One chance at life

>One chance at life.
>Wasn't born in Australia.

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>one chance at life.
>wasn't born in Finland.

>one chance in life
>wasnt born in Switzerland

Can we get a Finn to say

>One chance at life.
>Wasn't born in USA.

>one chance at life
>wasn't born in Monaco

> one chance at life
> over 6 feet
> fit
> attractive
> family is financially stable and prosperous
> friendly and sociable
> generally well liked
> not a virgin
> hard working

ah yes hmm

>one chance at life
>have a 13 cm penis

Australia is the worst first world country to live in. Prove me wrong.

>dangerous animals
>bad climate
>highest skin cancer rate in the world
>shitty slow and capped internet
>high taxes for imported stuff
>censors and bans everything
>getting all of it's land bought by China
>only exists because Britain needed a place to dump their criminals at

Do you have a big australian cock?

> one chance at life
> born in the greatest country on earth
yes

Post it pls :3

but wouldn't that aggravate the janny?

>13 cm penis


LMAO

Yeah you're right. It's terrible and you should never come here under any circumstances. Not even in an emergency. New Zealand is really nice though. If you go there you will not be disappointed.

He's dreaming about hot pockets right now.

Nigga that's gay

>33334

HAHAHAHA

> one chance at life
> born

There is literally nothing wrong with wanting to deepthroat a big australian cock.

>One chance in life
>Completely average everything

Mate it's pretty fucken gay ay. Don't wanna be a poofta do ya?

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>one chance at life
>born in new zealand

Maybe.
You got a problem with that m8?
Maybe we should take this outside.
Or inside :3

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>tomoko

I love you user

Dude wtf? Stavros is just trying to have his own little once I was seven years old moment and you're shitting all over it. Wtf?

fuck off, just leave

lol small benis :DDD

>one chance in life
>born

Yes worst place very full never come here.

New Zealand much better.

haha make me

Nah mate seriously it's pretty good, low crime, second highest hdi, strong economy, just everything a man needs to make himself great. I heartily encourage moving there as soon as possible.

New Zealand on the other hand, is a boring shithole full of chinks and dumb ugly fucks, I wouldn't advise coming here unless you're into sheep and obesity.

>tfw you will never be european

Pay not attention to this man's sickening Kiwi-bashing propaganda. New Zealand is GOAT country and everybody that moves there is given a $10,000 bonus by the government.

>One chance at life
>Wasn't born in USA

>one chance at life
>born in Hellas

>you will never have a qt virgin finnish gf

>one chance at life
>not born in 1790 and able to defeat the antichrist with lord wellington

Fuck off cunt most people here are sick of the chinks and patels and their bullshit, me and me mates go and bash pakis for fun on the weekend we do

Shame they save them for the muzzies, tfw not born in somalia amirite

New Zealand is a nice lookin country but fuck me dead the people are fuckwits. You lot are quite honestly the biggest fucking drongos to walk the planet yet you think you are smart. You are all fucking retarded.

No one will believe me, but I genuinely was born in Australia. Prince of Wales hospital, Randwick, born and (not) raised.

My parents resettled in France when I was two years old.

>one chance at life
>born in a third world country

We've got even more of them here. So it's not like people coming here are going to get a reprieve from them.

>Vietnamese has one chance at life
>is born in the years following the glorious French occupation, and not during it

How sad!

Why would anyone want this.
It's freaking hot peace of sandrock

Kek, French occupation was not any better than American.

Better than a freezing cold barren wasteland.

America gave you freedom though. You should be thanking us

they have emu and kangaroo...

>peaceful co-existence between French colonizers and Vietnams locals = all out war in Vietnam lengthened by Amerian intervention

Oh.
Today I learned something new.
Also, I was kidding in my first post if you hadn't caught on to that.

No the emus have them.

It's time to think about possible solutions to the Australian Question.

>better than freezing
No it's not.
You can easily save yourself from freezing. Just go into any warm place or run/jump, idk.
But how can you save yourself from overheating?
With no air conditioner ofc
Also melanoma

>dangerous animals
Yes, but our humans are safe.
>bad climate
tfw a Brazillian can't handle 30°C heat
>highest skin cancer rate in the world
Not anymore cunt!
>shitty slow and capped internet
rood
>high taxes for imported stuff
Hmmm, that's pretty dependent on what's being imported, I think you're mistaking us for the EU.
>censors and bans everything
Not anymore. We have had a ratings system overhaul that added the R+ rating for videogames.
>getting all of it's land bought by China
Some agricultural land, yeah. Better than you guys logging the Amazon to make way for chinese agricultural interests
>only exists because Britain needed a place to dump their criminals at
Fucken oath, says the blokes who hid Nazis.

>One chance at life.
>Wasn't born in Iceland.

i recall i have read a vietnamese short story about a woman who went mad after a french soldier killed her baby child, her husband served in the pro-french forces and when he accidentally found it all out (his mad wife who was roaming the jungles alone at night was killed as a "werewolf" by other pro-french soldiers and he happened to be around to hear her last words) he deserted and joined commies

>One chance at life
>wasn't born in Haiti

I hate to say it lad... but I find it hard to disagree with you, there are a lot of fucking stupid cunts here spouting their shit opinions and facts thinking they're intelligent or special, fucks me off. Not all of us are stupid though, I'm very smart yes :DDD

Although, you wouldn't be able to give any examples would you user?

>one chance at life
>born in the best country
>average looking
>short
>smart

its OK being me.

>One chance at life
>Born Jewish

>Short.

Nah mate seriously. I worked with a kiwi for 10 weeks and he was genuinely the dumbest cunt I've ever met. Found out that you kiwis call mechanic creepers "gazunders" because it "goes under things". What the fuck. The best thing to come out of Kiwiland is Big "Nigga" Bird on FB

One example doesn't define the entirety of the population, yes there are a lot of pretty retarded cunts here but I wouldn't say excessively more than other countries. The same could probably be said for Australia, you're not known for being the most intelligent people on earth either.

Personally I'm not a mechanic, I've never heard anyone refer to anything as a mechanic creeper or "gazunder". Pretty sure we call it something different, can't remember at the present moment though.

height is a meme metric

>over 6 ft
>fit
>not a virgin

>"not a virgin"

sounds like you had sex twice already, wow. very impressive.

>one chance at life
>born in italy
>slightly above average height
>big penor, but not huge
>pretty attractive face, but not beautiful
>skinny, but still fairly fit
who /livingthe"meh"life/ here

You'd be suprised how many Australians move here m8, it can't be all it's cracked up to be

no where close to the amount of poms who move here actually

Nice bant, cunt

>one chance
>born in Sudan
>huge long ting
>granted refugee status in Australia
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My best mate moved out there (got a new zealand passport through his dad) but came back a year later because he hated it.

How do you find the Brits there? Do they annoy people in general?

Most of the brits I see here are the well educated, wealthy sort. They're generally alright, but can have their own odd customs and behaviours I suppose. They seem to spend a fuckton on all sorts of shit, it's good for the economy which is fine by me. Also a lot of highly qualified people, ie doctors, dentists, etc. seem to be British as well, so I've got no problem with you lads coming over. Me own mum's British so I might be a wee bit biased though.

NOICE

zitto animale

>one chance in life
>haven't done anything glorious
>come from the most average, vanilla 1st world country in the world

Someone swap me their interesting, sketchy eastern european life, thanks

>tfw never left my state
>never had friends or a social life
>literally just do the same thing everyday
it could be worse

>one chance at life
>wasn't born in America
>I will never know the college lifestyle
>my teenage years will always and irreversibly be a pile of dog shit

I just want to die right now.

>>never left my state
>>never had friends or a social life
>>literally just do the same thing every day

wow are you me? JDIMSA

>One shot at life
>Wasn't born in upper class Switzerland or Austria where I can live in a mansion in the Alps and go skiing with European girls

>one chance at life
>family trade could quite possibly become running a very influential company while LARPing as pirates constantly