/cum/ Canada USA Mexico

Maritimes edition

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emily

I want to go to that area of Canada. Is it nice?

English Canadians should die

>v0dka
do you drink a lot of vodka?

Copied from other thread because this Canuck decided to make a thread early

Alright buds wat do

I'm living in my mom's house (but not with my mom as she lives in another state) and it's on the market right now so pretty much the whole business day it's being shown to potential buyers so I have to be out of the house all day every day. I have a cat so I have to take her with me, which means I can't really leave the car because then I'd leave my cat alone and it's over 100° every day. Gonna be leaving the house soon for today's showings. Where should i go/what should I do?

cum lol

Nah. I drink a lot of Gatorade tho :^)

pls don't laugh at us

>Gatorade
great for replenishing electrolytes after a vigorous workout, but don't forget to drink water as well.

you liking sweating a lot?

Not really. Sweating just feels disgusting to me, but I do work out occasionally.

C'est pretty right on man.

>Sweating just feels disgusting to me
sometimes it's the disgusting things in life that are the most rewarding

i-is it?

Ej vas tanker mon truck de soir pis ej va le driver. Ça va être right d'la fun.

Mexican repotting to duty

Welcome aboard, seamen.

Pls

I can dig this

Only if you're cool with me

You can cum in my woman, nut on her face, go down her, but if she comes back to my bed, who really is winning?
How does this quote make you feel?

Makes me feel glad I don't have a gf :^)

>tfw no gf

CIA, is that you?

I doubt she'd let you cum on her face
I'm not a cuck I have a say in this
and you can go ahead and eat her out you'd be tasting me ;)

your girlfriend is still getting plowed by other men lad

lol

lol haha

>I believe that Trump is good for American politics

It's ok, it's only sex. Girls don't go around fucking every guy they meet, you're living proof.

>all these faggots listening to chink pop plastic music

>meanwhile here in North America we have some of the most based fucking music of all god damn time

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>I believe mexico will actually pay for a wall because we will tell them to do it
Damn user, how will your man ever recover?

Ew no

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The Maritimes is great, but dont come in the winter , youll freeze your balls off there yanks

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namfags shitting up /cum/ again

sad!

ikr

Have you ever seen a girl so attractive that it pisses you off
I'm looking at this gorgeous girl and it's making me angry, but I can't look away

Just talk to her, dude.

yes

it pisses me off how cute girlposter is desu

rude

I can't it's an online picture
I would if I could

She's cute but not to the point where I get an erection and so bothered and angry because I can't do what I want about it.

>Just talk to her, dude.

Looking to get my parents surprise plane tickets and a hotel. How does this work, exactly? Don't they need to see the credit card used for the transaction?

Getting a gym membership on Thursday bros

every single thread...

isn't a round trip what you need then?

all inclusive too

My dick is so hard right now I could fuck a hole in the wall

>Getting a gym membership on Thursday bros

Yeah

What I mean, though, is don't hotels need to see the credit card before they let you have a key?

Reminder everything is terrible and always will be.

After talking to girlposter last night I'm reevaluating my thoughts on girls

maybe I should start talking to girls again, maybe they aren't as bad as I think they are

Finally...I've become...a meme god...

It depends. You're planning on paying in advanced, and will probably be using a credit card to pay anyways?

Talk to the hotel specifically about it, mentioning it's a gift. When they ask for a credit card it's backup in case the guests steal or damage anything. If you paid they would ideally hang onto your information.

yes

Congrats

what did you talk about

>when your int gf hasn't been on in a long time

Wonder where she is

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butts and stuff

Post Canadian videos and music

Armpit and pubic hair is great tbvfh

I agree

armpit hair is neutral though (unless its sweaty)

I disagree. But the worst is pussy stubble 2bh

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the greatest canadian anti smoking ad

probably in jail for arson charges

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Well I'm glad we can be civil

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>Sweden

Post dropped

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*raises paw*

Uhhh...that's not very progressive of you sweden

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what happens on sable island?

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*cums on your post*

Haha clean that up nerd

my mind is completely blank today

Why are we in this one when the other thread is 20 away from bump limit

whats with your flag? that time of the month?

timezones. at this time it is japan in india

oh that makes sense I guess

imagine a world where grills didnt exist

It sounds pretty boring

Spaghetti and sausage or egg noodles and sausage?

>tfw captcha was noodles and pasta

Ebin

We have these all over Southern California

...

>a literal cuck thinks he can say anything to me

...

We'd develop a fuckboy caste. There'd be major incentive to get /fit/ if you didn't want your booty blasted.

Meme

I was a virgin until i went to college, then I realized it's a lot easier to get laid there.

What's a good place outside of the chins a practicar mi español ?

I can't do it here for obvious reasons.

super ded thred

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Who /cuckcore/ here?

not me im in an open relationship