You wake up in Prague

You wake up in Prague...

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There are prostitutes everywhere

Get fucked up.

looking forward to get drunk again in some cozy bar with top-notch Czech beer

Reflect on how there's at least one porn studio every 3-4 blocks.

I find a gf

Ask them if there are any churches around that are worth visiting.

Czechs all, like, don't believe in God and stuff.

"shit, not this again..."

kek

There's loads of churches still
I once accidentally walked into one in the middle of sunday mass

>There's loads of churches still
Yeah they're museums.

>You wake up in Prague...

Sweet, I missed living here. Gomna stop off at Burrito Loco, then go to my favourite coffee shop in Vinohrady and see what matches I get on Czech tinder.

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people still go there dumbass

Go hunting for swamp monsters in my skoda 100

praha is full of korean tourists its a beautiful city but czech people are blunt

steal a job

Welp, at least my flag didn't change.

>Find local Mcdonalds
>use WIFI to book a ticket
>take taxi to airport.

Moving to your friend who living here

You don't need tinder in czechia, you can just offer a girl a wad of cash on the street. I've seen a documentary on this subject.

enjoy the architecture of course
>tfw will never own one of the nice buildings there

It's a matter of debate how CR became Europe's adult entertainment capital. Some suggest that it has to do with a high number of blonde women, which are considered especially desirable for porn and/or modeling, and also low rates of religiosity which means relatively few moral qualms about shooting porn.

Why are gooks so rude? I mean guys, you literally hates everyone.
slavs are pigs, czechs are blunt, germans are stupid and so on. Every gook's post on Sup Forums is complainig about how other nations are stupid.

I can start shooting porn there?

fakemcdonalds.com
fakewifi.com
faketaxi.com

its called no money

>A burger who can't afford a few million dollardoos

I'd walk around the place, piss off Czechs with talking Polish to them, fall for a tourist trap(I do that always) and take a plane back home.

Yeah people like going to museums

I'll be trying to insult old people with muh 1968

Do I?

Or, you know, say that Klement Gottwald was the best Czech president in history.

Wasn't he?

I guess if you're Russian, he was.

Shouldn't Prague belong to Germany?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prague

>Istanbul

wonder what am I doing here because the school hasn't started yet

Everything on the left side of the Bosphorus is considered part of Europe, no?

idk, I thought Turkey wasn't part of Europe.

Hi! Is there anyone here who could help us with decrypting this song's lyrics? Me and my friend have been trying to do it for two days now, but all we got is little pieces.
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Been to Prague in 2014, my favorite city so far. It's easily one of the best cities in the world

That doesn't mean there aren't any churches you know. I mean I don't know this for sure, but I'm betting they'd be able to show you many significant churches no matter where you went.

It has land on both sides. Think of it like Russia, but more extreme. The majority of its land is in asia, meanwhile the majority of its population is supposedly in europe. This is what's creating their retarded relations with the EU.

yeah he meant all that + no money, poland/balt had even less money and more blondes yet very few porn stars

I would go to Dejvice with the metro and go visit my in-laws

Also FWIW Poland has plenty of hot big-titted blondes as well but not much porn.

Just need a small loan of a million dollars amirite

Plecnik's Church of the Most Sacred Heart of Our Lord is a must. It's nothing like you ever saw before. Obligatory stop for everyone that appreciates architecture.

Good heavens, it's time to pacify some czechens!

I have also "watched" these "documentaries"