Vocaroo thread

Vocaroo thread. English pronunciation r8 edition.

Read the following and post the link to the record.

"Dearest creature in creation,
Study English pronunciation.
I will teach you in my verse
Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.
I will keep you, Suzy, busy,
Make your head with heat grow dizzy.
Tear in eye, your dress will tear.
So shall I! Oh hear my prayer."

Lazy mode - read the first four lines.

Native English speakers plz rate us.

Mine : vocaroo.com/i/s0LNivsVmOCs

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dialects.wpengine.com/tennessee
vocaroo.com/i/s01LO0DYVzii
i18nguy.com/chaos.html
vocaroo.com/i/s0BDxoApZQOz
clyp.it/u3sw1urg
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Nobody gives a shit.
Probably a bad choice of stuff to read, that verse is too long for Sup Forums users.

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Came

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Rate my turd

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Not bad, but you are using the spanish sounding of vowel I in some words like in which make it sound like eynnn, but it shound be like enhhn

Catalan tongue-twisters

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V what the fuck green text TF W can't into VO see a ROOOO on iOS fuck this text to speech bullshit this is fucking Chinese to your fucking bullshit technology fuck this shit

Post some text for me to read with this text to speech or rather speech to text and will have low low low lowLhalls LOLZ

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How about mine? Is it at least 4/10 ? (OP)

I can understand everything you said and the world are pronounced right except worse was a bit weird. Everything was find, except for I would not hold the vowels too long, that will help get rid of your accent.
8.5 out of 10

World. Here I am saying this, and I put world instead of word. Does anyone else start to forget their own language when they are learning another language?

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vocaroo.com/i/s0d5S8FikfAM have some elvis

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English speakers r8

Are you Ano?

obviously this is

but I'm this guy

I know, ano
you're always trying to play your tricks on me

vocaroo.com/i/s0eYzN6LyQbM
Very good, also, do they teach you guy british pronunciation, I kinda hear it in the Rs like in prayer?
I wish people singed more to change it up.

Guess it's back to using the name then

I guess they teach both, but I've always preferred the British one
kek

The British one is probably better in my opinion anyway. The closest you will get here is the New England R. Me and other usually say the r light to almost to the point of it being silent.

> vocaroo.com/i/s0eYzN6LyQbM
If you're a native speaker, I have some bad news for you.

Why?

vocaroo.com/i/s0rByMnThWUz

Look up the following words in a dictionary and compare they way you read them with the transcriptions.
"Pronunciation", "corps", "prayer".

Overweight detected

Read "study" like /'stʌdi/, not /'studi/

I will give you corps as I said that wrong, but the others, nope. The US has a huge amount of accents, and sub families of accents. We pronounce things differently in my state, as I speak in a southern accent that is even different from the others around me in the south. Here, there's a whole site that demonstrates the vast differences just here in the US starting with my region.
dialects.wpengine.com/tennessee

Evening chaps, anybody like some more English to try?

Requesting German in vain

vocaroo.com/i/s01LO0DYVzii

S. English accent for those wondering.

well I've seen many people misspell pronunciation as pronounciation
and yours kind of sounded like the latter one

Ok.
You should take a look at the full poem though. It has lots of confusing words like "corps".
i18nguy.com/chaos.html

>vocaroo.com/i/s0eYzN6LyQbM

desu m8 you just misread it as pronounciation, lots of people do it.

Just remember it's "pronunciation" next time, good try in any case! :^)

I am not even mad. Most likely I hear people say it as you just wrote it and thus, I say it that way.

This is why I wish english was like spanish. Straightforward pronunciation, and only one silent letter. Did a brit write this?

vocaroo.com/i/s0BDxoApZQOz

Dr. Gerard Nolst Trenité
Doesn't sound British to me

Requesting Swedish, Finnish, Greek, Italian, Hungarian, Serbo-Croatian, Norwegian or Polish.

Ultra aesthetic / 10

Italian
Finnish

...

What?

That was a request for text, not for them to read the English poem.

k

clyp.it/u3sw1urg

Do not make fun of me, please :(

Steady lad, that's some abstract thinking you're doing there. This is a voc thread

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Norwegian this one:

Det va ein ganske vanlig mainn,
som også gjekk me hoinn i bainn,
men hainn va huhoinn hainn, langtifrå no'n hainnhoinn
Og så sei den forste mainn,
da'n forst ha flira litte grainn:
"Sei mæ - e det hainnhoinn hoinn du hi som bainnhoinn?"

Try as long as here maybe?

"Nei, henn hoinn e huhoinn hainn
men æ går og heill'n i bainn
så der ferbainna hainnhoinnan kainn hoill
sæ oinna
Men æ kainn trost dæ lite grainn
med at far hainns, hainn va hainn,
og hainn va far te over hoinner ainna hoinna"

Or the "part 2"?

you still have the strayan greentext vocaroo saved?

nah bro, babs your man for that

but babs isn't here right now

Requesting any German text to read aloud.

Ich habe auch mal einen Text angefordert, doch dann fand ich diese eine Seite, die mir geholfen hat:
diewahrereligion.de

Wenn es dem internationalen Finanzjudentum in und außerhalb Europas gelingen sollte, die Völker noch einmal in einen Weltkrieg zu stürzen, dann wird das Ergebnis nicht der Sieg des Judentums sein, sondern die Vernichtung der jüdischen Rasse in Europa!

i fucket youre mam

Can girls do it too?

can creepy Brazilians sod off?

Sure.

Shhh. Don't frighten """"""""""""""""'her"""""""""""""""" off

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Allons enfants de la patrie
Le jour the gloire est arrivé
Contre nous de la tyrannie
L'étandard sanglant est levé (bis)
Entendez vous dans les campagnes
Mugir ces féroces soldats
Ils viennent jusque dans vos bras
Égorger vos filles vos compagnes

Aux armes, citoyens
Formez vos bataillons
Marchons, marchons
Qu'un sang impur
Abreuve nos sillons

>jour the gloire
jour de gloire*

Fug

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roast me

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>whatchu jus sayed

M8 that's pretty fucking pig disgusting English. Don't ruin it for me

fuggg, can anyone speak spanish help me get rid of my accent. I am try colombian spanish, but It is hard for that accent for me since it is neutral compared to the cuban and dominican one I was looking at.

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You'll never get a fat, orange, greasy northern slut with that kinda accent, m8. Think of what you're missing out on!

Lick my eyeball.

Damn boi

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