Charles Martel comes back to life in modern France. What would he say?

Charles Martel comes back to life in modern France. What would he say?

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He would cry

shut up, gauchiste

"I wish I was dead again"

>What would he say?
"JACQUE REBUR!"

He'd be impressed with all the women in skirts and overall technological development

He would cry
Fuck, off muslim cocksucker

Il monterait une résistance et il génociderait tous les bougnoules.

"Actually I am German"

>fights with all of his blood sweat and tears to prevent Muslim invasion of his homeland
>1,000 years later, cucks welcome them with banners and open assholes

stay dead, Charles, there's more peace there

>"I surrender!"
fixed

this

Did you pray for your twice-elected muslim nigger president today, Carlito ?

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>Surrender joke

Ebin.

He's Protestant, idiot.

Sup reddit.

"Je suis surrendre oui oui baguette croissant le omelette du fromage"

>He's Protestant, idiot
>Hussein Obongo claim himself he is muslim in the video

Don't be delusional, John

He would :

-cry
-remove kebabs
-take the throne
-MAKE FRANCE GREAT AGAIN

"Wow, the world is so much better now than back then."

Something along those lines.

Between two fights against muslims, he would probably shitpost on Sup Forums

Then he'd look on his right and see the exact same shit and commit suicide.

i'll miss europe

Why isn't there heaven? It was like dreamless sleep, fuck fuck fuck...

>"Ich bin German btw"
*go to Germany*
*attacked by a Syrian refugee with a machete

*PHOENIX DOWN*

>"ik ben Nederlands..."
*go to Netherlands*
*get beheaded by an angry Morrocan*

*PHOENIX DOWN*

>"well, je ben Belgisch, une fois!"
*go to Belgium*
*die in a suicide attack*

fuck asians

I'm not going to watch some 10 min youtube vid made by a Sup Forumstard.

>Member of the United Church of Christ since the 1980s. Obama's father, while born into a Muslim family, had become atheist by the time he met Obama's mother, the secular Ann Dunham
>The United Church of Christ (UCC) is a mainline Protestant Christian denomination

He's Protestant, you dumb surrender ape.

"Why does no one in France speak Old Dutch anymore? Wtf is this honhon and wallah hallah nonsense? Out, the both of you! Brown ones unto Mauretania, gesticulating wine sots unto Italia. GO!"

here is Hell and all the devils are roaming loose

>dumb
>ape
>from an american

>all the devils are roaming loose
those are just Brazilian tourists

in you case they're muslim "refugees"

You are dumb. You're posting weird conspiracy videos. Like all Frenchmen you're a gullible retard.