What is it like being a massive bitch ass faggot who isn't allowed to own guns?

What is it like being a massive bitch ass faggot who isn't allowed to own guns?

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>be american
>get shot

feels safe

I don't know?

Even anti-tank weapons are allowed at home but just need to join the national guard, only street gangsters can't have them.

>be british
>get raped
>get hacked up by a machete
>ban triangle shaped pancakes
>go to America
>bitch about the fact Americans own guns on TV while shouting the current year

It feels scary, I had to turn in my two guns when they changed the permit laws.

They denied me there return twice when trying to reacquire my permit for them and because I was denied twice I would have to pay a lawyer allot of money to get the chance to apply again.

I was literally told that self defense is no longer the only motivation you require to own a gun.

I should of never turned them in, the police have probably sold them to criminals already.

For once I don't know that feel

>be American
>get shot

I fucking hate that pompous cunt so much.
And it (among other things) makes me want to immigrate.

Silly New Zealand. The only people in the USA who get shot are black people getting shot by other black people

But user I do own a gun and it's no big deal

>literally cucked by john oliver

wew

first post best post

>black people getting shot by other black people
That's what I said

...

classic timeless post

Black people aren't Americans. If they were, then why don't they pay taxes?

Post moar skanks

Feels like i'm still alive wahey

good memes never die

>be british
>live under the rule of unelected men in Belgium

Why would you ever watch American political programmes?

This is a blue board. All the rest of my skank pictures are not blue board ok

>be american
>surrender your nation to a kenyan sorcerer
>twice

I mean if we really wanted we could dig up the tens of thousands that were buried here

Why is it so often Americans who are so afraid they must own a gun for their safety? The odds are extremely low that for some reason a criminal would come in your house completely armed or anything like that, even a stick-up would just mean your money lost or something like that.

>be british
>literally have a queen you need to pay taxes to

Because America has the highest murder rate in the developed world and they're all scared.

>be irish
>be enslaved by brits for hundreds of years
>literally join the nazis in WWII
>starve to death because no potatoes

>even a stick-up would just mean your money lost or something like that.
Which could be prevented by you being armed though.

>be amerijuan
>literally have a rabbi you need to pay foreskins to

>2 years until i can get gun

Imma go full Billy Trooper on those bitches just watch me make history

Because we have black people and mexicans and unlike Europe we refuse to be slaves to a monarch like Hillary Clinton

Not if you don't count black people

Europeans can't use the shot joke anymore after recent events desu.

It's weird how europeans get so pompous about gun murder in the USA as if its a cultural problem in general when whites in the USA commit crime on par with whites in Europe.

Most people killed in gun violence in the USA are black men who get shot by other black men.

Gun death in the USA is not an american problem its a black problem and before people bring up mass shootings that only accounts for 2% of gun murders in the USA.

" even a stick-up would just mean your money lost or something like that."

Have you ever been stuck up or your house burgled?

>america
>developed

based ireland

...

>1776-present
>not shooting someone who tries to take your money

>Gun death in the USA is not an american problem

>gun death in america
>is not an american problem

if you do not count murderers all countries are the safest countries

really makes you think

#notalleuropeans

>be british
>literally give your territory to israel

Yes it MIGHT perhaps be prevented if the situation is in your favour, better ALWAYS carry a gun for the minute chance you might get robbed.

No idea, we're free to own guns.

t. Mississippi tier poverty rates

We will get rid of them in another generation or 2. Why do you think we have Obama abortions?

>not shooting a criminal on principle alone

>nigger president
>60% white (and dropping quickly)
>daily shootings
>foreskins and kinder eggs illegal
>military losses to vietnam

so developed

>be french
>get trucked

>Lose to country that lost to Vietnam
>Daily beheadings
>Pedophile 'culture'
>Poorer than every other western country
>No civilized taps
>Most violent crime in the world

>be amerijuan
>get boeing'd

The fact that burglary is more common here could suggest that knowing that anyone might be armed can prevent burglary from happening in the first place.

>woman prime minister
>Parliament literally cannot drink beer because it exists in the sharia zone
>full of pakis and migrants
>Scotland succeeding
>daily terrorist attacks
>triangle pancakes banned
>owned by the EU
>have to give the falklands back to pic related

No, but then again I didn't create a shitty system that pissed off the majority of the country.

>be british
>get tubed

I saw a Kinder display at a gas station yesterday. I think they are legal now.

I'm going to the firing range on Tuesday, gotta fire off a few rounds before hunting season and make sure I still remember how to aim.

>No, but then again I didn't create a shitty system that pissed off the majority of the country.

What are you even referring to?

Neither did I you collectivist piece of shit.

Change of subject, nevertheless go ahead you can do that... RIGHT NOW, if you have the papers.

>be norwegian
>shoot a bunch of children
>have your anus searched 5 times a day every day for 20 years and be only given nintendo games for children

He is referring to apartheid because in his sick mind people are justified to murder, rape and torture others because of what happened in the past.

>>Parliament literally cannot drink beer because it exists in the sharia zone

there are 8 bars in the house of commons m8.

>mfw the white house only serves grape juice and kfc

>he doesn't enjoy anal play
wow, what a prude

>60% """"""""white"""""""""

Oh, you mean how you elected a literal terrorist to the presidency who liked to light people on fire and in the west we pretend like he wasn't fucking Hitler 2.0 like Mugabe?

At least no one here gives Trevor Noah the time of day seeing as how shit his shows ratings are

>mfw I have never met a woman who was hispanic who didn't claim to be white

I never voted ANC once in my life and I never will.

>express.co.uk/news/politics/639378/British-MPs-Sharia-law-alcohol-ban-Islam

>implying grape drank isn't great

>tfw commiefornian

Feels bad man

It doesn't excuse it, but it is just how the human mind works.

>express.co.uk

wew lad

literally nothing in that 'article' says that they are banned from drinking in the HoC.

0/10 see me after class tyrone.

>timeslive.co.za/ilive/2012/01/24/da-poster-perpetuates-colonial-stereotype-ilive

>be south african
>have your sister get CIVILIZED
>write a butt hurt article about how you need to seize the means of production from whitey

Yeah, I am sure dude. Those young buks are gang raping and murdering rapists because the white man oppressed them.

They are putting other african foreigners in tires and burning them alive because the white man oppressed them.

Yeah thats how the mind works could not simply be because they are violent psychos who have zero impulse control.

You do realize that the white community in South Africa is effected the least by violent crime?

A rape every 26 seconds
52 murders a day

>Whiteys fault.

I have never been in a situation where I needed a gun. Maybe I've been in a couple where having a gun would've been more comfortable, but this is negated by other being allowed to have guns too.

I know the "criminals will get guns anyways" meme, but it's not really normal for petty criminals to be armed with anything bigger than a knige. In Spain at least.

>timeslive.co.za/ilive/2012/01/24/da-poster-perpetuates-colonial-stereotype-ilive
lol, im going to read this, looks good.

Why are American attempts at banter so embarrassing?

>be british
>be headed because your sister wasn't wearing a burqa in london

ran out of banter tyrone?

>be australian
>fuck a sheep while singing a folk song about racist dragons

what is it like living is such a shithole of a country that you have to hope your kids don't get slaughtered while doing something as mundane as attending school?

>this triggers the amerijuan

thank you for proving my point

>nytimes.com/2016/06/15/world/europe/london-bans-ads-with-unrealistic-body-images.html

>be british
>not allowed to look at girls in bikinis

What is it like living in such a shit hold country that you have to hope your sister doesn't get fucked by the prime minister while attending a bunga bunga party?

>>land of the free
>foreskin not included

>be american
>land on the moon, mars, win the world series, stanly cup, super bowl, and the olympics

Honestly when did a reasonable diet and moderate exercise become "unrealistic"?

>be amerijuan
>get WIND'd

>britania rules the waves
>don't have a nuclear aircraft carrier
>britians won't be slaves
>be slave to germany

>do all these things
>still get raped by nguyen and dong

When fat slags thought it was their right to be seen as attractive.

>theguardian.com/us-news/2015/may/22/florida-mom-agrees-sons-circumcision-jail

>its real
what the fuck

>this triggers the brit

>land of the free
>plus tip
>blacked wife is free though

>be australian
>lead the world in rape

literally who

>what the fuck

OH SAY CAN YOU SEE
BY THE FORESKINS TORN ASUNDER

lol