Why are Canadians such bombastic shitposters?

Why are Canadians such bombastic shitposters?
Like, literally all of them are retarded as shit.

note that l like Canada as a country, but I'm sure I'm not the only one that has noticed that pattern about the posters from there.

We have small cocks

We have perfected the art of getting (You)s

Mapleniggers are just awful posters l (as of late). I'm pretty sure it's like 2-3 profoundly autistic NEETs going buck wild with the shitposting, but damn if they don't shit up the board like its a job.

At least Australians are funny when they shitpost (most of the time; the Easter spam was uninspired for sure)

SHE CALLS ME MISTAH BOOMBASTIC

i could swear i know that girl, or someone that looks exactly like her

>tfw started disliking canada and australia because of Sup Forums

not sure i follow

@Canadians

go kill yourselves

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because they come from /r/Sup Forums and want to be on the frontpage

Are you recruiting for the next London bus bombing?

zitto animale

Canadians have realised they get a response if they act like fucking spastics and are so starved for attention that they can't help themselves.

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>t. beaner

>Thinly veiled attempt at Canadian (You)'s

not fooling anyone

Australia is hilarious though, at least this year. Canada just tries really hard to make this reddit's sister site

upboated

Then why have the drongos started copying us?

t. Zheng Long

This is what happens when you bully. You get #shotsfired

Oh my god.

lol the eternal Sup Forums butthurt is glorious

#LEAFSKWAD
#6MillionMore
#HamurabeDiedForTHIS?

>Our small peaceful nation is a world leader in making others asshurt
We should be proud of ourselves.

There's literally one guy that makes most of those shitty threads with a leaf flag. All that /r9k/ bullshit, Sup Forumsgf, the /fit/ maymays. It's one dumb faggot. He's like the Cococunt of Canadian shitposters.

This is accurate. Nobody really cares that much about our country, but the second we start saying useless shit everyone responds.

If one guy single handedly made all of Sup Forums hate our poster, he's the most powerful shitposter that's ever existed. National hero desu.

we know your obnoxiousness isn't ironic like everyone else's is

this

Well we were vilified long before that and it's not like a really give a fuck, but I know for a fact that one particular dude is behind most of it. The bait is usually weak as fuck but people will still give him (You)s until he leaves. He does something right I guess.

I can't tell if you were trying to write Harambe or Hammurabi in a meme way.

that's not copying, that's insnpiration and improvement leaf. I used to like you on this board

Why are leaves so good at economics?

Hello :^)

Stop calling me offensive names, I dindu nuffin

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would bang both t.b.h.

what makes you think that?

>it's not like a really give a fuck

But you do give a fuck

You're permanently butthurt, you need to jack off to some cuck porn and enjoy yourself buddy

they're desperate for some form of recognition

also they only really got bad after Sup Forums got national flags

Didn't read lol

We only started doing it because it was so funny to get (you)'s from Sup Forums

It was like a chain-reaction desu. I saw a fellow leaf-bro making a shitpost and generating lots of (you)'s, so I copied his post and pushed his legacy on.

Then I started reviving Canadian shitposts from days long past, and building on them to go harder and harder.

A few shitposts inspired me and I stole them, built on their story and made up a whole continuation to them

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>t. inbred arab

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>Australia is hilarious though
kys if you like stale memes and easter spam because that is all Aussies post

>kys

DETHRONED

Holy shit based ameribro seeing through Australia's bullshit

Sup Forums made me love Australia

did you give her the d

the combo of no culture and chink shitpost makes it

zitto animale zipperhead

>t. chang

t. chang

stop shitposting, zhang lee xing kim lee

thats the irish flag you're replying to

>t. colorblind cunt

Leave Canada to me

im having a lot of fun atm

anda a dormir lola

>note that l like Canada as a country
Fuck Canada. They're the Sweden of North America. Canadian men are one of the most effeminate males in the world. Of course they're shitposters, they were dominated by women for most of their lives and now they're insecure sexually frustrated limp dick homos.

Canadians are dorks

This board unjustly bullied us so hard we became shitposters out of pure spite.

You have no one to blame but yourselves

Kuek

Asian heritage

Did a rugged Canadian fuck your wife while you took her son too a black lives matter protest?

>canadian ""banter""

that's because you're their target and can't handle the bantz hahahaha go cry with moot

that was actually pretty good banter. sorry you're a chubby mestizo. take it e-z.

I'm serious, it's not rare in America

>Canadian men are one of the most effeminate males in the world. Of course they're shitposters, they were dominated by women for most of their lives and now they're insecure sexually frustrated limp dick homos.

>This projection and butthurt

Delicious

Bullied you? Are you that insecure? I'm a colonial spic I get insulted every time I enter this board and I still know how to insult them back and have normal discussions. All we said to you was "dude weed lmao" and "leaf" from time to time

that reply wasn't bad for a Canadian

You're far, far too backwater for anyone to give the slightest fuck. Canada has a shitty reputation on here. You have no reputation cause you're a literally who spic.

Sup Forumstards like you are the real motivators of Canadian shitposts. It really is your fault

I don't see any rugged Canadians. I see skinny Canadian hipsters who grow lumberjack beards so people won't mistake them for lesbians. You're probably not one of them because you're a chink who can't grow more than a peach fuzz.

>we're the easiest target for ALL of southerncone and US, we're not even considered real latinos and are basically USA's whore (which isn't even a joke, it's true so it hurts more). We're worse than chicanos. You don't know that because you don't know Spanish. Our own chan was invaded recently and mods had to temporally close it and it happens all the time. Stop being a fucking crybaby leaf. I've been here for a while and you earned the bad reputation you have. I used to love when Canadians were active on the board

Accidentally >'d my whole post

Didn't read, sorry pedro. Hope you fufill your destiny of emigrating to the NYC metro area. I'm off.

>shit, he's right, I don't know what to reply
>Hehe, sorry [Spanish name] I don't have the attention span to read a single sentence
The reddit stereotypes seem to be true

Well, he got them.

That pic is amazing!

I literally didn't read it man, sorry.

This is completely wrong. Sup Forums could disappear tomorrow. These Canadians would still flood Sup Forums with shit because they're shut-ins and losers. Not a Sup Forumstard btw.

leaf BTFO

of course you didn't. Redditors tend to only read headlines

Can I ask a serious question? Why are spics the most asspained about Canada? Everyone else understands it's shitposting, yeah they might not like us on here but they don't take it personally, but you latin americans? Holy shit. You guys get fucking MAD about Canada. Like real god damn mad. I can tell you guys get real angry. Why? Cause we're the only country other than the USA on these two continents that's worth a fuck? Seriously.

If you actually read my other post you'd see I'm not asspained at all and basically told you to stop crying "we are always bullied" when at most you were just irrelevant and called leaf. And I can tell you with confidence latinos don't give a flying fuck about you, they're just annoyed (like everyone else) by your unfunny tryhard shitposts flooding the board. The only times latinos are actually angry on this board is when they're sending each other maps and talking about Sup Forums "muh white country" memes, and when they're fighting in Spanish (which you don't understand). We really give as much of a shit about your boring ass country as you do about us.

we tried to warn you but you didn't listen

If you don't give a fuck why are you typing this shit? Why have you put so much thought into Canada's reputation on a mongloian cartoon forum? You're insecure as fuck m8. Sorry. I hope you make it where you want to be in life, genuinely. Wish you the best. Sorry you got dealt shit cards in life and were born in Puerto Rico and that you feel the need to take that angst out on 1st worlders over the internet. I mean that sincerely. My heart goes out to ya, bro.

Honesty this board went to shit when all the generals started to pop up, who fucking cares anymore.

P.S Fuck you and your boys

I honestly prefer Canadian badposting over USA Sup Forums-tier retardation.

Shitposters of int:
Canadian
Australian
Finns