Go into your bathroom and see this

>go into your bathroom and see this

What do?

j-jam it in

isn't this the poop girl?

sit on

you gotta smell it first, make sure the pussy fresh

Sniff

Do 360 and run away

*sniffs her feet*

Don't forget to give it the taste test too.

Apologize for walking in on whatever is going on and leave.

Hold the disgusting whore on gunpoint until the police arrive.

SNIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

I wasn't talking about the pussy tho

Kick her in the vag because I don't know her and that's my purse

call the police

This, or fuck her with the just gotta unscrew the muzzle brake, and front sight, red2go.

i personally recall that sugar sphinx statue i got my posts deleted for posting which

is this the "most epic reply xD" thread?

here's mine:

i would freak out because a random person is in my house xDDD

call the snot rocket

*licks feet*

m-mom?

That's in the same direction doofus

I don't know about you, but I wouldn't want shit on my suppressor.

"WTF this isn't my bathroom"

lick her asshole than fuck it

tell her to get the fuck outta my house

Yep, maybe a drug addict that got in or something.

Sniff the anus then thrust my tongue into her asshole and eat it out

Get rid of the minature scorpian before it crawls in test-subject #167.

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>not knowing the 'not knowing of this meme' meme

Honestly if I saw this in my bathroom after a long stressfull day of work, I wouldn't even give a fuck about who it is, I'd just annihilate, wreck, smash, ruin, shatter that ass. Questions come later.

Though I'd use up a box of condoms, don't wanna catch a nasty STD.

I don't have a suppressor because I'm not a criminal.

>no penis

This wtf

???

You can freely buy them if you have a firearms license of any kind.

Get to the ground in the same position besides her and wait for my gf to come

anal sex is disgusting

1/10

>those nails
0/10 would still jam it in

ffs nobody with an indian proxy said: 'what's a bathroom?' yet. Am dissapointed.

Report her and shut the door

>t. Common sense gun control advocate

>op is literally a vag
>still can't help but be complete homos


Are gay people dumb as fuck?

>you have to be gay to appreciate a penis

What's up with all the nudies threads? There are about 5 now.

>straight people talking about enjoying dicks

yuros are slepin

>he doesn't enjoy a cute feminine penis
Lmao, get a load of this faggot

>straight males think penises are for them

Take a piss.

tell a bitch to get out right now, no STD ridden sluts in my house.

>being new