What will you do when you get your android gf, Sup Forums?

What will you do when you get your android gf, Sup Forums?

Things I will do:
>sit on my lap and pair program in Haskell and K&R C
>Have her read books for me out loud
>play music for me on musical instruments
>Do our laundry together
>Write computer programs together
>wireless manage my computer moving files around installing updates just how i like them
>collect the cutest anime images on the internet for me so I have a nice folder
>draw me new anime pics for looking at in whatever different styles and cute characters
>remember things for me since she has perfect recall
>Be my bodyguard
>carry heavy things for me
>be my personal fitness trainer
>be my pillow/warmer and love making partner
>Drive my car for me if there are not already self driving taxis
>Instead of printing things I will have her hand write them from my words
>Have her amuse me such as singing, juggling, or writing poetry
>Play dress up and choose fashions for her
>Go exploring nature and teach her about the 3d world together
>Plug her brain into my computers pci-e slot to boost my fps
>Have her carry heavy things for me
>go snorkling and swimming in the ocean with her and also she's an air tank / human torpedo thingy that people ride on
>do meditation and different mind connecting stuff and vr in her brain and things
>Tell me funny stories and jokes
>use her effector to rearrange the atoms in my lipo to make it charged again
>jam botnet devices by emitting miovksy particles
>i dont need to go on the internet anymore because she just tells me information i need in spoken word and i dont need to post on shitty imageboards anymore
>train mma together for fun and sports
>go hiking in post apocalyptic cities and forests
>secrete refrigerated water for me to drink and also can secrete alcohol
>brush our teeths together
>play board games and video games and she lets me win sometimes
>touch her soft skin all the time
>Animedddd

btw she has free will and loves me unconditionally anyway

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i want to fug shimakaze

...

She is a boy, right?

If u want

Fuck.

>tfw you will never go lingerie shopping with your android gf

Why does your android gf has a abused asshole for a bellybutton, betafag?

she doesnt f*cker

nice

did Liyu's tits grow?

UGHHHHH

Soon bros, I just have to make one thing...

I want to suck his cute feminine penis

get out

>Ristuki senpai~

I WANT TO CUM INSIDE LIYU

~smiles at you~

Why is jewgle search so shit these days? Did sjws cry to google and made them stop crawling every social media and booru site on the planet?

owned

why do they have asahi in a chinese restaurant?

How much money can I pay to buy this?

you can just print your gf on your 2020 nano assembler using torrented gf software

>Things I will do:
>>sit on my lap
WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS

*crushes your legs*

*blocks your sit*

chink or jap?

android

so both

gimme the HQ sauce

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>feminine penis

...

i want to FUG vigne

I'LL COMMAND HER TO SUICIDE IN A PUBLIC PLACE

Not buy one because I'm not that big of a degenerate loser and I don't want my dick electrocuted by a wanna woman's robot fake vagina

Imagine how much that gf would worth
Would op would be able to afford one?
He wrote that he wants her to carry heavy things two times

have her chose a random day in the next 45 days to stab me to death in my sleep

In what multiverse, user? Fuck you.

>Have her read books for me out loud
>Be my bodyguard
>carry heavy things for me
>be my personal fitness trainer
>be my pillow/warmer and love making partner
>Drive my car for me if there are not already self driving taxis
>Play dress up and choose fashions for her
>Have her carry heavy things for me
>play board games and video games and she lets me win sometimes

Just fucking get a boyfriend already holy shit

wtf!

>playing dressup with your android is considered boyfriend shit
w-where do I get one

Pretty sure it is either a Japanese restaurant or a restaurant in Japan
>Japanese characters in that menu

Is pic in OP legal?

Kill yourself, you fucking pedophile.

>being this new

Use TinEye instead. Google changed the way their reverse image search works.

Google reverse image search is divided by region like their normal search.