>get hired to manage a software dev project
>mostly everyone is nice... except the devs
>they refer to themselves with the most bullshit imaginary titles ever conceived such as "technologist artisan" "code composer" "software weaver"
>they all give me this look whenever I talk to them
I'm too old for this shit.
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kek software weaver
That didn't happen
They sound like bunch of assholes
That's the one that really got me.
I wonder if he imagines himself like this when coding.
I wish it didn't happen.
Probably also this
>software weaver
That's actually a brilliant analogy.
The same way weavers weave lines of silk into beautiful clothing, devs weave lines of codes into beautiful software.
>3rd IP ITT
>not a new IP
Samefag much?
If you don't want to LARP just gtfo.
were me
How old are you?
>lines of code into beautiful software
I feel like you've never worked in a good as you would know 80% of companies shit out spaghetti code.
Your software weaver is actually a spaghetti weaver
that's what you get for coding in javascript
Ive never understood this how do people track IPS from posts ?
Only insecure bootcamp web developers need call them self rockstars,ninjas,superstars,... every else are developers,software developer, even more mature hate begin association with geek,nerd things of IT world.
>beautiful software
or a cook making shitty spaghetti
I think rockstar is more of an industry term for underpaid slave. You always see that in ads "Looking for a CODING ROCKSTAR to go the extra mile! We don't take breaks here, we work until the job is finished!! Are you a rockstar? Contact us today!" = "12 hour days, unpaid overtime, ridiculous deadlines"
I find those terms pretty sad. There's a strange cultural clash between the hard core autist old guard and the new soi bois
God damn you newfags
There's a unique poster counter on every thread
pic related, there's 11 ITT right now
Or you know, app chan's mark new IPs option.
Jesus, this place is chock-full of newfags.
I thought making this thread here would be fun but it looks like Sup Forums has changed a lot since 2010.
>app chan's mark new IPs option
what?
You should join in and make up the most asinine title for yourself possible so that they can feel their shame.
I'll even give you some to start.
"Ideation Metamorphosizer"
"Application Genesizer"
"Software Sorcerer"
Make sure you make a bingo sheet for all the stupid shit they say and paste it on the most visible place in the room. Like this:
youtube.com
If you think this is passive aggressive, that's because it is
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Only you have to make the silk, analogy broken go home. Also if you are making a program out of prewritten lines I doubt it will be beautiful
wouldnt the silk be the language in this analogy?
>mostly everyone
*almost everyone.
You don't manage shit, lowbrain.
Appchan has been deprecated since not long after then
Software Sorcerer is cool though
this analogy sucks but the silk threads would be the lines of code, the silk fabric would be the software, and the fedora that this silk ends up lining represents how big of a faggot OP is
Your job title: ‘outsourcing coordinator’
That should remove the smugness from their faces.