"Today, Donald Trump said X controversial racist/sexist/homophobic comment. More on this story after 25 commercials for blood pressure medication and Jew lawyers to get you the settlement you deserve after the blood pressure medication causes you to stroke out."
"Season 250 of Family Guy premiers next on Fox -- Animation Domination."
"Next up on MTV - Transgender Teen Mom. What's that? We're supposed to be a music channel? What year did you think this was, 1991?"
>In the news tonight not the olympics we forgot to pay for the right to broadcast
>Now in the next top cring telenovela who murdered Javier?"
>Brozo and his naked girl are not on air anymore throwing shit to the president
>Now in Ch 5 another american series dubbed by vomiting in the audio chanels
>Now in Channel 11 boring as fuck until next documentary
>Ch 4 our president is the greates thing to ever happen, weed LEGAL? NEVER now lets see this cringe report on people cringing at our morining """""""""news""""""""""" with Esteban Arce
Also BLM didn't do nuffin.
>diarrhea medication commercial
>paradocumental series where cheap amateur actors fill the gap between another commercials
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>some bullshit political news where ruling party says it will have a positive effect, while opposite party says about negative effects
>turkish historical fiction television series
>polish telenovela
News, talk shows about politics similar to British tabloids, whores dancing, talk shows about the arguments and fights of dancing whores.
Soon on 7: Season 798 of My Kitchen Rules
Next on 9: Season 2378 of 2015 of The Bachelorette
Tonight on 10: Season 10873 of Neighbours - you thought everyone died, but did everyone come back to life and will they all die again in tonight's episode?
All day on ABC: Boring shit and news
Forgot the round-the-clock John Paul II documentaries.
what?
Wait fug that's not the current year
Just pretend they filmed that many last year they probably did
teaching us to overcome our autistic ways
>2011+5
>watching TV
lmoa
We already know what Canadian TV looks like. It's just American shows mixed with Tim Horton's commercials and the speech that le weed man gave today about needing to not be wacist and let in the entire continent of Asia.
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This is our dancing with the stars, tit sucking around 2 minutes
This is on now:
Yle 1
>News
Yle 2
>Olympic games
MTV
>Emmerdale
Nelonen
>Masterchef Australia
SubTV
>Myth busters
Viisi
>70's show
FOX
>How i met your mother
Yle Fem
>Buu Klubben: Vinter Varg
Yle Teema
>Don Matteo
Liv
>America's next top model
JIM
>Dragons Den, Canada
Kutonen
>Gold Rush 2
Ava
>Grand Designs
Hero
>Paradise Hotel, Sweden
Frii
>Little people, Big world
Depressing.
Today on LCN, the same 5 news report repeated for the whole day while we pretend its """"live""""
Today on TVA, NOT propaganda for the Quebec Separatist party, not like we are owned by an ex-leader of the separatist party or anything :^)
Game shows, game shows and more game shows. Appear on TV and look stupid for a chance to win a WHOOPING 1000$ after 30 minutes of playtime. Amazing prizes!
Also Trump said something dumb today lol what a retard HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Now its time for the olympics. Watch as we overhype our male athletes who never accomplish anything while we barely ever ever mention that girl who got a gold medal on trampoline.
>watching television
>in the current year
Come on.
>Watch as we overhype our male athletes who never accomplish anything while we barely ever ever mention that girl who got a gold medal on trampoline
How CIS male sexist can you get.
I rather not. I don't even watch TV because it's that shit.
I wish they weren't allowed to advertise prescriptions on TV, I really do.
I don't watch TV
dunno i haven't watched tv for years
i only know that my mom watch TLC and you probably know what goes on there
>dunno i haven't watched tv for years
Wouldn't it just be daily Putin dindunuffin propaganda?
Do you guys get these ads for medicine whrte they never ever tell you what the meds even do?
"Ask your doctor if Cialis is for you"
What the fuck is Cialis tho?
>What the fuck is Cialis tho?
Take it if you're 70 and you want to get your dick working.
>daily Putin dindunuffin propaganda
Why would they respond to your propaganda in the first place?
"Today on Pro TV, news about a subhuman drunk moldovan who killed his wife in front of the church and ate her for dinner. Next up, a talk show where a showbiz intellectual discusses with other showbiz intellectuals about a subhuman drunk moldovan who killed his wife in front of the church and ate her for dinner!" (think Jeremy Kyle,but worse)
"Next on Pro TV, the nth rerun of some old action film featuring Jackie Chan/Steven Seagal or a cheap sloppy sitcom!"
"Next on every big romanian channel, the same fucking shit- without HD resolution!"
"Next on Acasa TV, you can find out who killed Raj and who cheated on Diego!"
"Next on TVR 1 (national tv), watch as we dodge bankruptcy again, show irrelevant stuff in hungarian, and occasionally, the Olympics!"
"Next on Romania TV and Antena 3, watch as we suck the dick of this party!"
"Next on Realitatea TV, watch as we suck the dick of this other party!"
Bretty gud.
SVT1 (state owned): news
SVT2 (state owned): not news
TV3: no clue, Olympics right now.
TV4: sometimes news, generally OK, cooking right now
Kanal 5: Big Bang Theory right now
TV6: Simpsons Family Guy or filler
news
american sitcoms
german reality shows (biggest shit on earth)
here some examples
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Oh well, better than the olden times of praise the dictator on TV all day every day.
I remember when TV was relevant...
Is it old mythbusters? I live old mythbusters, it makes me nostalgic.
"Today, Donald Trump said X controversial racist/sexist/homophobic comment. More on this story after 25 commercials for blood pressure medication without actually telling you its blood pressure medication"
"Season 250 of Family Guy premiers next on Fox -- Animation Domination."
[some forced CanCon somewhere in here]
"Next up on MuchMusic - Transgender Teen Mom. What's that? We're supposed to be a music channel? ITS THE CURRENT YEAR"
it's not 2015 anymore, pal