>"So, Mr. user, we thought you were the perfect match for this job but then we bought a copy of your browsing history and found several pornographic sites, which is very degrading to women and makes us worried since this workplace has 50% women and you therefore need to be able to show them the respect they deserve. Moving on we also found the extremist website called Sup Forums that promotes Nazism, racism, misogyny and other bad views which makes us think you're unable to function among others in society. What do you have to say to your defense?"
"So, Mr. user...
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Alexander Diaz
Shut the fuck up nigger
Robert Rodriguez
Well, first off, may I see your warrant? If not, I'll see you in court.
Liam Nelson
Shut the fuck up nigger.
I'll see you in court.
Jordan Peterson
Install gentoo
Alexander Ross
I would simply stand up, pull down my pants, shit on their desk, then walk out. Leaving a nice solid turd just sitting there.
Owen Flores
It'd be better if it was some explosive diarrhea, much harder to clean up.
Josiah Torres
>openly admit to owning illegally acquired goods (browser history that was neither sold nor given away of which I am the sole author and proprietor)
Let me start recording and you say that again.
Turns out I won't need a job, I'll just take your money.
Thanks for making it easy by the way
Andrew Phillips
>we bought a copy of your browsing history
>What do you have to say to your defense?
no, you..
Juan Walker
You have the right to remain silent and refuse to answer questions.
Anything you say may be used against you in a court of law.
You have the right to consult an attorney before speaking to the police and to have an attorney present during questioning now or in the future.
If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you before any questioning if you wish.
If you decide to answer questions now without an attorney present, you will still have the right to stop answering at any time until you talk to an attorney.
Knowing and understanding your rights as I have explained them to you, are you willing to answer my questions without an attorney present?
Christian James
are you implying this would happen if that net neutrality bs happens?
you can just buy peoples browsing history?
Ryder Harris
>What do you have to say to your defense?
global 2 - underage
global 6 - quality of posts
global 5 - pol outside of Sup Forums
Oliver King
>nowhere did he mention his age
>quality is subjective
>has nothing to do with politics
Grayson Torres
Well, i bought my lawyer, and we're having quite a bit of fun.
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Ethan Gonzalez
>b-b-but it's illegal!
>not actually illegal at all
Josiah Young
I don't like in burger land, why should I care?
Lincoln Baker
Illegal in Europe where my potential employer would reside.
Still, seeing shit like this makes me sad.
Anthony Gray
The absolute state of Americucks
Nathaniel Ward
in murica only citizens are illigal
Christian Roberts
ITT: neckbeards having fantasies about conversations with SJWs that will never happen.
Brayden Gray
kek
Leo Ward
must be my roommates, we share our internet access so the internet history that you bought were mostly inaccurate.
desu i would rather not work for stupid people who cannot get their money worth anyway, i don't want failed companies on my resume.
good luck with your endeavors
Justin Long
Legal, illegal, i have it recorded.
We gonna dance and it will be quite fun.
Adam Martinez
Oy vey, i like allah
Christopher Peterson
Who would they buy your history from? How do they know what ISP or telecom you use? How do they know what IP your house uses? Why would they care enough to look any of those things up?
Jaxson Ward
That was my dad mate, he loves porn.
Nolan Powell
>"Well? Are you going to blow yourself up to prove it or not?"
Ryan Myers
You need to portray you're the right for for the job. A solid turd exudes confidence and a healthy diet. Diarrhea on the other hand results in them questioning your diet and thus life choices.
Ethan Ward
Acquiring information like browsing history, social security, criminal records, genetic information, etc. isn't illegal at all for private parties. It's only illegal to use without a warrant by law enforcement or in a court of law.
Your employer can acquire all the information on you they want before hiring you.
Nolan Sullivan
>working at a place that hires women (aka sexual harassment lawsuit liabilities)
This """Company """" will soon be bankrupt and boycotted for being "toxic". Being rejected by this job interview is a blessing in disguise
Jacob Ward
Why does GR6 exist again? It just seems like a "I don't like this, I'mma ban you now" rule.
Isaac Taylor
...
Matthew Moore
Tldr
Joseph Robinson
>I'mma
out
Jeremiah Brooks
Was my post not up to quality? :^P
Brayden Watson
>'b-b-but that's illegal!'
cuckolding is illegal in most states/counties, but that doesn't stop any of you guys
Mason Flores
"Would you mind explaining exactly what makes you think it was my browsing history? And how you acquired it. Because that certainly doesn't sound like me."
> Wait for the idiot to incriminate himself and the company
> Bring it to my lawyer, sue them for millions for illegally purchasing, reading, and mishandling sensitive information
> Never work again
At least that's how it's supposed to work in the civilized world. However if you live in 3rd world countries like the USA then I guess you're fucked.
Christopher White
>"By using this service you approve the collection of your usage history and allow us to sell or share it to/with third parties."
Jace Perry
Acquiring and reading sensitive information isn't illegal. Distribution of that information and using that information illegally is. If things were any other way, half the nation would have gotten partyvanned last year during the Clinton email scandal. Furthermore, your browsing history isn't classified as sensitive, classified, trade secret, or any other level of need to know information per UN or US standards in the first place.
You might have a case if they asked about you credit card number and you noticed a few coffee machine purchases billed to your account.