Why does putting things in my ass help me masturbate?

Why does putting things in my ass help me masturbate?

CANADIAN
RANGEBAN
WHEN?

Because you're gay

I'm straight

really makes you think

You like putting stuff up your arse so you're gay

But I'm watching straight porn

R u a wemen?

But you're wanking over the guy

So does your mum. Is she gay?

im surprised that i live in the same country as you live in

Theres nothing gay about putting shit in your ass. You're gay for having sex with men.

Women take, men give

Have you ever tried to put a baguette in your anus?

hahahaha faggot

Do women "take" blowjobs in the UK?

don't knock it until you try it

It sounds gay but stimulating your prostate feels great, it's only gay if you make it gay. By your logic touching your own dick is gay too

Yeah they take your dick into their mouth

>By your logic touching your own dick is gay too
That's not my logic desu. And actually, in countries like yours it is a common thing to be gay, so just deal with it.

But I'm not gay

I've only had sex with women and I've never been interested in men

Another quality Canadian shitpost. Who could be behind this?

Canadians need to be banned.

Because you're applying pressure on your prostate
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