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*does an actionpost* edition

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*thinks about doing something*

*makes a youtube video singing hey jude*
*berates my neighbour*

i think islam is alri
debate me

*reflects on my life as I lie in a puddle of sweat and cum*

Interesting picture. Mind if I save it?

*Right clicks image to open in new tab. Right clicks image and saves to folder*

Thanks!

*debates you*

*absolutely crushes you mentally and spiritually*
psssht, next please

Here's a post

It's all yours my friend!

- Dale & Kathy xoxo

*invites the Canadian to stay at my ranch and shoot guns and drink Shiner Bock*

*presses the eject yanks button*
*sits on the recliner and pulls out the FT*
*breathes a sigh of relief*

*unsheathes counter argument just in time to finish you off before you beat me*

better luck next time kiddo

unorthodox

not sure how to do a message hmm

...

*about to reach for morning tea fresh out of the microwave when suddenly I'm flung into an alternate universe*

say hi

Send her some rare pepes
Her pussy will be drenched

Why are you named after a city in western Ukraine?

send her some dank pepes you utter mong

thats lviv you absolute cunt

>If you were willing to swipe right on me I know your judgement isn't that great, so I'm going to pass on this one

post results

Just nuke this board

*lives in the town of Odessa, Texas*

*hmms*

Tell her you're a frog

...

"I'm literally a frog"

seeeeerbiahahahaha

Watch out for the Russians m8

unless you're french you've got no chance, sorry mate.

*gets a match on tinder*

this must be the famed Irish wit I've heard so much about!

*sends in tens of thousands of troops and hundreds of fighter planes to deal with a few hundred Serbs*

Peace through superior firepower

Excellent plan but what can he do when she finds out the truth?

just bomb serbia (again) tee bee aitch

I'm not actually a frog but I do have a massively swollen neck and I'm always surrounded by flies

*does a type*
*solves a captcha*
*does a press*

bonjour mademoiselle honhonhon

haha

been banking for four hours straight lads

*unsheathes illegally modified AK-47*

I think I'll be just fine, partner

give her the ol' froggy lickaroo

give that man a bonus

this

Eating some kalamari mussels and prawns

migration is not a crime

Please delete and repost as an action post

*offers my thanks in advance*

thanks brah looks like good beer

So sneak into a country you're not allowed in without a visa

*cracks some eggs into a bowl*

anyone for french toast? haha

in bitsIt needs a screenshot of advert.

who /just captured a runt/ here? going to use this one for milking

*swaps the dane's cinnamon for hot paprika*

*Eats some kalamari mussels and prawns*

(apologies for any conveniences I may have caused)

*raises paw*

*opens one and chugs the entire bottle in a few seconds*

It's my go-to beer, available at pretty much any super market

You should see if it's available in Canada

>letting your runts get that big before harvesting
grim, never did like dairy runts for this very reason

figuratively kys

compare tony kots eyes to blini blairs eyes

everyone stfu

doing a wank
having a poo
doing a think
about you
poos and wanks and fuck off yanks
having a rest
doing my best

m-i-x the flour into the bowl

*offers you a beer as a token of my appreciation*

No wuzzies m8

*looks across the room from the doorway*

*tries to think of a clever action post*

*implies tony blair did something wrong*
*gets proven wrong*

“and a DASH...


of olive oil.”

Yanks are gay
Jannny too
They smell like wee
And stink like poo

*puts in half the bottle*
t. Jamie Oliver

the clock tower in london is named "elizabeth tower"

the common misconception that it is called "big ben" but actually, only the clock is named so

pan

hot

olive oil

me, t.b.h. (well, 1/6th of the bottle)

*grabs pan*

*plonks it on the hob*

PAN NICE AND HOT

*rubs lamb with rosemary and thyme*

*wins in a landslide in the 2017 GE*

*sneezes on the kitchenware*

that for me, is- pancakes

hmm, that's interesting
*walks off and talks to someone else*

Hmm

*sips cognac*

Clock towers

*takes a drag from a Cuban cigar and slowly exhales*

Ahh yes

*prints off post*
*frames it*
*hangs it on the wall of the hall of great posts of /brit/*

>go on tinder because of this post
>haven't been on in a while so have to log in
>like the first three good looking girls
>all match
hahaha they're going to regret swiping me right when they look at their phones

It's the bell, you fucking malcontent

BBC Parliament, fella?

*comes down with a case of the flu a week later*

no the bell is big ben

>2017 GE
>happening at all
>even if it did
>that nonce having any chance of winning

Think you need to end yourself desu

*puts the pan on the hob*

*stirs*

*takes the pan off the hob*

*stirs*

*puts the pan on the hob*

*stirs*

*gives it to the misses in bed*

*takes a tray out of the oven*
here we go
*puts it down*
look at that
*carves into the joint of beef on it*
absolutely gorgeous
but
*lifts the beef out*
*holds pan towards the camera*
that's what I'm talking about
*swirls the juices around*
that right there, is flavour city

naming my bell big ben

me and the lads

like crabs in a barrel

*realises we are out of olive oil*

does korea have another actual chance at gold?

corbyn wouldnt win but there might be an election lol, labour would get smashed so theres not much reason not to, might piss of scotland a bit tho

*feeds some olives into my olive press*

It's actually your mum and her friends servicing my "Big Ben"

youtube.com/watch?v=TcSLS26S4zE

top notch falsetto


on a blues binge lads

why do people rate corbyn?

he's just another public school plop with 0 real world experience. another deluded socialist relic.

got a 5000 word essay in for october and havent even started haha
im fucked