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>Chink Shit Infographic
chinkshit.xyz/infographic.pdf

>Chink Shit Wiki
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>Chink Shit Randomiser & Chink Christmas Gifts list
chinkshit.xyz/random/

>IRC channel
qchat.rizon.net/?channels=/csg/
#/csg/ on rizon

>Discord link
discord.gg/bUJ3VGM

>News
• 11.11/Christmas order suffering continues • GearBest shipping cucks user's dad • user get's CHINKED disputing missing wireless earphones • Knife user falls off the wagon • user shows off his dongle • Anet A8 user shows off his upgraded printer, begins slippery slope • user needs loli advice • user gets CHINKED returning a defect KingDian SSD • user shows off his completed LED Christmas Tree kit • Avoid cheapest chink clock kits, probably inaccurate Others recommended • user reviews a Sanrenmu 6020 knife, likes it • user likes his Xiaomi sonic toothbrush • user tries to chink the chinks • user buys chink tea, has no idea what he's drinking, reviews • user gets cheap sunglasses from Merry's, thinks they're decent • user reviews and recommends custom zippo lighters, also recommends mini butane lighter Previous thread

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chinkshit.xyz/infographic.pdf
gearbest.com/smart-watches/pp_605468.html
gearbest.com/knives-tools/pp_436808.html
mi.com/flashlight/
s.aliexpress.com/ZZniYjYV
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

Anyone happy with their chink mech keyboard?
I wanna get some recommendations, could be full-sized or tenkeyless, no more than 50$

Are chinkistani mechanical keyboards any good?

Wow, that's a tiny dick.
Chinese heritage?

This DHL shipping from Goldway is some spooky shit. They gave me my local tracking number right away, but only gave me the intl. tracking number after 6 working days. They said it had only just been shipped and to expect the local tracking to update in 4-5 days, but the new tracking number shows it having already completed the intl. journey.

Here's hoping I'm not getting chinked!

guys just didn't have a weird obsession with looking at large dicks during pornos back in the 70s.

>chinkshit.xyz/infographic.pdf
Some are great yeah.

Finally bought Headshrooms

My one dollar chink mouse's right click stopped working after a year of use. Should I buy another one dollar chink mouse or go for another more expensive mouse?

buy a new switch and replace it

Really, for a $1 mouse?

If you're happy with the mouse - why not?

Wouldn't the switch cost more than a dollar? Just order another dollar mouse.

A dollar buys you 10

Damn, didn't know that.

Well shit, that's alright. Guess it might be worth it after all.

No complains here really with my Motospeed CK104, pretty good I think. Few keys started double clicking once though but I took the keycaps out and disconnected the keyboard and dropped few drops of isoprophyl alcohol to the switch and tapped the key for a while, has worked fine ever since, don't know what the cause of the issue was but that somehow fixed it. Other than that it has been a solid keyboard for me. It's a noisy one though, at least with the blue switches but I don't mind

the mouse is no longer a dollar

Are there any other chink shops that take Skrill as payment besides pandawill?

I know, but I figure it will be like two or two and a half dollars at max. I've seen the infographic and while there is a quite large number of keyboards, there's only three mouses, and the three between 10 and 20 dollars, a little bit expensive for a mouse, I could buy one where I live for that price. I was thinking of not expending more than 5 dollars on a new mouse.

Where should a Dutch guy like me buy the mi band 2? Gearbest coupons?

Anyone know if there's a neat chink Bluetooth/wifi dongle or similar? Looking for something I can use for wireless controllers and etc.

What mysterious chineese object did the postman bring this time?

>buy one of these
>it's great for the money
>install custom rom
>won't pair anymore
>have to unpair from phone to pair to a "new" one
>can't do that
>there's no pairing or reset button
>band is effectively bricked

>he doesn't do nandroid before every ROM installation
it's like you asked for it

To be fair I would be cautious about chineese batteries too.

>two 11.11 orders already depart from outward oe

Nice, I expect my derailleur pulley and headroom ms16 to be arrived around 2 weeks

And I made a mistake by sending them to my office instead of dad's office

It's a teeny tiny Nitecore!

lol wut? really?

Most I got are good. Motospeed, E-blue, Aula, Mantistek... it's all fine.

Ducky also were hype for years now, but they cost more.

I actually use it. Has been useful in showing me that I sleep too little, heh.

Also can auto unlock the phone and stuff.

but where did you get it and for how much?

any good chink smart watches with round displays??

gearbest.com/smart-watches/pp_605468.html

Must have been GB or BG or Ali - IIRC for about $15-20.

Fuck me, the packing seems a bit excessive.
I got two 18650s delivered from China.
They were in the normal odd smelling plastic bag and each battery was in its own individual cardboard box about the same size as the battery.

You can buy a decent mouse on ali for like $5, sure.

> infographic
Is ultimately still suggestions by just a few people. They're not bad suggestions necessarily, but if I had made the graphic it'd already look different.

I imagine that was due to the shipping company's policies?

Seems to me like a bunch of them demand that batteries are shipped in cases that are a bit protected against compression / puncturing.

The whole electonics section is completely awful.

Also it rapes pdf.js

I don't agree with many choices either, but quite a lot of effort that was put into it that neither of us could be bothered to expend.

If you want to do a variant, go ahead. CBA to deal with infographics myself. If we molest pastebins or such again, I'll probably contribute though.

Would be nice if the wiki would finally allow account creation again.

What are some chink amoled devices worth considering?

How much is it?

>2 items arrive from aliexpress before gearbest even considers sending my 3d-printer
Just fucking ship it already, it's been a week you lazy fucks.

Most people couldn't be arsed to get a wiki login even when registration was open.

After a short while, I was only doing the pastebin anyhow; it allowed literally everyone that cared to add or maintain alternative suggestions directly.

We generally still merged virtually all suggestions that "made sense" anyhow. (Things that didn't make sense were mainly suggestions that relatively objectively had better / cheaper alternatives or that were just the same as everything else - in which case they generally got just listed as a brand that "has" items of this sort. Current infographic suffers this quite massively in IEM / headphones / watches / keyboards ..., nothing is really a contender for the cheapest or "best" at doing x or y, it's all just somewhat random picks from the market).

But I'm not going to initiate the next generation of the information snippet myself, only going to contribute to it.

Bingo bongo? The hazardous label was slapped across our beloved chineese faked customs declaration and this is on the new shipping label. Carrier is PostNL, the package arrived in a timely manner and I got no message from customs.

Just got my new phone after some really really shitty chink phone. Chinese phones have evolved a lot. Great build, no backlight bleeding. Came with some M$ bloat (idk why) but I just uninstalled it. Feelsamazingman.jpg

I've never encountered an issue with customs in burgerland. Feels good.

It's a damn fine phone. I just switched to lineage os after getting sick of miui's shitty app management (kept killing dns66 and Spotify dogfood was acting up). So far lineage is great, just had to install the google camera apk to get decent camera performance.

>Knife user falls off the wagon

I think I'm falling again.

gearbest.com/knives-tools/pp_436808.html

can confirm
the jjrc h22 has been discontinued and irrelevant for many months now
it has been superseded by the significantly better eachine h8

Not talking about the Consumer Electronics section

Am I supposed to open a dispute if the tracking information form ali says shippment cancelled? Or do I wait so I left less options of chinks trying to chink me? I can see they saying that on the dispute even though the faggots haven answered me in a week.

Is your fingerprint reader as fast as it used to be with MIUI? I heard it becomes slower.

>
Please post a pic of how it looks on your hand.

suppose the whole thing is defunct at this point
maybe we should stop posting it entirely

>masturbator still in china
I want to masturbate inside a supposed anus shaped load of latex before Christmas.

!

mi.com/flashlight/

bought a jack, gonna attempt a jack transplant on my zircons, wish me luck m8s

Chink carbon handlebars...
Thoughts?

Mine are that I should buy two. Test one and use the other. It'd still be half the price of local carbon handlebars.

Hell, carbon bike parts in general. Anyone know of any resources for reliable parts? I'd love to build up a chink carbon bike, since it's like a 1/4 of the cost, but feel a little wary about trusting my life on being chinked

Still waiting Mitu fleshlight.

Is Xiaomi the Apple of chinks?

Everything looks so fucking gay.

> eachine h8
I have an alternative proposal.

While it surely won't do flips without loss of height, this is just more whimsical.

The marketing is half related.

But Xiaomi isn't as bad as Apple at making devices.

I believe in you user.

singpost or belgiumpost?

The image on the box doesn't really match the figure in either case.

Yet these minis have some of the longest stock flight time thanks to the comparatively large battery.

not lego enough

Yea, could be more Lego, but in the end I think the compromise to it flying longer and crashing better is necessary.

>I want to masturbate inside a supposed anus shaped load of latex before Christmas.
Live your dream, little butterfly.

Also, without the whimsy, I'd recommend this one.

Can't currently be used with a 3rd party remote, but it's one of the most crash-proof quads I've come across & flies well for a toy grade.

But on this one you seem to have to hunt down the offers that are closer to $20 than $30 or $35. It's tomtop one month, gearbest the other, banggood or ali another month...

will this survive being turned on? s.aliexpress.com/ZZniYjYV

Looks fine.

INSANELY HOT DEALS FOR BRITBONGS IN THE /CSG/ DISCORD! MI BAND 2 FOR $9.99! GET IN LADS!

Works for me.

Posting pic of the knife.

Good deal I'd say, even if not really my kind of knife.

Sure, why wouldn't it? Depending on what you're going to do, there are better machines like that though. (Mostly they'll also cost more...)

I have been using a custom ROM and using it forever, never had to unpair it desu.

If i order a custom mousepad this week could it make it in time for january 5th. I need to have it by then so is there any chance with christmas in the way?

what sort of stuff do you use it for? i want to have a sort of reference of what i can expect from its performance

seeding torrents, mostly
if not that, just messing around with GNU/linux

Pi hole.

>Mi6 for $313
Oh FUUUUCK

have a royal kludge fullsize, only complaint is the built in RGB wrist wrest. It's made of plastic and super creaky. I've moved on to a varmilo and wood wrist wrest

My headphones has been listed as "shipment with local shipping company" since November 2nd, the more detailed tracking offered by the shipping website claims it's here in the states, the last day of the accepted shipping range is the 26th, how fucked am I? Is customs holding on to my shit? I'm a burger btw?

looks pretty cool, I like that thumb stud style, and axis locks, does it open too easy, hard, or just right?

that's a big mousepad

From the reviews looks like isn't as smooth as a flipper.

I have like 12 knives I don't use.

Already ordered one from this sales.

Convince me to pull the trigger.

>I have like 12 knives I don't use.

Should be enough to convince you to actually pull the trigger and not in a "thehehe kill yourself my dude" way, I mean you should literally kill yourself.

do chinks have weekends?

That was mean.

Yeah, once a year.

i want to buy a miband 2 too.
whats the big difference between the shipping methods. i should pay 2 extra dollars for the registered air mail?

>tfw my stuff was sent on a Sunday
Feels great.

not that big of a diference desu, chink tracking sucks ass either way. If you are in EU and PostNL is available then go for that. Also I was told by the autists here that Sweden post sucks.

No but they work short days (except for slave labor factory jobs) and take a whole month off for new years.

That sounds nice.

Anybody tried deez yet?

Link to download files for anet a8 upgrades?

Is this the ROM that's going to send all my noodz to the chinks or is this the world ROM safe? Planning on buying my first Xiaomi