Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

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Just a reminder that Brazil is home to the largest Japanese population outside Japan.

Again.

i want a white gf.
all whites come to japan are ugly.
i have no hope

check my new books

Anyone got nice photos of lesser known Nip Skylines (not Osaka or Tokyo)

Sometimes it's enough help to let someone simply be.

台風過ぎてめっちゃいい天気

Emy came to Japan once, she's not ugly.

I also want an asian girlfriend.

Doesn't even have to be full jap.

>all whites come to japan are ugly.

Are... you beautiful? Or do you look like every japanese person? Because if yes, no white girl is gonna give a shit to you.

Some of them find japs to be cute though, that's mostly it.

おつかれみらでした

Hida Takayama known as HDTKYM

岐阜は田舎

こんにちは。

come here
be japanese
get a fujoshi gf

might not be pretty but desperate to sadisfy you in bed

Do you think she shaves or keeps a Japanese style, would be pretty hot if she went native in this case I think.

youtube.com/watch?v=h6APmi0UrXI

動画はダメなの?

>she's not ugly.
I thing that taste is a very subjective measure

誰が僕ですか

知らない

I remember her having a video about not wanting to shave her arms...so I assume it looks like the rain forest down there

Emy is CUTE, this is not up for debate.

Nice, I like saving pictures but this was cool thanks.

I think Nagoya has an okay aesthic though in terms of tall buildings I don't really know of many places apart from Tokyo/Osaka..

I like fujoshi.
they are not racist and they want to understand our culture. and I can't tell to ugly or normal of white girls.

Maybe without those trash hairs he men face could look cuter.
You're right somehow.

>奈良国立博物館
>奈良

メキシコで、日本語を教える?

you can't tell kanadajin3 from taylor swift?
are you blind?

where I can watch her video, please tell me URL.

I am the dog
I feel sad

...

you korean
don't bully dogs

no, not much.
I can to see kanadajin3 is normal white girl who has bad teeth.

youtube.com/watch?v=OoGLUIg1wrE

Kimoi desu

日本万歳!!!

Boku mo

胸を撃ち抜かれた全身白タイツみたい

thanks igirisu-chan.
wow. she is hot.

it looks like cheap ironman.

Why are you still here

nobody rates my books

THE UNIVERSE DOESN'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT (You)/10

but I'm heard somewhere,
that white girls are like black,
because they are so manly than others.
is it true? we asians are not manly. oh man!

German girls are cool
Amen

Did you ask if I teach japanese in Mexico? If so, no, I'm still learning it, heh.

for white women I prefer blonde italian females

why you so interest to asia?
well. I'm interest too. especially Trans-Himalaya.

>wow. she is hot.
There's a reason why she's the official mascot of /fr/

>Plastic Injection Molding

Well I guess you even have Korea covered in this Asia collection...

Could a Jap friend please help me understand what "私が頂いたお仕事の中で、こんなにかわいい女の子が、たくさん出てくる作品は初めてだったので." is supposed to mean here? I can't get my fucking brain to do it

No no, I was just wondering if it was a language they taught in schools and stuff in Mexico. I know they do in Canada, so I wondered if they did in Mexico too. My Japanese is still natal too, so I was probably wrong lol

good morning vietnam

Ohayo gozaimasu, nihonjin

Yoku nemure mashitaka desu ka?

Nope. We are lucky we have english in middle and high schools, but still, it's pretty poor. 90% of my english is self-taught.

There are some language schools in my city that teach english, german, italian, japanese and french, but I think they removed japanese and italian recently, sadly.

peru is boring, I already know most of the country
I want adventure on a safe place and where I can pass as a local, that place is asia

> I can't get my fucking brain to do it
It's ok, even for the Japanese, this sentence hurt our brains.

一般に定住民国家には開拓者優先権というのがある。
だが遊牧国家には関係ない。
そしてそれらとは別に財産相続者の主張する"国"もある。
3番目の場合に、しばしば個々の外見・文化・出自に話がエスカレートする傾向があるようだ。

ohayo shobon
hai nemure masita
kyou ha anata ha (´・ω・`)shobon? or (`・ω・´)shakiin?

none of the job I have ever offered featured so many cute girls.

傷んだパンを食べてしまったかもしれない
どうしよう (´・ω・`)

Yeah, literally all of my Japanese is self taught too, because there are absolutely no places to learn Japanese where I live. Makes sense, to be fair. We're nowhere near as connected to Japan as Canada and the US are.

Still, it's a right old pain. Pretty much learning entirely from vocabulary lists, a Kanji book I bought, Tae Kim, and an app on my phone called 'Kanji Study'. Oh, and Google Translate too. The amount of time I spend just typing stuff in Japanese to see if it's remotely correct.

I see. peru-chan.

ぼくに意地悪するから、罰が当たったんだ

(´・ω・`)ま、お腹が痛くならなかったら大丈夫

より多くウンコしよう

I can't read 「たかさん出てくる作品」as anything other than "lots of products coming out" ;_;

貴方の死を受け入れる。

アルコールで消毒
今すぐ酒を飲め

Shobon to shakiin wa sugoi desu.

Gomenasai gozaimasu, nihongo wakarimasen you desu.

質問者「『あんハピ』の印象は?」
回答者「『あんハピ』の印象はかわいい!なぜなら、普段の仕事はたくさんのかわいい子とやらない。だからかわいい女の子にたくさん会えるこの仕事の印象は「かわいい」というものです」

U C?

Not true. I care about him more than you'll ever know.

I just can't read so I didn't rate it.

which is your feeling now (´・ω・`)shobon? or (`・ω・´)shakiin?
or (゜∀゜(つ*⊂)bacchikoi ?

え、意地悪したことないんだろうか?
不当に罰されたんだ!
死にたくない :(
はい

what the fuck is an an pisu
i dont know how to translate it because i dont know what the fuck its about

I understand...出てくる is a little tricky.
It can mean both "coming out" and "appearing."

>U C?
なぜ末尾に宇宙世紀

Yeah, I understand. When she says ”たくさん出てくる作品は初めて” does she mean of all the products she's been a part of up until that point, this is the first time (one has had such cute girls)?

>死にたくない
なぜ?生きていても日本人の彼女はできない。

>不当に罰されたんだ!
昔から、インキンカイカイって言って、神様は見て無いようで見てるんだからね!!

お尻の穴に男性器を入れてもらうと免疫力が上がるっておばあちゃんが言ってた

お腹壊すかもしれないのに危険だわ…

saw a perfect on interpals in the sam city I'm in
she's interested in German culture too.
what should I say to her? like "hey I'm german and in your city"?

オランダ君へ
黒人より早い白人をどう思いますか?
僕はこの娘を応援しています

yup. exactly. you are right.

Angry shobon. Because everyone is doing summer stuff and I have to get up early every day for classes.

Also, what is a bacchikoi? It doesn't look like a shobon to me.

Okay, thanks a lot guys. It's a bit easier to understand now.

そうだ。気が変わった、やっぱり死にたい。それでいいんだ。
死にましょう。

>インキンカイカイ

そうですか?今すぐGRINDRをインストールする
相談に乗ってくれてありがとう

>黒人より早い白人をどう思いますか?
いいです。遺伝的に不利なのに、勝った。えらいね。

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bacchikoi meas "come here! and i permission you fuck me!"

>インキンカイカイ
>何
日本語普通に通じるんで、「天網恢恢疎にして漏らさず」を知らんとは思わんかったw
正直スマンカッタ

You should tell her she's cute and ask her to see Train to Busan with you.

bacchikoi is ,and it isn't shobon

schippersは美人?それとも普通のオランダ人はもっと綺麗?
因みにリオオリンピックではまだ勝ってない

I like shobon and angry shobon, but if I'm being honest, I have mixed feelings towards this new 'lewd shobon'.

そんな事知るわけないじゃない??
驚いたよ
絶対に美人じゃないよw
その写真ではちょっとブスに見えるんだろう
オランダの今までの結果はいい
僕はオリンピックに興味ないけど

>'lewd shobon'
Σ(´・ω・`) what !?

sania mirza is most beautiful female athlete in Rio Olympic. anyone can argue dekimasuka?

鼻が牛

俺も知らないから安心しろ
そいつは意地悪なnasty-chanだ

Go to America and find a qt girl
youtube.com/watch?v=U34V-sZm7KA

>絶対に美人じゃない
贅沢なやつだな
罰として可愛いオランダ人をよこせ

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