/carib/: Kokomo Edition

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Ok who the fuck is the guy in the other thread with the flag "Unknown"? I want to add it to my collection but idk where to put it.

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Not Caribbean, no other island has that flag.

Bahamians are cheaters 2bh

>just had a milky mint cocoa

may /comfy/ be upon you lads

Bump for this

That's not how it works, it's in the Sup Forums programming so it must be something. Maybe moot was gonna make a micronation and that was his flag.

Was the flag s.4cdn.org/image/country/ad.gif

Holy shit it's Andorra.

If it said 'Unknown' it wasn't Andorra. It was either anonymous proxy, Asia-Pacific or satellite provider. It defaults to the Andorran flag, as ad.gif is first alphabetically.

Ohhh shit that makes a lot of sense.

I have to write some stuffs about GMOs, if you were the general public what
would you like to know and what are your concerns?

im not the general public but i think you could address the 'damn growth hormones' and 'this is why cancer is so common' talking points

covering in detail exactly what they are would be good too

I don't think feeding growth hormones and genetic modification are the same thing.

>no replies
So I guess I am doomed.

>damn growth hormones
That's not GMOs though

I was like that too, the world beat me down too much then I stopped giving
a fuck.This is often mistaken for confidence, you should try it.

exactly but tell that to the people that tell me that

>dont you know that they roid out the tomatoes bruv

i really hate when people try to say whats healthy

That isn't really the issue. The problem I have is that once in the bedroom I have trouble getting hard. I've ruined relationships bc of it when the girl thought I didn't find them attractive when it was actually the opposite. When I was younger I thought maybe I was gay but after exploring that I know I'm not. And I have had sex just fine with girls I didn't really like. Eventually I stopped dating but recently met someone. What started as a friendship has gotten to a point where she wants to fuck and I'm actively making excuses as to why I can't. Fuck typing that out makes me feel so pathetic. Like I want to just kill myself now. Idk how to get over this mental block bc I've never heard of anyone else having this issue

>63529894
Like I just can't get my mind on the moment and fuck myself up with anxiety to the point that I can't perform

Here is what you can do so it's a win/win scenario
>If she wants to fuggg, tell her the fist few times you want her to get max pleasure
>EAT her out as best you can!!
>Get her at least 5 orgasms each time
>if you get hard then YAY!....if you don't just tell her that denying your self is a fetish or some shit
>do this a couple times
>you get comfortable with her
>anxiety goes down
>penis goes up....maybe

It would need to be a series if I wanted to address all their concerns

Thank you for trying to help and not just making fun of me. I understand what you're saying but that won't work. She has seen me and knows it's "equipped" so she has specifically said things about wanting me inside of her etc. if I tried what you suggest it would be a disaster. I wonder how someone goes about getting viagra or whatever. If I can just get thru the first few weeks I'm sure I would be more comfortable and be able to do it on my own.

>said things about wanting me inside of her etc.
Do the same thing I said, if she asks...tell her she hasn't earned it yet
this still buys you time.

Hahaha I guess that works. If I outright say no to sex it would ruin our relationship anyways so might as well try something

Whatever could you be talking about America-Senpai?

Mornin', Carib.

They've already began to sell assorted holiday shite in stores. Time to get muh pepernoten.

What's goin on mah crabmens?

Same here. I went to store yesterday and there was a bunch of Halloween stuff already.

How are you doing today my man?

Pls 4 /pirate/

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> lugaro did better than the independence party candidate

why the fuck are they on the ballot again? they can't even beat a meme candidate...

Fresh? Not much.
Banana's are always stocked. Mango is hella expensive, just like passion fruit.

Not sure if Kiwi is tropical.

But the Dutch are not known for their fine taste, they want cheap and a lot. So we've got tons of apples and pears.

What holiday stuff?

Ate, review documents,fill out forms and wrote esoteric stuff

>Mango is hella expensive, just like passion fruit.
Wew, that's a weird concept for me...Mangoes are so plentiful
they just fall on the side of the road and clog the drains.

Jenna desu

Mango price.

Is that for A mango? you can get like 10 mangoes for that price depending on the type.

you are aware that ENDI is a notoriously political party-backed newspaper, no?
ENDI has also been boycotting Lúgaro from day 1 with misleading headlines

>Wew, that's a weird concept for me...Mangoes are so plentiful
>they just fall on the side of the road and clog the drains.
iktfb

One (1) mango

if anything they showed she's polling great by third party standards , she's beating every other third party candidate, and is the most popular third choice candidate regardless of affiliation

or are you trying to imply she's doing way better and it's not showing because muh conspiracy? that's some sanders level delusion user, you can probably find some facebook poll that has her at 80% if that's what you want.

Wew, does not compute mang

i did some 'research' this morning 4 u

asked my mom if she knew what GMOs were
>is that when they inject the stuff into the fruits

she /is/ in the same position as Sanders: all the support from the young'uns but no real chance at winning
because the average age here is like 60

Pump for the glory of carb

Who is she?

I see. Shame.

What stuff?

Pretty much the same here. But who the fuck goes and buys mango at supermarket?

Up in crab

lel

Draft standards and quality manuals from the place that I worked before

I live in Florida and mango is 2 for $1 here.

Still tooo much

Any other Prican know if something happened?

I heard celebration and screams just a few mins ago.

Culson made it to 4x100 hurdles final

Why it's so hard to get a qt gf?

>Get in love with a qt girl
>unreplied love
>Maybe she is out of my league
>Think about her for months even years
>Meet another qt girl
>Fell in love with her
>Repeat

Fuck this life

>kokomo edition
Great edition, lad.

It's been a while fellas, how's life been on your islands?

There's like no banter here

Wenas Notches baricuas!

Is it true Caribbean cities are dangerous for foreigners? or is that just a /trv/ meme.

The idea of such a cool looking place having nightmare cities is kind of awesome.

Good morning my crabbumans? What's news?

One of the issues I found out that made it hard for me to get gf after so much time was that I never let them know I was interested in them. You have to let them know.

Ohh, nice.

I'm gonna get a nipper percing

A nipple piercing?

ugh.

Any flooding where you live?

>ugh.
ugh

I was also thinking going for the penor but i'm too much a pussey

Want to go run about and play pokemon go but I just feels so tired
the bad feels are coming back /carib/ pls help!

or it could just be Zika

hands down, one of the worst beach boys songs ever.

this is the best
youtube.com/watch?v=3d5O8x9I8Bg

not that user but you are a good lad with good advice

>or it could just be Zika

do a blood transfusion

Marry me?

Wow, what a day. First there was a boat in fire right outside the bay, shit was lit senpai. Then, some mucker was about to get into a fight and I had to hold him back.

UGH.

Why do people like to pierce and hang in their skins their skins with unaesthetic pieces of metal?

Is it hot over there? My face is all burnt up just from an hour out in the sun. I wouldn't go and run.

>the bad feels are coming back /carib/ pls help!
ohh no, why?

>or it could just be Zika
Let's hope it's not.

>shit was lit senpai
>

also top bants from lasco

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lol what a cheeky fuck whoever wrote that.

Is he really a homo? Is calling someone a fish over there really that bad?

>Is he really a homo?
desu i dont think its ever been 'proven'. hes just kind of girly apparently (going from the article comments).either that or well spoken and people took that to mean he likes dik

>Is calling someone a fish over there really that bad?
not really. same as calling them gay. the real issue is if someone takes offence to someones gayness

Not in my city but my state's been getting a shitton. I'm assuming y'all got some flooding too?

>hes just kind of girly apparently
How is that nigga girly?
>either that or well spoken
probably this.

>the real issue is if someone takes offence to someones gayness
Ohh ok.

Not really. We had some, but nothing as disastrous as the ones you guys are having. Also it's been quite dry (at least in my area) these past few day?

You're pretty lucky m8, although this heat may not make it seem that way

What's up lads?

Not much, just had dinner. You?

Did she win?

Sadly nope, and I'm watching El Chiringuito, my favourite Spanish tv show.

Tatoos are disgustinh

Yup, but I can deal with them. Ar eyou that Portubro with girl probs? How's it going?

How bad did she lose that she is crying then? how sad.

its just ink. They can be aesthetic if they are not ugly shit ones.

>Ar eyou that Portubro with girl probs?
Yeah
>How's it going?
Now i'm pretty sure my popular friend is also after her
For the rest i don't know i think it's stagnated, but i'm with her (in a group) everyday.

I don't know sometimes i feel she is not into me and other times i think she might be

Last, she even said she let us down and shiet. Almost cried too.

Dude, don't give much info but how small is your town that almost every guy is after your girl?

>I don't know sometimes i feel she is not into me and other times i think she might be

Because there is no communication, talking the is the key.

>how small is your town that almost every guy is after your girl?
I live in a small village, for exemple i know at least from sight, every person around my age.

The girl is very pretty, from talks i had with different friends she is the 2º prettiest girl in my village with my age. She dated a guy when she was at the University in a big city, but now she is single, it's normal that every guy that knows her and don't have a girlfriend tries his luck.
Now i'm sure 2 of them don't constitute a treat, but the 3º one does, he is popular with a lot of friends, it's a extrovert, intelligent, with a Master's degree and trying to become a judge and he is also from a upper middle class family, and is also a very good friend of mine

I'm almost the opposite, a social awkward neet, with no friends, introvert, quiet, with no future plans.

>a social awkward neet

Start doing morning jogs or other exercises, look up tutorials on YouTube on how talk and behave with people on a daily baisis. And, I suggest you start going out on Fridays and Saturdays just to feel around and most likely talk with other people.

>with no friends

Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat, Twitter, KIK, Whatupp. Be normie with those applications and you'll get some friend close or nearby.

>introvert
I was and sometimes I am, but again, follow my other tips and you will break out of your shell.

>quiet, with no future plans.
Talk, and I suggest that you get a "to-do list" which outlines what you NEED to do to better yourself.

t. Neet in recovery

>Start doing morning jogs or other exercises
I do some push ups now and then...
>look up tutorials on YouTube on how talk and behave with people on a daily baisis
I did that i watched some youtube videos about how to talk with girls, but all the videos i saw are irrealistic and shit.

>And, I suggest you start going out on Fridays and Saturdays just to feel around and most likely talk with other people.
During this summer, i go out at night everyday, i'm with her every night, and even during the day i am with friends, i have never been so social all my life.
But despite a little bit improvement, i'm still the quiet guy in the group with nothing to talk, specially with girls

>Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat, Twitter, KIK, Whatupp. Be normie with those applications and you'll get some friend close or nearby.
Nah, i'm not going to fall for the trap of creating a facebook or other social shit.
I don't have many close friends so i don't have any group pics with friends and i'm the least photogenic guy in this world

>Talk, and I suggest that you get a "to-do list" which outlines what you NEED to do to better yourself.
I tried hard to not drop out from the University, but i hated University, i don't plan to get a degree anytime soon

>I do some push ups now and then...
That's not going out, you need to run and experience the outdoors.

>I did that i watched some youtube videos about how to talk with girls, but all the videos i saw are irrealistic and shit.
Some are not perfect, other's are not. They are mostly target to the average joe, so again beef up a little m8.

>But despite a little bit improvement, i'm still the quiet guy in the group with nothing to talk, specially with girls
Be the one that says "interesting tell me more" and the conversation will change to you, also be opinionated.

>Nah, i'm not going to fall for the trap of creating a facebook or other social shit.
That's not how it works, you can't get both. Just do it.

>I don't have many close friends so i don't have any group pics with friends and i'm the least photogenic guy in this world
Nigga, FB is about adding 60% of strangers and the rest are "known".

>I tried hard to not drop out from the University, but i hated University, i don't plan to get a degree anytime soon
You are not motivated, remember why you started. DO IT FOR HER, DO IT FOR ALBERTA BARBOSSA SANTOS

Ohh wow. Very sad.

>t. Neet in recovery
I know how you feel bro. I was a NEET until recently too.

That's good, I'm trying now to get with a literal qt 3.14 but she found out I support Trump :(

I had a very cute one, but it did not work out ((( very sad now ((

>but she found out I support Trump :(
Do people actually care?

She does, the thing we still talk and hang but not liek old times.

May I ask what happened?

So it's all good?

>May I ask what happened?
Well, nothing bad really. She lives in the Netherlands, and it just was not feasible economically to travel several times a month just to see each other for a few days. She was moving closer this year, but things did not go according to plan and were delayed for a year. So we just broke up. I still like her a lot, so I;m still kinda not ok.

I'm currently trying to get /fit/ by getting abs to try to impress her, yeah it's still kind of good.

I'm a Nationalist (I'm capitlist not a commie, and i don't go to the UPI etheir), I don't really want to move away from the island. But you should, love is love.

*capitalist
I'm a little drunk right now.

>I'm currently trying to get /fit/ by getting abs to try to impress her
Have you made a lot of progress?

>I'm a Nationalist (I'm capitlist not a commie, and i don't go to the UPI etheir)
Well, communism doesn't work with nations, so I don't see how you would be a nationalist commie.

>and i don't go to the UPI etheir
I don't get it.

>I don't really want to move away from the island. But you should, love is love.
I would, and I will soon, but I have economic interests here I have to watch out for first, so I can't just leave.

Also, you can be a nationalist from abroad you know?

>Have you made a lot of progress?
Yes, lost my belly. Now I'm skinny but no abs.

>Well, communism doesn't work with nations, so I don't see how you would be a nationalist commie.
>and i don't go to the UPI etheir
Everytime I say I'm nationalist to other Puerto Ricans here they tend to be statehood supporters who put me the same as the PPT PIP ect...

>I would, and I will soon, but I have economic interests here I have to watch out for first, so I can't just leave.
Good for you, hope all goes well. Try your best with her.

>Also, you can be a nationalist from abroad you know?
I know, I'm going to study in Madrid or London in a few years, but then I'm coming back.

Don't be so sad user, they are plenty of Dutch fish in the Caribbean

>Yes, lost my belly. Now I'm skinny but no abs.
nice, keep up the hard work maybe you will get abs soon. I want to get in shape too, but I can't lift due to issues and running is boring.

>Everytime I say I'm nationalist to other Puerto Ricans here they tend to be statehood supporters who put me the same as the PPT PIP ect...
I see. But I don't get why you mentioned the being in la UPI part. I enrolled there at the beginning of last semester. But dropped out due to NEET-related things.

>Good for you, hope all goes well. Try your best with her.
I will, thx.

>I know, I'm going to study in Madrid or London in a few years, but then I'm coming back.
What are you majoring in?

>Don't be so sad user, they are plenty of Dutch fish in the Caribbean
But they are not the fish I want. I want my fish, the one just for me (((

>nice, keep up the hard work maybe you will get abs soon. I want to get in shape too, but I can't lift due to issues and running is boring.
Busy I see, I do my in the morning exercises, maybe you should try it.

>I see. But I don't get why you mentioned the being in la UPI part. I enrolled there at the beginning of last semester. But dropped out due to NEET-related things.
The UPI has had a history of having socialists and what not.

What are you majoring in?
Secondary education on History.
And you?

>Busy I see
Not really.
>I do my in the morning exercises, maybe you should try it.
What routine do you have? I was trying something a few months back, but I was scared of fucking up my back again, so I stopped.

>The UPI has had a history of having socialists and what not.
Ahh, I see. I saw no hint of that during my time there, just mostly socdem and sjw shit.

>Secondary education on History
That sounds cool.

>And you?
Marketing a few years back, Tried my hands at Biology at la UPI, but you know what happened.

>What routine do you have? I was trying something a few months back, but I was scared of fucking up my back again, so I stopped.

I wake up every morning at 6, do the usual stuff and then 6:20 I prepare before jogging the whole of my gated community 4 times (it's pretty big).

>Ahh, I see. I saw no hint of that during my time there, just mostly socdem and sjw shit.
Most are leaning to independence, so I get kind of bullied by the other Puerto Ricans here.

>That sounds cool.
Yeah, I love history and teaching, I'm rare breed.

>Marketing a few years back, Tried my hands at Biology at la UPI, but you know what happened.
I recommend you should study bioligy in Holland, that way you can get back with your girl and make a step foward in your life.

>I wake up every morning at 6, do the usual stuff and then 6:20 I prepare before jogging the whole of my gated community 4 times (it's pretty big).
Just running?

>Most are leaning to independence, so I get kind of bullied by the other Puerto Ricans here.
I see. Well, I only agree with Nationalists when they are that due to imperialist pressure.

>Yeah, I love history and teaching, I'm rare breed.
I like history, but I prefer to read fiction. Anything in specific you really like?

>I recommend you should study bioligy in Holland, that way you can get back with your girl and make a step forward in your life.
Well, she's doing post-grad studies in the US, so me going over there wouldn't be a great idea. Also I don't speak dutch.

>Just running?
Yes, and then I some arm work.

>I see. Well, I only agree with Nationalists when they are that due to imperialist pressure.
I'm on the Alt-Third position, so I'm not like other nationalists, but like you I do agree with them in terms of independence, but now how this country should be in the future.

>I like history, but I prefer to read fiction. Anything in specific you really like?
European and Puerto Rican history in particular.

>Well, she's doing post-grad studies in the US, so me going over there wouldn't be a great idea. Also I don't speak dutch.
Well then, to the U.S.

I have to sleep, don't want to brak my cycle, see ya tomorrow and good luck!

What's news this morning my cribmens?

Some absolute madman reported his car stolen, and it was found out he burried all of it in his backyard.

>Yes, and then I some arm work.
How did you get abs with that? Just cutting fat?

>I'm on the Alt-Third position
Isn't that basically right-wing? Strasserism of some sort?

>Some absolute madman reported his car stolen, and it was found out he burried all of it in his backyard.
Welcome to Puerto Rico.

>How did you get abs with that? Just cutting fat?
Again, excuse my English, I went full hardcore mode for a few months but now I gloing slow and steady. I'm skinny but I really don't have abs, it's like plain.

>Isn't that basically right-wing? Strasserism of some sort?
To a degree, I'm basically an Alt-Right.

>UGH.
>Why do people like to pierce and hang in their skins their skins with unaesthetic pieces of metal?
you are literally the least fun person on /carib/ ever
and piercings are hella aesthetic
specially penor ones

>UPI
it's IUPI you turbonormies

>just from an hour out in the sun
It's hot as fuck but I'm to black for sunburn

>or well spoken
I hate that mentality

Buried a car?

In the news

>Dude sat 20 cxc subjects and got pretty good
>Guy got shot
>guy got arrested for marijuana (white guy)
>cyber crime bill is shit
>people charged with murder