What's the most Sup Forums way to kill yourself?

What's the most Sup Forums way to kill yourself?

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Just browsing this board does the job.

I'd prefer a method that doesn't take 10+ years to kill

get assassinated by a big tech corporation

Create a neural network that carefully processes cat-v.org and finally learns to consider you harmful and decides to physically remove you

Piss off some CIA niggers

buy Intel core i9 processor and run it on full load

Buy cyanide pills from le deepweb with buttcoins you've mined with your own custom developed 1337 botnet

Lol

woah that's hardcore bro

mv $(USER) /dev/null

>get heart condition
>get pacemaker
>hack firmware on pacemaker
>install gentoo
>die

Glow in the dark trips checked

Two overclocked i9s and 4 1080tis in sli.

Die from nuclear Armageddon.

Buy an NVidia GPU

lead vapors

By telling Richard M. Stallman that "No Richard, it's just Linux" to his face.

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creating a suicide helmet, that connects to the IoT.

but really, the most Sup Forums way would be getting trampled on black friday trying to buy a chinkphone

If you by chinkphone mean dragon dildo, yes.

I didn't know shintel made cars!

I'd do it if I ever got the chance to meet him.

Nothing would happen, he would just repeat the GNU/Linux dialogue
You think people haven't done that already?

>Paypal guy fails his space mission and the rocket lands in your country
>Rocket is powered by nuclear reactor
>Rocket is overheating
>Need to manually fly it away from your country
>Get in and start listening to dragonforce
>Realise that paypal guy is working with CIA niggers
>Install gentoo on rocket
>Let's go to nippon land
>Set rocket to autopilot
>Jump out of rocket and land on top of paypal guy killing him
>rm -rf /human/brain

Your sex change OP going bad and you die turning it.

Your HRT pills expose a fatal reaction and you die as a ugly boy

You're a lazy faggot and your programming socks are hanging from the ceiling fan
You accidently step on your piss bottles and your neck gets caught in the programming socks and you hang

You grow a neckbeard and a ingrown hair gets infected and you die of blood poisoning

You buy chink batteries for your thinkpad and they explode and blow off your dick and balls while it's on your lap and you're looking at trap cartoon porn

>>rm -rf /human/brain
cat /dev/brain > /dev/null

cat /dev/zero > /dev/brain

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1315518/Segway-tycoon-Jimi-Heselden-dies-cliff-plunge-scooters.html

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Or cover yourself in glowsticks and jump in front of Terry's van.

Death ray machines are technology.

Absolutely fucking terrifying way to die. You get irradiated, get up, taste iron in your mouth, and you're already a dead man walking.

Thinkpad W520 to the head.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Therac-25
>It was involved in at least six accidents between 1985 and 1987, in which patients were given massive overdoses of radiation.[1]:425 Because of concurrent programming errors, it sometimes gave its patients radiation doses that were hundreds of times greater than normal, resulting in death or serious injury.[2] These accidents highlighted the dangers of software control of safety-critical systems, and they have become a standard case study in health informatics and software engineering. Additionally the overconfidence of the engineers[1]:428 and lack of proper due diligence to resolve reported software bugs, is highlighted as an extreme case where the engineer's overconfidence in their initial work and failure to believe the end users' claims caused drastic repercussions.

With all the wannabe hackers and codemonkeys on this board, it really is the best way to Sup Forumso.

gtfo Hitler

>i9-7980XE
>4x GTX 480
>all overclocked