

JUST

I intentionally get shit haircuts because I cannot afford to let my ego get the better of me.

Pussy out. Why'd you not go for it?

Bit disappointed here desu
wanted are jess to bag another

That's not a nice haircut it's just a shitty pretentious Towie cut
Keep mine short and the ladies still love it

Sound like a failed Normie. I'd beat you to a pulp

Mad how Ulster Scots genuinely believe their 400 year old shit tier culture matters and that the mainland UK doesn't hate them for being benefit scrounging cunts

Alri lads

Can you post plankton nudes?

but it is nice and normies love it

I will fight any normie here and I will come out the victor

I unironically squat 4pl8 for reps

what does fixed asset means?

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Think we're done with the sectarianism for tonight lad. I'm sure we'll go at it again tomorrow though.

lmao maybe next time sweeheart :) x

it spikes out if it doesnt have length you hormonal cretin

> a failed Normie

yeah here and there

I didn't at the club because by the time I got there, she was pretty responsive to him. I'd have looked like a freak if I tried to talk shit and put her off the guy. I did have a bit of a crack prior to the club and yeah she seemed into it which was reassuring but the fact that I didn't get a solid crack is what annoyed me the most plus the obvious pity shit afterward

Fuck the normies desperate to fit in with each other. I unironically just be myself and it works

>Jessica Ennis-Hill's dad and son
really makes you think

Giggs is black too

cucked lol

Ah fuck sake lad. I'd just drop it entirely if I were you. If she knows you fancy her and she went with another lad, that's it pretty much done imo.

I was like rarted, bumbaclarted
Look to the back, I see shit departed

posting my gf

this is not /s/

>Messi is autistic. He was diagnosed at 8 years old, still in Argentina, with Asperger's Syndrome, known as a mild form of autism.

Cannot fabricate

this is not /cum/

hahaha yeah ive got the same feeling, just trying to make myself feel less useless. tbf I don't actually know if they went home together, they went elsewhere in the club and I knew I was done for the night

need a maga gf

I wonder do the yanks every come to a state of self awareness were they realise they are not wanted in /brit/ and neither is their "cuck", "buttmad" or any other yank gibberish rhetoric.

I genuinely cringe reading Americans post.

this tbqh

they literally have selected hearing

in /cum/ i used to whine about /s/ posters

Can't win em all m8.

off to gym lads watch the fort while I'm gone yeah

brb

what was that mate

yankism is a serious disease

it's p great ngl

>tfw i will never make him happy

Don't fret lad, you always make me happy.

put your dick up his shithole

that's the pity talking haha

give him succ

Na lad, that's not pity. Just reality.

need a shag lads been over 2 years since i had one haha

truth ......

Would you put your willy in there?

I hate losing and failing so it really hits me hard everytime haha

>born in Somalia
>lives in Portland, Oregon
>on the British team
Am I missing something???????

would you put your willy in a pasty?

>Arsenal supporter
Yes

should have done the tried and tru airsoft bb's in a bag with lotion, between the mattresses.

Likewise lad, but it's really not worth stressing over. If she had no interest, you didn't really lose because there was never a chance of winning, if that makes sense.