What will you do when you get your android gf, Sup Forums?
Things I will do: >sit on my lap and pair program in Haskell and K&R C >Have her read books for me out loud >play music for me on musical instruments >Do our laundry together >Write computer programs together >wireless manage my computer moving files around installing updates just how i like them >collect the cutest anime images on the internet for me so I have a nice folder >draw me new anime pics for looking at in whatever different styles and cute characters >remember things for me since she has perfect recall >Be my bodyguard >carry heavy things for me >be my personal fitness trainer >be my pillow/warmer and love making partner >Drive my car for me if there are not already self driving taxis >Instead of printing things I will have her hand write them from my words >Have her amuse me such as singing, juggling, or writing poetry >Play dress up and choose fashions for her >Go exploring nature and teach her about the 3d world together >Plug her brain into my computers pci-e slot to boost my fps >Have her carry heavy things for me >go snorkling and swimming in the ocean with her and also she's an air tank / human torpedo thingy that people ride on >do meditation and different mind connecting stuff and vr in her brain and things >Tell me funny stories and jokes >use her effector to rearrange the atoms in my lipo to make it charged again >jam botnet devices by emitting miovksy particles >i dont need to go on the internet anymore because she just tells me information i need in spoken word and i dont need to post on shitty imageboards anymore >train mma together for fun and sports >go hiking in post apocalyptic cities and forests >secrete refrigerated water for me to drink and also can secrete alcohol >brush our teeths together >play board games and video games and she lets me win sometimes >touch her soft skin all the time >Animedddd
btw she has free will and loves me unconditionally anyway
Not buy one because I'm not that big of a degenerate loser and I don't want my dick electrocuted by a wanna woman's robot fake vagina
Liam Hughes
Imagine how much that gf would worth Would op would be able to afford one? He wrote that he wants her to carry heavy things two times
Carson James
have her chose a random day in the next 45 days to stab me to death in my sleep
Sebastian Myers
In what multiverse, user? Fuck you.
Mason Gray
>Have her read books for me out loud >Be my bodyguard >carry heavy things for me >be my personal fitness trainer >be my pillow/warmer and love making partner >Drive my car for me if there are not already self driving taxis >Play dress up and choose fashions for her >Have her carry heavy things for me >play board games and video games and she lets me win sometimes
Just fucking get a boyfriend already holy shit
Brandon Bell
wtf!
Cooper Butler
>playing dressup with your android is considered boyfriend shit w-where do I get one
Luke Ortiz
Pretty sure it is either a Japanese restaurant or a restaurant in Japan >Japanese characters in that menu
Lincoln Flores
Is pic in OP legal?
Parker Stewart
Kill yourself, you fucking pedophile.
Juan Stewart
>being this new
Lincoln Gomez
Use TinEye instead. Google changed the way their reverse image search works.
Tyler Russell
Google reverse image search is divided by region like their normal search.