/asean/

Ma1aysia edition

not welcum:
>politiks (go to /pino/)

Other urls found in this thread:

rappler.com/nation/143306-joma-sison-thanks-duterte-release-political-prisoners
maxdefense.blogspot.com.au/2016/08/israel-shipyards-shaldag-mk-v-fast.html?m=1
philstar.com/headlines/2014/01/14/1278772/p41.2-b-military-upgrade-completed-noys-3-years
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_telenovelas_of_ABS-CBN
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

Earth Alliance should have killed every Plant faggot out there for dropping a comet on Earth and killing billions

bump

wake up wagecucks it's time for your daily fajr

Holy fucking shit selfie """"""diplomacy"""""" makes me cringe

Najib has certainly surpassed master Modi out numbering him in leader selfie

I just found out someone is using butt pics in Grindr.
Now some people won't believe me if I sent that pic again because of that.

DESIGNATED

...

...

hmmm

My favorite Singaporean president

Joko Widodo is the best Indognesian President

Hire me as a programmer plox!

Choke on wide dildo is a good president

Selamat Hari Kemerdekaan

He likes his selfies.

>mfw trying to woo a conservative filipina
>mfw so traditional
>tfw can't even try to touch her without her parent's permission
>tfw so hard but yet makes me want to win her even more
>tfw slowly falling hard for her
Should i retreat bros?

you should bury that dead cat in front of your house
its been 2 days
you fucking lazy ass family

INDONESIA BUBAR AJA

MERDEKA PAPUA
MERDEKA KALIMANTAN
MERDEKA SUMATERA
MERDEKA SULAWESI
MERDEKA TERNATE
MERDEKA TIDORE

>so traditional that I can't touch her parent's permission
if she shows a bit of skin stone her instantly and cut her head off, also makes sure to make a harem

No

Finger her pucci

no her family literally advocates dalagang filipina more than anyone. She is not a muzzie.

>staying in power just because he is

a e s t h e t e
e
s
t
h
e
t
e

there is asean flags all over my city
what is this
i even heard they included asean hym in city flag ceremony every monday

Don't bully the Dildo

soon, you will taste ASEAN law and military alliance

No

Philippines monkey is brown YOU FOOL

>Singapore monkey the kawaii-est

I'm okay with this.

Buy our locally produced handgun as standard issue pls.
Bery cheap only US$1400 each.

fuck me
i just got my passport last month
can i renew again?

MERDEKA! GANYANG MALAYSIA!

of course you can dumbshit

just pay the fees

Jangan gitu mas. Kita damai aja deh.

>Inb4 beta cuck

it's our birthday

please wish us a happy birthday

happy birthday bae

time to consider suicide then?

Walang Pasok!

fuck you again na naman?

rappler.com/nation/143306-joma-sison-thanks-duterte-release-political-prisoners

RIP PH
Cant believe we are negotiating with rebels and giving them power to fuck us up even more

fuck this

How should I cope with these trespasser
Stop stealing my tomato

Return Sumatera to Tanah Melayu and Kalimantan to North Borneo where they'll become one huge island, then it would be free and prosper. We will recognise the now hidden and not so recognised Sultans power to rule over the people once again before their annexion, give a chance once come their turn, to become Agong. The rest of remaining Indonesia (Java, Maluku, Sulawesi, Papua) will form the brand new Indonesia. Jakarta will still stay as it is as the capital of new republic of Indonesia. People of Sumatera and Kalimantan will be given free choice to decide to Indxit or stay undeveloped. If you are neither from Sumatera or Kalimantan, you are not eligible.

get a katana and teleport behind their backs and whisper "Nothing personnel"

It should work or you can just play animal sounds that they consider as a threat so they can fuck off...or a gunshot sound played over a loudspeaker?

kick that kuma in the ochinchin

I'll soon shot it and make kuma curry
>tfw no miko in my village

what if it's a girl kuma

im such a lazy fuck.
i go awol once a week(today this week) and my chink boss seems okay with it.
i dont care about salary deduction i just want to be a neet again

Rape it

>maxdefense.blogspot.com.au/2016/08/israel-shipyards-shaldag-mk-v-fast.html?m=1

Oh shit PH is now part of the good goys club

Happy independence day, fellow indo-fags!

>Sell party drugs
>Gets jailed

What the hell Dutdut

How do I pick up girls in da club now?

look at duts nose

he jew

5"6'
she is a big girl

5"5' here pls no bully

You should thank him. Now you won't have to pick up possibly STD ridden druggies

duts doing god's work

awesome

more sillypenis mirite l/a/ds

it saddens me that our soldiers has been fighting with just their guns, vest, shitty boots and a paper map all over the years to fight the rebels shits

Glad that they are finally getting something good

do you really need diesel electric submarines, warships, naval mines and manpads to fight your rebels

i bet you are going to be a cannon fodder against china

>needing bis to rekt some challenger shit

ele lele

lol

Where is your Texan boyfriend?

i think the picture is for navy upgrade path

the rebels here have been fighting for years and knows every corners of their area. Not to mention that they have tunnels they can use to scram when they get overwhelmed. They are literally rats and even artillery can't flush them out sadly

Since 2014
philstar.com/headlines/2014/01/14/1278772/p41.2-b-military-upgrade-completed-noys-3-years

Mj, V and E are still easily acquired

This is possible Indirect treason for recognizing them.

No, more like Killippines

Party drugs were never legal

Tho those new updated mixxed ones are a loophole since its not techinically listed

Anime is drug
Don't watch Nippon shabu

むう、遅いです先輩!

MALAYSIA CAN DO IT

I'll make anime great again.

With cute 1malaysia girls and plenty of sayangs

Why flip drama always about rich vs poor or korean rip off.
>tfw force to watch by mum

because flips are stupid

To give false hope to poor flips

Filipino society is divided into two classes, the high class fairskin mixed with Spanish, Murican, Jap or Chink blood and the lower class dark ones.

Flip dramas reflect this clash of classes in their dramas, often with the unrealistic hope of tearing down boundaries between them with a rich class member loving the lower class member.

Flips also love Kpop given Korean tourists(sex tourist that is). So local dramas take advantage of this by copying Kdramas.

Which often involve a shitty love story with plenty of cute boys for girls to fawn over

those were the old shows,they moved on to middle class people doing middle class shit now

why you guys still watching early to mid-2000's teleserye?

Sup indonesia. :^)

from a /RWBYg/ flipbro

it's missing joko

Lel. They used to be gr- nvm.
I see. So it is huge differences.
So, it's like the mexican and america?

That's what I'm talking about, the ripoffs of Korean soap.

>high class fairskin
>lower class dark ones.
Kek
Though I miss watching them, I wish someone will upload the good ones on some website.
I forgot the title but there was one about a little girl going into a rich home, where she was taught proper manners. Like, how to use your utensils properly and not putting feet up the chair. If anyone knows, pls let me know.

There was this flip drama that I saw where there was this little boy and this loli girl, they were poor. The little boy used to "Kupit" (steal money from your own family) his parents when they were asleep, to treat the little girl out and they would hang out at a carnival, eating street food, having fun. The sad part was when one of them had to leave (i can't remember which) and he gave a pair of his thong (tsinelas) as a farewell gift or promise.

There was another flip drama where there was this rich lady who died (in an accident I think) and her soul was transferred to this little loli kid (or she was given a 2nd chance, I can't remember). But yeah she met this lady at the squatters area and tell her how to do business and run a company, the little girl loli was the one who gives orders, it was so funny, it was cute.

I've seen so many flip dramas in my entire life but I can't remember what they were called.

If anyone knows anything, even if it's just vaguely, pls let me know. I wanna rewatch them, they were so good.

why are you still watching teleserye?

Wow...I was actually bullshitting the whole time.

I remembered there was one Chinese drama where a mother was teaching her son how to cook.

My mom said the mother is dying and is teaching the son how to survive when she dies. It made my whole day sad ;___;

A little bit

hey mang,we started the asia serye and movie biz first >:(

And still got left behind.

Like what the flips are known for.

Remember Flip Airlines?

Pathetic.

wuwuz kpop n shieet??

all of our presidents are unfunny fucks
help

pop musics always been around,that's why its pop music

P-pop started in 1970's
the earliest K-pop group was in 1992
step up nigga

>teaching the son how to survive when she dies
It sounds like an average flip MMK story.

MMK = Maalaala mo kaya
The title means "Can you remember?"

Usually they have a sad and depressing true-to-life (citation needed) stories.

I BET ONLY WAY TO ELIMINATE ALL OTAKUS FROM THE EARTH IS NUKE THIS ANIME SHITHOLE AGAIN

Your president looks like my dad

Which is weird because he's white

...

>rich lady who died (in an accident I think) and her soul was transferred to this little loli kid

I remember that. A quick google gave me the name.

It's called 100 days to heaven. It of course has a ridiculously predictable plot-twist where *SPOILER* the lady she meets was her lost daughter all along.


I also found this list: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_telenovelas_of_ABS-CBN
see if you can find the other one you described

Also,
>Budoy
>The show with a main character who is a literal retard

looks like my great grandpa just add more liver spots and cataracts
miss you :(

is it gay to watch "my husband's lover?"

>ridiculously predictable plot-twist
as per every tele-novela there is