Plankton edition
/brit/
ANGLOS WEW
Filter the twats.
Leave the irish shite in the last thread
>irish american
just no
Just dont get why irish people are always so proud of murder
speaks volumes.
wgats like
somethng comfy i can watch
What are these stupid fucking scenarios?
Why wouldn't the car just stop?
>IRA kill 18 British soldiers and the queens cousin on the same day using technology obtained from an Irish American NASA scientist
>Unionists shoot a random catholic civilian
Ah yes, the highly advanced unionist death squads.
>la ruche
mentalist, a friend of mine went their last night after a party and invited me
might be going next weekend x
My main issue with off-brand cheap versions of stuff is that the packaging is almost always terrible
>tfw 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse
Go on, call me shite again
See what happens
Doing an unapologetic repost because of the new thread.
Reminds me of a lad I used to know.
>He's pining after this girl for months
>Everyone is aware of this
>One day I'm dandering past their group of friends and the qt calls me over and introduces herself and gets me to sit with them
>We hang about with each other for a few hours
>I'm making fun of this lad the entire time because I do it to everyone
>He's not best pleased
>qt is giggling her heart out and constantly touching me
>He's getting those pity looks you mentioned
>the lad asks the qt if she wants to go get some food
>She says yes and then drags me with them
>We sit in the backseat of the car with my arm around her while he drives
>When we get there, he goes on an autistic rant about feeling like a chauffeur
>Tell him to calm his tits and head inside with qt
>He drives off in a huff
Had a really nice time with the qt too.
...
Fuck off you twat.
alright lads here's the haircut by popular demand
you have autism
doesn't look like they took any off
googled pokemon uranium and now the government probably thinks im trying to make a bomb out of pokemon uranium # SM H
Ireland hasn't contributed a single thing of value to this world
Shut up I don't care about any of the your IRA SHITE you're fucking boring
Looks like they forgot the "cut" part lad.
wewww x
>I post alongside people like this
Why do you even bother coming to Sup Forums?
hmm... where should i put this road block
ahh.. in the middle of the road, that'll do
Can you lads take about half a million Irish in Ulster off our hands and put them somewhere in the mainland? They're the bad sort I'm afriad but we're all sick of them its been 400 years take them back or ship them to the Falklands or somewhere
u single? x
JESSICA ENNIS MUST WIN BY 10 SECONDS OVER THE BELGIAN CHICK FOR GOLD
DO-ABLE BUT HOLY SHIT THATS ONE HECK OF A GAP
personally don't see it happening
You look like a bonafide cuck
pirate scumbags
they did mate I keep it mid-length at ALL times
insect
>Tfw IRA nearly kill Margaret thatcher the PM of the UK 5 or 6 times using careful planning and advanced bomb making chemistry but the rat narrowly escapes
>unionist deaths squads spray paint "crucify taigs" on a wall and run about with sticks slapping each other's bums
Ah yes, the infamous unionist death squads
Shouldn't you be at a club or something? what on earth are you doing here
JUST
the chileANO is here
tatcher is without a doubt one of the worst pirates ever
thing is I'm not obsessed with her or anything, I just think she's really qt and I'd take her out. I didn't actually know any of her friends knew until tonnes later in the night and basically knew I was fucked then because I was operating under an assumption no one knew. the guy at the club was nice enough and there was a point where the 3 of us were speaking. in the end, I was just mad at myself desu. I can't get mad at a guy doing the same thing I'm trying or a girl buying the same things I'm trying to sell which seems a bit different from that lad. the pity part was the worst, just makes you feel utterly useless
Why are all Australians such generic vapid normie cunts
alright thats it, IM GONNA RIP YOU-
ah no its over, heres a mogg on the house
discard this whore once and for all
hahaha mental, it's not a bad club that one
glad no /brit/ lads saw me getting cucked lmao
Why'd you lap it mate?
>JUSTicca Ennis
why would you not get a nice haircut? Its one of the easiest ways to make you more attractive
Love this picture
she didnt do it :/
chile is a whored out shithole, but edgy right wing teenagers believe it is the heaven
Sup Forums is normie
merely just little dogs biting at my ankles
what do you mean by lap it?
Bit ironic the Ulster planters 400 years ago were offered free shit by London and here they are now 400 years on, still getting free shit from London
JUST
I intentionally get shit haircuts because I cannot afford to let my ego get the better of me.
Pussy out. Why'd you not go for it?
Bit disappointed here desu
wanted are jess to bag another
That's not a nice haircut it's just a shitty pretentious Towie cut
Keep mine short and the ladies still love it
Sound like a failed Normie. I'd beat you to a pulp
Mad how Ulster Scots genuinely believe their 400 year old shit tier culture matters and that the mainland UK doesn't hate them for being benefit scrounging cunts
Alri lads
Can you post plankton nudes?
but it is nice and normies love it
I will fight any normie here and I will come out the victor
I unironically squat 4pl8 for reps
what does fixed asset means?
...
Think we're done with the sectarianism for tonight lad. I'm sure we'll go at it again tomorrow though.
lmao maybe next time sweeheart :) x
it spikes out if it doesnt have length you hormonal cretin
> a failed Normie
yeah here and there
I didn't at the club because by the time I got there, she was pretty responsive to him. I'd have looked like a freak if I tried to talk shit and put her off the guy. I did have a bit of a crack prior to the club and yeah she seemed into it which was reassuring but the fact that I didn't get a solid crack is what annoyed me the most plus the obvious pity shit afterward
Fuck the normies desperate to fit in with each other. I unironically just be myself and it works
>Jessica Ennis-Hill's dad and son
really makes you think
Giggs is black too
cucked lol
Ah fuck sake lad. I'd just drop it entirely if I were you. If she knows you fancy her and she went with another lad, that's it pretty much done imo.
I was like rarted, bumbaclarted
Look to the back, I see shit departed
posting my gf
this is not /s/
>Messi is autistic. He was diagnosed at 8 years old, still in Argentina, with Asperger's Syndrome, known as a mild form of autism.
Cannot fabricate
this is not /cum/
hahaha yeah ive got the same feeling, just trying to make myself feel less useless. tbf I don't actually know if they went home together, they went elsewhere in the club and I knew I was done for the night
need a maga gf
I wonder do the yanks every come to a state of self awareness were they realise they are not wanted in /brit/ and neither is their "cuck", "buttmad" or any other yank gibberish rhetoric.
I genuinely cringe reading Americans post.
this tbqh
they literally have selected hearing
in /cum/ i used to whine about /s/ posters
Can't win em all m8.
off to gym lads watch the fort while I'm gone yeah
brb
what was that mate
yankism is a serious disease
it's p great ngl
>tfw i will never make him happy
Don't fret lad, you always make me happy.
put your dick up his shithole
that's the pity talking haha
give him succ
Na lad, that's not pity. Just reality.
need a shag lads been over 2 years since i had one haha
truth ......
Would you put your willy in there?
I hate losing and failing so it really hits me hard everytime haha
>born in Somalia
>lives in Portland, Oregon
>on the British team
Am I missing something???????
would you put your willy in a pasty?
>Arsenal supporter
Yes
should have done the tried and tru airsoft bb's in a bag with lotion, between the mattresses.
Likewise lad, but it's really not worth stressing over. If she had no interest, you didn't really lose because there was never a chance of winning, if that makes sense.