Reasons you hate Canada? I'll start

Reasons you hate Canada? I'll start

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I don't have any.

The flag is kinda lame

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But I like Canada. They are the vanilla of countries. Perfectly fine and inoffensive, but there when you can't deal with special bullshit.

I also actually really like their flag. It's simple and distinctive, and a kid could feasible draw it.

t. Alberto Barbossa

you just posted it

ty alberto you are my greatest ally

They club seals

You mean Barbosa*. Get your memes right.

I also like Japan's flag, fyi.

I also like Australia, though. I enjoy the bantz and meme-maps.

Also, we get Bacalhau from you.

Can't handle banters for shit. Can't give them either for that matter.

they won't give me a gf

you can have my sister. She's a 23 year old slob who still lives with us. she's eating more and more everyday, and is getting fatter by the day. I think she'll fit right in being your gf

they btfo us in skoda cup
they smell
they stupid
they suck moose dick
they club seals
they anal sex with maple syrup as a lube

they're also loved by everyone

stupid sexy kanada

Finland

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I hate Canada because its history makes no fucking sense

They're just different enough from us to piss me off

the text should be to the right of the flag

They're bad posters. Canadians in real life are lovely people.

well one because we (nfld) shouldn't even be a part of canada
the referendum may have been slightly in favour of confederation with canada, but most who lived then know that pro confederation newfies literally took names off of gravestones to use as voters
so then Canada gutted Newfoundland's fishing economy shortly after and has been ignoring the problem they made ever since

>they btfo us in skoda cup
don't know what that is, but you probably deserved it
>they smell
won't argue with that
>they stupid
Actually we're one of the top 10 smartest nations according to OECD (smartest anglo as well)
>they suck moose dick
you would too if had a taste of their maple syrup falvoured cum
>they club seals
we do it for population control. If we let them run wild they would fuck up the arctic ecosystem
>they anal sex with maple syrup as a lube
you're telling me you would rather taste Vaseline rather than maple syrup when doing ass-to-mouth?

Degrassi is shit

Nobody hates Newfies, the only NFLD sovereignty thing I've ever heard has been on Sup Forums. I've been twice and loved it, far better than Quebec or BC but gets no exposure sadly. Actually maybe that's for the best.

cant disagree with this
also your nation is fucking gorgeous, jealous af of that coastline

>when a leaf gives you (you)

Canada prides itself on idiots prancing around on horses and syrup. Literally worse than Stalin.

Won't disagree desu

bit harsh

>the only NFLD sovereignty thing I've ever heard has been on Sup Forums
That's because no one reports on it

Give it 10 years, you'll be hearing it constantly, especially from Alberta and BC

I hate Canada because it brags about living in "the Great Canadian White North Xdddd" when literally everyone lives at the southern border so the climate is pretty much the same as what you woild get in New England, Michigan etc. Plus they always explain everything like they are talking to Americans so they compare every aspect of their life to the American one. Franco Canadians dont have that problem though

oh yeah i agree, newfie republicanism is retarded
not that we have dont have a singular identity or anything, its just economic circumstances and we're OG commonwealth, why the fuck would we leave
the only way id want to leave Canada is as a dominion
and yeah, IMO less exposure is better in a lot of ways, were still pretty damn white and we havent seen too much of modern architecture
the only thing that id like is possibly subsidized flights here or subsidized ferry transport from the mainland, to appeal better to international tourists

pic is some comfy OC right outside of St. John's harbour

kek

Alberta, maybe. Ontario has them all by the balls though.

>especially from Alberta and BC
probably not BC, they're too undecided to be pro anything
maybe Alberta but not for a while, they just got their economy's teeth kicked in so their ego will take a while to recover

thanks m8

deal

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Thanks!

sorry about that

Quebec

Does anyone actually unironically hate Canada?

We have no sea access, an independent alberta is retarded. We could be shitty and act like quebec.

BC has it subtly. Many of the people I know here would actually be pro union with the US.

We're really not Canadian.

no

>We're really not Canadian.

Of course you think so, you're Chinese. Literally nobody here thinks this.

I'm not chinese though, I'm white.

But I would rather be chinese than part of the Ontario Empire of Social justice and feels.

I do

i think its cool. I would consider living there if the weather wasn't awful

>an independent alberta is retarded
51st state

You wouldn't have to deal with America and Ottawa preventing shit from being piped or shipped across the border.

only on Sup Forums

I dont hate them but they are rapidly approaching meme country status.

Honestly Canadians themselves are fine even if they are horribly reddit.

Literally every time Canadians do something that is in any conceivable way impressive they have to try and compare to the US in some way, it honestly seems like they as a nation have the world's largest little brother complex.

ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh...... ohhh.........uuuhhhhhhhhhh........hehhhhhh......ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......

You guys are pretty reddit too

>Ontarian SJWs are so horrible, they infest us with Chinese
>I'd rather be Chinese than a Ontarian SJW
>N-no I'm definitely not Chinese

Yeah, okay Zhu xui

Oh fuck off, BC is mecca for dreadlock wearing smelly hippy SJW's

lol yeah, BC doesnt have any of that hippy SJW bullshit, right?

Being a state sounds awful, biting the nose to spite the face. The liberals will get the pipeline pushed through. They get away with it because they're not the conservatives and pretend to give a shit about indians.

They insist their maple syrup is better when the American varieties are clearly superior.

I will fucking find you.

I don't

>real maple syrup vs corn syrup mixed with flavoring
Yeah, I'll stick with Canadian senpai

Literally stole our flag

where's your leaf?

Have you never tried Vermont maple syrup?

Tbh lad most people I know feel more Cascadian than Canadian

That said I don't think anyone I know own would want to join the States either
Cascadia or independence but we'll never be burgers

that's a misconception. bludgeon is really a more accurate description

>they anal sex with maple syrup as a lube
only dirty quebecers

there were lots of fish, then we caught the fish, and now the fish are gone. and we skinned a bunch of beavers and bludgeoned some seals along the way. it makes sense.

no we're not.

fuck you, alpacaspick.

you already fucked up cheese. just stop. I don't need high fructose corn syrup in my maple drank.

>*improved upon

cascadia über alles

>tfw the Doug Flag will fly over Hongcouver in my lifetime

Thanks Mexibro

uhhhuuhhhhh....... hheh.......

same for seattle.....
...i wish.

because they are Chinese

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