Just a reminder, you're actually much uglier than the person you're looking at in the mirror

Just a reminder, you're actually much uglier than the person you're looking at in the mirror.

Your brain is just tricking yourself to prevent you from going into depression

Likewise you're not nearly as smart as you believe you are.

I'm pretty handsome tho. Your mom said so.

What if I have from Body dysmorphic disorder?

I KNOW THAT I CAN SEE IT ON PHOTOS THANK YOU VERY MUCH
But since I constantly second-guess my judgement I believe my impression is not too far off in that regard.

Also, it's interesting you put some sort of effort into this bait; islamist copy-pasta not having the desired effect?

Every girl I've gotten with (5) approached me first

And yes I know I'm not that smart

Momma says I'm a good handsome boi
Why should I trust you over momma?

...

that picture is really sad

girls really have it worst than us

I've been approached by qt3.14 grils and catch stray glances all the time even though I'm skinnyfat with a gut, I wonder if I could actually make it if I started lifting and putting down weights. I think my autism might bring me down though.

>Work a register in a convenience store
>7.5/8 out of 10 qt walks up to register and buys cigs
>pays with a card doesn't enter PIN so I have to make her sign a receipt
>she writes down something and tells me to have a look at it
>She walks out
>I take a look and see a telephone number
>Without a second thought I put it in a closed container with the rest of the signed store receipts

Face genetics amount to nothing when you don't have the ability to capitalize on it.

>be not too good looking in your perception but have a cheerful personality
>tfw you've literally been asked out by girls on multiple occasions but always ignored it due to the pervasive expectation of being inadequate
>tfw kissless virgin
You can't make this shit up.

Whenever I post a picture of me online I get more or less the reaction I expect to get.

I know lmao cameras don't lie

>Your brain is just tricking yourself to prevent you from going into depression

thats not the reason

Wow how pathetic, my mother and older sister kiss me all the time.
lmao nerd

most people see you as you see yourself in mirror

;_;

So you guys French kiss? Since I thought that was the qualifying event.
Not that there'd be anything wrong with showing your family some affection; we're not too keen on this kind down here, but don't let that distract you from business.

Kill me

i once recorded myself to check my hair and i was shocked about how good i looked in that video.

>tfw he doesn't understand

>good

You messed up a letter there muh nigga

i swear on my mums mum grave that i did not

When their cheek kisses are especially sloppy some of the salive can touch the edges of my lips when I brush my cheek. So yes it's practically a French kiss.

But you're a girl

why do people feel the need to prove themselves to a stinky arab living in france?

Shit, did I miss out on some meme or something?
I plead for temporary insanity in that case. The defense rests.

>having an objective number that measures my intelligence

feels good man

also i judge myself as a 3/10 but girls grade me from around 6/10 to 9/10

Seeing as you post on Sup Forums you are psychologically a 3/10.

but I don't have a girl penis.