/asean/ - White Knight Edition

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economist.com/news/leaders/21704793-rodrigo-duterte-living-up-his-promise-fight-crime-shooting-first-and-asking-questions
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_Malaysian_history
youtube.com/watch?v=ZZuWphfN-vU
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Relations_between_Nazi_Germany_and_the_Arab_world
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pearling_(body_modification)
theatlantic.com/international/archive/2013/08/the-strange-sexual-quirk-of-filipino-seafarers/278285/
gulfnews.com/news/asia/philippines/philippines-government-claims-positive-results-of-duterte-s-anti-crime-drive-1.1878729
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Pertamax

Our Naj

good edition, OP.

economist.com/news/leaders/21704793-rodrigo-duterte-living-up-his-promise-fight-crime-shooting-first-and-asking-questions


Oooohhhhh sheyyyyyt they keep calling him out

Did he do something naughty from the looks with that smug face

>(((economist.com)))

Does it bother you?

people say I do
I'm quiet too so that's a plus

It's pathetic how they're making each /asean/ thread into an outlet of their frustration because they're too much of a pussy to do anything in the real world

Fucking SJWs always ruin everything

Girl?

whatever gets you off

>deadfish on bed
ugh

Just the way you are gets me off :3

Drug dealers dindu nothing
They are good boys
Just selling drugs

I want my fucking comfy /asean/ threads back, nigga! this college beta shit has gone too far

PUTANG INA NYO TAPOS NA BAKASYON MAY PASOK NA BAKIT NANDITO KA PA DIN

There's a flip version of ¡Yeb! ?

but you pinoys barely hide your 4chin power levels and promote them into jewbook. now you're attracting so many normies /flipcentric/ is now has their slum domain in /asean/

Any of you play Bloodborne?

Magandang gabi

Baha daw sa kanila

more like tapos na election

I don't get why that cant take criticism for dutdut he is the president

Si!
feels bad man.

Das 2 & 3, only
>tfw no PS3 :_:

Classes are suspended for tommorow, all metro manila, all levels.

Yeah

Tell me, what was your country like during the middle ages? In Italy we made cool armor and traded a lot.

I had to look up the crime statistics for Davao City to verify what the article said, and it does seem that it is true

Davao is still the murder capital and hardly as safe as Duterte supporters say. When Filipino institutions lose we all lose and we sink further into the cults of personality that plagues Filipino politics.

We were slave to white people.

>Son of former president
>supposed to be the one winning until some out of nowhere candidate pops up

He's our "tough guy" candidate like Jeb!

We wuz kangz and shiet, feel me nigga?

We made into Civilization franchise

I said middle age

Are you serious?

Time to go all nighter waiting for the new episode

We doesnt exists.
Just Bunch of tribes wearing little cloth killing each other for bananas

>spice up
top kek, didnt indonesia got enslaved because of the spice islands? cheeky cunts.

we are all drug dealers and drug lords

dont know m8 we hardly learn anything before 13th century
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_Malaysian_history

For

Trade with China for them shiny ceramics, grow rice, sell iron to everyone and razed by Indonesia and India when they got hindu-buddhist shitflinging.
Then everyone rebuild, the sea level goes down leaving the port city a swamp and everyone abandons it. The stone pavements and temple sites is all that remains of this animism era city.
Armour? Nobody cares much about that when you gonna die of malaria on the way to the battlefield then get step on by war elephants.

trading,piracy,mercenaries

We rape qt Italian girls

We wuz also bruneians and shit.

Yes, everything changed when Dutch attacked

Kys Kys Fall in Love

www.ancient-origins.net/artifacts-ancient-writings/laguna-copperplate-inscription-ancient-text-changed-perception-history-020630
Read article, could be interesting.

Forgot to mention the civilisation is at least 2000 years old and have 5th century iron smelters but now we got some weird chinese cult stealing temple ruin bricks for something. I don't know what they are doing with it but its probably something haram.
Still looking for human remains since nobody knows the burial methods of that time as well as shipwrecks in the swamp as well as sending people to research ancient chinese records in China.

Daaaaayum, Emilia got

T H I C C
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we're most likely an indonesian outpost

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>Mfw he made it to the economist

Good, yes, very nice

>flips defending literal hitler

kek why am i not surprised

He doesn't need defending when he's an expert crime fighter
He can kick your ass and finger your girl at the same time

Gas the chinks
Drug war now

hitler did nothing wrong

druggie didn't do nothing wrong am i rite?

Do you understand this song?
youtube.com/watch?v=ZZuWphfN-vU

PURGE THE DEGENERATES
CLEANSE THE UNCLEAN
DRUG WAR GO!

should I get a postpaid plan to play Pokemon Go or should I just stick to the promos and free wifi?

But Thaksin killed 2.5k.

I tried living for 300 a week for food

1 kilo of chicken 200php
Crispy fry 50php
Rice 3 kilos 50php

Its possible lads, 3 meals a day all chicken

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>chicken

enjoy your man boobies, cuck

But hitler did nothing wrong.

Last batch of chicken

where did you get the oil? from your face?

>hitler did nothing wrong.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Relations_between_Nazi_Germany_and_the_Arab_world

Ok oil is 20 pesos per bottle
I just used 1/4 of it

don't play it, it's repetitive as fuck

>(((Wikipedia)))

it doesn't matter everyone fromFinland to Russia today is a mongol rape baby anyway

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>Kazak
They looks Chinese as fuck

i could have made money on that 300 pesos and increased it three times.

Lmao, even Thailand is shaming us on this

>jewpedia

Thai senpai noticed us

Take that you fucking irrelevant shitholes
Yes im talking to you mladysia and indognesia

>1000 killed
>125, 000 surrendered
So his a good hitler?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pearling_(body_modification)

Pearling, called 'bolitas', has become a common practice among Filipino sailors, especially among the older ones.[1] Journalist Ryan Jacobs, writing in The Atlantic, reported in 2013 that sailors use bolitas to differentiate themselves from other international sailors, especially to curry favor from prostitutes.[2]

theatlantic.com/international/archive/2013/08/the-strange-sexual-quirk-of-filipino-seafarers/278285/

I don't know about the others but i think this is something to be proud off

I read somewhere that prostitutes in brazil like filipino sailors.

Oh thats the article

Really makes you think, hmm

I've been only listening to DDR songs lately, halp

its time to commit sudoku

Consider suicide.

>commit sudoku
Btw, anyone play sudoku before?

Rest in spaghetti

You're telling me that you never play sudoku?
Wow what a retard, playing sudoku is a must for a person who is intelligent, nihilistic with a wicked sense of humor, it's a common sense.

Sometimes, on readers digest or some newspaper.

>on readers digest

You still reading those? Asian edition?

>Japan again
Fcking hell, it's almost as if every single thing in the Philippines exist in Japan. Really makes you wonder.

Are you happy about it having jap ancestry and all?

show us your katana collection

we got colonize once by them you cuck

*goes through metal detection*
*shows dick to female guard*
tell her that it feels good like a dildo I swer

>gulfnews.com/news/asia/philippines/philippines-government-claims-positive-results-of-duterte-s-anti-crime-drive-1.1878729
>2 months
>won't have any results they said
kek

WE

Same Davao trick: just ignore the murders and questionable police killings, and the rate is super low!