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Nigga if I could I would walk around in my boxers with nothing else on. Obviously I can't, but I think you get what I mean

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your man tier thread

It's hot, clothing isn't comfortable in the heat. Don't be a Muslim about it.

You probably can if you're moderately fit.

>ran out of weed cookies
>weed store wont open until 9am

have you seen our dollar lately?

plus
>going to america
>not getting treated like shit by authorities

last time I went the border agent was a dick
time before that a US marshall met me for leaving Colorado not by plane

Are you brown?

>People jealous of my relationship

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>he thinks an open relationship is valid

Border agents are only shitty if you're not white, unless you're at the actual fucking border, then they're just shitty to everyone.

But if you get stopped at like, a checkpoint, for example, you'll get waved through if you're white and not retarded.

What is this meme

Is hawaii a good state? I've heard there'd be a lot of drug addicts, but besides that it seems rather nice

Open relationship is win-win desu

Nothing, I just want your (You)s

Everything is more expensive there.

It's super fucking expensive, everything is, there. Yeah, it's beautiful, but it's a shithole. It's illegal to honk your horn and everyone there is pretty much a colossal asshole.

No, it's not. It's pretty much enabled cuckolding,

It's nice but it has some pretty rough ghettos. The natives are aggressive and hate white people or mainlanders in general.

dumb haoles prepare to be ripped off by natives

good macadamia nuts though tbqh

I like how this is going.

>he thinks an open relationship isn't valid

wew, seems like all states I like are considered shitholes, more or less. Really makes me think right now.

>>he thinks an open relationship isn't valid

I'm white with blue eyes. I think a problem is I inherited a bunch of money, but I don't have a job.

look at some of the non-meme states buddy pal.

Why don't you visit them yourself? Aside from money/time. You should really come see them all when you get the chance.

Which states you like?

They wouldn't know that. Eh, it's nbd, guess they just have an eye for the foreign types, real easy to give them shit.

Nevada and Wyoming. New Mexico seems to be interesting, too.

As soon as I get the chance I'll visit the US again.

going to try for some sleep buds
love you all
hope i don't wake up xx

if I were a girl I would wear skirts

>new crystal castles album comes out in 4 days

neat

you're just jealous you don't have a gf

A lot of good tunes this week on my Spotify Weekly
Feels good

gg ez

>A lot of good tunes this week on spotify weekly

Just finished listening to this for the first time
My review:
It was pretty good

Who are you responding to?

>gg

I couldn't get into it

New Mexico is beautiful, I've never been to Wyoming or Nevada though.

Come to Tejas, our name means friendship

Every state has its ups and downs. Most have redeeming qualities though except of Oklahoma.

The first song is kind of slow and then it picks up. Some of the songs also drag on a bit long, 7 minutes is a bit excessive for most music, but it's still good I think

>being so beta you get mad at your gf enjoying herself
>when you're doing the exact same thing
humans were never meant to be monogamous anyway. Just look at nature, it's pretty much non-existent

monogamy is rare
but so is every male getting a mate

society was founded on the idea every man got a mate, at the expense of female sexual freedom

Goodnight /cum/

I'd like to see Dallas one day, but I'd love to see almost all of the US in general.

True, even my german federal state which is seen as a total shithole by other germans ( even though it's not entirely wrong) isn't that bad.

>the cuck trying to justify his degeneracy

>>being so beta you get mad at your gf enjoying herself
>>when you're doing the exact same thing
>humans were never meant to be monogamous anyway. Just look at nature, it's pretty much non-existent

>Why yes, I do enjoy the thought of my gf getting raw dogged by Long Dick Johnson

its only 1 am

Most of the crybaby nerds here don't deserve a mate
Meanwhile I get multiple

I miss cuck posting on Sup Forums

All girls do it
You might as well have fun yourself

> #
>Most of the crybaby nerds here don't deserve a mate
>Meanwhile I get multiple

>Jelgava is lost forever

might as well off myself

To be fair, an "open relationship" isn't cuckolding. It's just retarded omega behavior

We could form an intercontinental suicide cult!

>t. no gf

Not an argument

Hahaha literally laying in myour bed right now

fucking madman

But I'm already laying in my bed

people who get jealous are possessive types, no she does not "belong" to you, she is a person and you can't own a person.

woman detected

Commitment shows strength. Something lost on this cucky generation. It's not about subjugation it's about not giving into temptation.

Says you. I can ask the Chinese for some sex slaves if I wanted.

you got to go back, hans

Jesus man it's just banter, you don't have to justify your sex life on a Finnish Tapestry forum, but the fact that you feel like you need to makes me wonder if you're really just trying to convince youself, cuck

...

thinking about getting a deep tan then shaving my head haha

That's not me btw

business idea: marry a clingy girl who is emotionally dependant on me

Who cares, you're both cucks so there's virtually no difference

That would get old fast.

But it's actually pronounced cooks-haven

>you can't own people
Tell that to my wife senpai. she thinks I'm her property and only hers.

But I'm not

>actually getting married
Bud...

>living in parents $2 million house with them for free
>would rather pay to live in an apartment by myself

You just had to say you were in an "open relationship", now look at what you've done

I'm in an open relationship with my hands.

Send me some money bud I'll be your friend

business idea: get a gf

business idea: I'm going to bed

I'm pretty happy to be married desu. I honestly hope I stay married for the rest of my life because I just can't see myself being with anyone else ever.

>tfw no wifey to ask how my day was when I get home
J U S T
>2:35
jesus I have work at 8 am GOODNIGHT /CUM/

business idea: going to watch a movie or something

That sounds nice
Maybe once me and my SO calm down a bit we can settle down like you guys

That's pretty romantic, but I don't think it's realistic nowdays, unless you put a lot of effort and constant work into your relationship.

>getting married nowdays

Business idea: Join the mafia

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Sad but true. I'll do the best I can. It's always easy to say "pfft well there's no way we'll end up splitting" but life throws a lot of curve balls.

>Jeff Dunham is STILL a thing and he STILL does the same gags
Holy fucking shit. How can people still laugh at achmed the dead terrorist?

My girlfriend showed me that garbage back when I was in highschool holy fuck. I dumped her.

Do you have a prenuptial agreement with your wife, so she doesn't screw your life if you should split up one day?
Anyways good look, if you're both willing to work, I can't see a reason why you shouldn't be happy.

I was always more of a dane cook guy

memes aside too louis ck was great

she cheated on me buds
I should have seen this coming
I'm going to bed

Fact. A guy would never cheat on you.