Would you ever install a chip in your brain?

Elon Musk is working on Neuralink that seeks to link your brain to technology and the internet.

Would you ever buy something like this voluntarily?

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Nope.

I'm sure they will advertise it as "Connect with your friends or coworkers to get shit done and have a good time" or some shit. Then all the normies will get lobotomies just to get this in their brain. We'll have generations of brainlets telepathically communicating perverted things and society will collapse.

every developer with this would suddenly be a 10x developer and all devs would be forced to get it to compete.
pls no

you'll be a dumb brainlet compared to everyone else in society who are linking automatically to the internet. no one wants to hire a chiplet.

Only if it was made by one my favourite companies like Google©™, Microsoft™ and Intel©.

>chiplet

Thanks for the laugh.

This

You don't have a brane to implant a chip moran.

the same guy is toting the dangers of AI

what an ass

>in the future you'll include the model and processing speed of your brain implant chip on the digital resume you link directly to the hiring manager's brain chip
i don't want to live in this world. can we just stop advancing technology in about 5-10 years? we don't HAVE to keep advancing, whats our fucking end game?

he can't even get tunnel drilling down the pat, let alone drilling through brains

He ain't wrong.
I thought the goal was Sword Art Online.

what's worse you'll probably have to send thought patterns along your CV, your application letter, your recommendations and mandatory blowjob to the entire HR department

>you seem like a nice guy, but it says here you don't really think about work when you get home. that's highly problematic and a clear sign of an unmotivated employee

>no adblock in your brain
>FORCED to watch ads
>They're pumping fucking adverts into your MIND

>tfw all ads you get are about the new blacked video and star wars battlefront II.

If you're even considering this, you have a mental illness and probably do need a fucking chip to properly think.

I cannot wait until a BSOD actually means death.

Sure, that's easy to say now. But It'll be a hard choice to make in the future when acceptance and ability to function in society becomes reliant on brain chips and other biotechnology.

>NSA and advertisers now has access to your thoughts
>companies will play ads in your mind while you dream

I don't care if that chip gives me psychic powers, there is no way in hell I'll get one of those

This.

Do people actually take Musk seriously?

At some point, A Russian hacker will inevitably hack the entire ecosystem of chips and threatens to literally kill everyone who installs them unless they pay bitcoin.

Never happening. Just telling you that now.

I'm gonna screen shot this and post it in 20 years if this shit hole is still alive.
cya in 20 user

Screencap this with it;

There will be megabots formed by megacorps as private military. Our police, armies and etc will be betrayed as they are ushered out to help defend against the public outcry and backlash. It will be a war for the future.

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Both my grandfathers have severe dementia. It's terrifying and sad to see a man who was once a physicist unable to remember his own grandson. I'd get anything installed in my head to prevent that. I'd be on borrowed time, but my mind would still work.

how can you pay if you are dead

I wonder if some day we'll be able to upload our brains into technology of some sort. Would we "transfer" over? Would the "new" me have consciousness? Will there be a way to transfer consciousness? Shit like this is why I want to live as long as humanly possible

>Sword Art Online
>Project Alicization

Once I can download feels I'll be happy. Fuck always online chips though

Pure rage is all I feel after watching that

>buy
>not making the gentoo of brain chips and installing it on yourself

Dude, I can see this happening and I can see this not happening.

Ever play Deus Ex Mankind Divided? People always revolt violently.

only if it would run fully free software

every night you die in your sleep and every morning an identical copy of you takes over

good lord, could I spend a day without hearing about Elonmusk saying retarded shit

watch netflix and porn in infinity K resolution? when i close my eyes? yes pls

Only if i had full control of the chip. Id pretty much have to be a high ranking executive with a buddy who worked in manufacturing the thing.

I imagine itd have to be different hardware with a totally independent code base. Anything from the outside world would have to go through a hard firewall and conversion process before it could reach me.
The chip itself would have a physical off switch somewhere on my scalp.

Ransomware for your own senses.
Vision and hearing interfered with until secure payment transferred.

>not making the gentoo of brain chips and installing it on yourself

And then every driver for every organ is borked or gimped.

but what if you put your brain in a robot body?

i wanted to but I played too much of Deus Ex so unless it have massive advantage then no

no
just let me die ffs

>yfw it uses samsung batteries
:^)

>robot body gets an error
>whole thing freezes and im stuck inside my own mind

I used to be open to the idea but a complete conversion sounds horrifying.

don't worry, everything will be fixed in the next patch.

>implying I want to subscribe to internet packages for my brain

No thanks.

Does that mean a robot brain would go into my body? Both situations sound a bit squishy.

there's porn with this?

I'd keep an open mind about it.

He is an example of how dumb the average populous has become that he can swing this kind of talking out both sides of his mouth.

Btw, to all the brainlets around, BCI (Brain Computer Interfaces) aren't new. The military is already doing trials as have a number of private companies. Like most things, Elon hears of a trend that can bring in shekels and he tries to LARP as the front runner. This guy is such an insufferable hack and I have zero respect for anyone who laps up his bullshit.

The problem is we are excited about that kind of technology while the rest of the mainstream is busy trying to sell us the latest smartphone or car.
I wish some other companies were more willing to shill this kind of tech instead sitting in their secret klub and letting Musk take the glory.

do i have a choice?

Don't worry, even if it shrinks there will always be a market for actually stable code.

Hey, look, another fringe technology that scientists have been studying and working on for decades that Musk is trying to sell as being viable that isn't.

Scientists can't even decode out PERIPHERAL nervous system signals and in mice all they can do is decode some large-scale brain waves to a tiny, blurry image. With current technology the chip would basically be a shock collar that you voluntarily insert into your brain.

>Elon Musk is working on Neuralink that seeks to link your brain to technology and the internet.

Imagine to have to pain $1 for every of your OWN thought now that net neutrality is going defunct.

Yes, I'd love to have ads served up to me 24 hours a day, every day for the rest of my life.

>The military is already doing trials as have a number of private companies.
Sounds like some Edgewood Arsenal shit.

Yes, but you shouldn't see it.
Nobody btw.

MARK OF THE BEAST

Yes. I'm not a shitty person so I have nothing to hide.

>Once I can download feels I'll be happy.

You can. It's called "heroin." Give it a try sometime.

Only if I can have total control over what is installed and when/how it connects to networks

>implying the network stack won't be a proprietary blob

wht dont he stick to rockets indtead of tech memes

Can we go back a few decades? The future used to be so bright...

I would accept to implant only something that I built and programmed myself. We are talking about your brain, not even open source software can be trusted.

> Is a dumbass brainlet incapable of googling
> Wishes innovative companies went out of their way to lie to him and market bullshit

The only glory Musk takes is from insufferable retards like himself who are brainlets.. clearly. You probably were unaware of Brain Computer Interfaces until he began Larping his late stage nonsense.. Highlighting that you're a brainlet who isn't in the know. I'm pretty sure he could start a chip company making x86 processors and that would equally wow you because you know nothing about the companies that already make them.

technologyreview.com/s/527561/military-funds-brain-computer-interfaces-to-control-feelings/
2014

The research ofc goes back for decades.
> mfw brainlets have never heard of DARPA

>Neuralinks become a requirement
>Singularity happens
>The now tyrannical central server has everyone's lives in the palm of it's hand

Who could've predicted such tragedy?
Seriously though, there's a myriad of scenarios that could arise from messing with this garbage.

Very yes.

We need to ask terry about this.
He is after all a prophet of Mr. God.

ask the people in the 90s that traveled to south America to get electrodes implanted in their brains how it worked out for them.

the tldr is fuck no. they have no clue what they are doing, and within a few years the technology will be completely outdated. a cellphone from a few years ago is trash. how the fuck do you think a brain implant is going to turn out for you?