Why aren't you using an iPad Pro yet?
>best tablet
>status symbol
>comfy big screen
Why aren't you using an iPad Pro yet?
Jacob King
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Wyatt Miller
What's a computer?
Nicholas Gonzalez
it's ok, I guess.
Brayden Nguyen
because I'm gay
Ryder Young
>he thinks desktop computer's are just as portable as tablets
Heh. Using an iPad Pro while on the toilet is comfy. I feel bad for you poorfags. Nothing personal.
Justin Phillips
>Apple hardware goes to the toilet
>Can your PC do that?
Hmm...
Thomas Foster
cant argue with those trips
Joseph Harris
Amazing, Apple hardware can do what android developers can’t.
Jacob Gonzalez
dammmm...
Blake Brown
not a minute too late
Jack Reed
Back to the loo
Easton Walker
>>status symbol
Yes, meanwhile for those who aren't tech illiterate, the restrictions of iOS and "apps" make worthless. Why do you post on Sup Forums is you're a consumerist retard? Take it to Sup Forums
Why would you be on the toilet long enough to need a computer? 3-5 minutes total, in and out.
Jaxon Ross
poo XD
Jose Diaz
>status symbol
>costs as much as any other computer
status symbol where
the hood?
highschool?
somewhere completely removed from the world of financially self sufficient adults?
Colton Flores
Things like being able to go on dates and get laid, something adults do?
Alexander Johnson
If i can't code for it, i'm not interested in it.
Apple devices are made for people that hate technology.
Luke Lee
>nick statt
You know he's gay, right?
Christopher Ramirez
>if I can’t code for it
Objective C and Swift you faggot
Hunter Gray
>make worthless
>is you're a consumerist retard
Found the android using pajeet. Might want to brush up on your English!
>Why would you be on the toilet long enough to need a computer? 3-5 minutes total, in and out.
Well I'm not squatting over a river, so I can relax in my bathroom and spend some time on my iPad. I'm sure in India it sucks to be shitting over a mosquito infested river!
Mason Ward
You know that’s not an argument, right?
>According to a study conducted by Match.com and Research Now, iPhone owners are about 21 times more likely to negatively judge a date who uses an Android phone.
Lincoln Edwards
...
Andrew Smith
First, you're being forced into using a specific language, second, you're being forced to buy a separate device to program for it.
Definitively only for people that like being rammed in the ass.
Nolan Hughes
>iPhone owners behave like a cult
>Therefore you should join them
And this is an argument?
Camden Carter
Nice slideshare excerpt you huge faggot
Robert Perry
You mean something children do?
If you're not already married, you're not an adult. Grow up.
Carson Morgan
>s-studies are wrong because I disagree with them
Leo Foster
>android
>pajeet
Try again, consumerist retard.
Blake Martinez
How dare you? iPhone owners are VERY MATURE! They judge others based on phones, ok?
Eli Gray
I notice how you never provide any counter sources and instead rely on insults.
Really telling on malaynigger intelligence
Angel Hall
>status symbol
Yeah, that's why Jamal from the ghetto is getting his iPad(TM) Pro(TM) financed for 20 bucks a month, right?
Carter Jenkins
Counter sources would be irrelevant. Hookup culture is not something adults engage in.
It's for shallow children who were too socially incompetent to find someone special earlier, and remained socially incompetent enough to need dating sites where people judge others based on the brand name of their phones.
Eli Bennett
>The Verge
>studies
I see.
Evan Wright
Oh look, this thread again
Jace Parker
>match.com and research now
I suppose English is too hard, maybe I should Google Translate everything into chicken scratch to make it easier for you.
Adrian Moore
>I notice how you never provide any counter sources and instead rely on insults.
Hudson Howard
Isn't Surface Pro same price and better in every way?
Jace Cooper
>someone special
>literally promoting oneitis
Back to rėddit cuckold
Adam Walker
My source had already been provided. You have provided no counter source.
I even reiterated the source of the information which was also clearly displayed in the screenshots.
So until you make a valid counterclaim, you are fair game for being ripped a new one.
Daniel Morris
Onetitis? Sorry about your wife's breast cancer.
I don't speak millennial.
Adrian Powell
is this real...
Colton Gutierrez
Good job misspelling what I typed.
Back to high school for you.
William Clark
your source in unreliable
quid quo pro
Nicholas Walker
Prove it’s unreliable and also prove they’ve been paid off.
Burden of proof is on the accuser.
Jason King
>iphone owners are more likely to be picky over shit like A FUCKING PHONE
If anything this is an argument against owning an iPhone. I don't want to date Sup Forums-tier autists. Imagine your gf breaking up with you because you have a dell instead of a lelnovo. Fucking retarded, right?
Isaiah Taylor
>I even reiterated the source of the information which was also clearly displayed in the screenshots.
Did you even check your own link? This is what it links to:
singlesinamerica.com
>So until you make a valid counterclaim, you are fair game for being ripped a new one.
I assume you are going to apply this logic to yourself, right?
Robert Ross
you bought a 1000$ device for 2 minutes when youre taking shits
Jordan Gomez
iTODDLERS BTFO
Robert Sullivan
nope, he's already poised his assertion of an invalid source on you. Pay the piper.
Joshua Ross
>mfw andlets getting BTFO in this thread
Carter Mitchell
>Prove it’s unreliable
This is The Verge's "research". THIS! This is what they link to!
Connor Rivera
>Huge ass screen
>4*5 grid
wtf
Austin Clark
I'm not a soyboy
Owen Myers
>retard has an inability to scroll down to where he can submit a name and email to get full research and response data
Lmaooooo
Bentley Baker
Reminder to report commercial spam.
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Daniel James
>status symbol
solidifies your status as a low IQ fag.
Elijah Sanchez
>"hurr durr I just spent 2X the money for X, I'm le so rich haha XD"
literally this
Grayson Roberts
Anything iOS is also a retard symbol, as no actual power user would cripple themselves with such restrictions.
Anthony Torres
lol
Owen Bell
Hmmm sorry kids the facts don’t line up with your reality
It’s the andrones that are dumb
Logan Hall
Nice synthol job you got there
Jaxon Price
>power user
Maximum cringe
Ryan Richardson
What iteration of this thread are we on, I've lost count.
James Hernandez
Nice doctored article, lets see some sources
Nathaniel Murphy
>ios user
David Bailey
Don't you ever get tired of spamming? What fuels you? Because if I had that kind of fuel I would spend it on making my right arm more muscular than my left one and publicly take photos at places like starbucks.
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Lucas Allen
>do you get tired of spamming
>spams
John Cook
This is a spam general, right?
We're just here to spam the same "poo" and "poor" generic aplel vs lagdroid/wangblows till the day we die, right.
Like for example the number one biggest thing I miss is being able to set default applications. On iOS when you click a URL you will always open it in Safari. When you click a mailto: URL you will always open it in the default mail app. iMessage will always be the default message app.
It's even more frustrating if you use site-specific apps too. Whenever I click a reddit URL on my Android device, it opens in my reddit app. On iOS it opens in Safari and I have to use the shitty mobile site, or have it open in safari and then do an additional step to share the URL with the reddit app to get what I wanted in the first place.
It is insanely inconvenient to use anything but the default applications on iOS, and if iOS doesn't have one you have to resort to wonky workarounds to get behavior that's standard on literally every other OS in the world.
Oliver Johnson
I remember this exact post.
I also remember you got btfo
Sebastian Nelson
I'm glad you noticed and here's why every apple user is a fucking retard:
>sees apple ads in TV about how user friendly macs are ("computers for the rest of us", aka for idiots)
>friends recommend apple products because they are apple users themselves
>"minimalistic" design appeals to the retard, he can't predict that the materials used are designed to be so flimsy to break, also ignores how other products are more ergonomic to use since those aren't just slabs of aluminium
>compares $2000 applel product to the only other laptops he's ever used: $300 walmart trash and is amazed how ""premium"" apple is
>begins to use mac OS and since it's a bit more user friendly he believes it's the greatest thing ever
>now stuck in the apple ecosystem, has to buy a new model every 3 years because some of the hardware broke (planned obsolescence)
>likely a dumb poorfag so he has to take a loan just to buy the fucking computers
>even recommends apple to friends and tries to justify his position with unrealistic claims ("muh special functions only apple has", "I have a higher status in society if people see my computer", "it just werks", "muh special application NEEDS mac OS")
>worst of all, he doesn't even notice how much he has been cucked
tl;dr macfags are fucking retarded
Ryan Richardson
>being THIS assblasted
Better reset your router shill, your ban is coming.
Samuel Murphy
this, poooooooooo XD
Hudson King
with all the improvements to multi tasking in iOS 11 i'd seriously be tempted to drop down the quid for a 12.9" iPad Pro if I had the money to spare. it's a REALLY fucking nice experience IMO.
Noah Nguyen
>best tablet
HAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT I FUCKING LOST IT INSTANTLY
HAHAHAHAH OF COURSE ITS THE BEST YOU FUCKING IDIOT, IT'S THE ONLY THING LEFT IN THAT DEADASS MARKET
oh my fuck, holy shit user thanks for the laugh you have a great night fucker
Nicholas Barnes
I'm too pour.
Sebastian Sanchez
Because I'm a straight white male with a girlfriend and an AR-15.
Lucas Watson
I am actually thinking of getting one, mostly for reading technical pdf documents in bed with in portrait mode with the lights off.
Should I get the black or white bezel version?
Parker Brown
Black bezel. Makes the bezel blend in better.
Lincoln Hernandez
Also, any recommendations on a case that has something like a strap on the back that will let me hold it from the back in portrait mode? I tried the pencil in the store and it seems a bit unbalanced trying to write on the ipad if I am holding it just on one side. Seems that it would be easier to do writing if my palm was held in place in the middle on the back.
Jace Adams
>Using an OS that's only capable of gimped web browsing and shitty no-functionality apps
what a meme
Kayden Sullivan
I have 3 use cases, none of which the iPad Pro fills:
>Serious processing/work/gaymen. I need the sort of performance only a desktop or luggable laptop can deliver for this. I choose a desktop for this, because a similarly powered laptop costs way more and if I get one powerful enough it'll be heavy enough I won't want to travel with it anyway.
>Light work/mobile/shitposting/casual browsing. Something less powerful that I can travel with, and optimally that is cheap enough that if it gets broken or stolen it's not really a great loss. This is what the iPad Pro has the best shot of filling. But I already have a shitty cheap ultraportable laptop that works fine, and $1000 is way too much to pay for something that does the same except is locked down, doesn't let me choose my OS, and doesn't even have normal files unless I hack it.
>Phone/communication/shitposting/looking things up quickly. Must be able to fit in my pocket and last all day under medium use. Smartphone, obviously.
Owen Gutierrez
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Wyatt Sanders
How do you even comfortably use that? I have a 8 inch tablet and I get hand and arm cramps from using it because it's so damn big.
Ryder Cox
>people ask for advice in android threads
>no one complains
>someone asks for advice in an iPad thread
>jealous poorfags complain a lot
Really makes me think.
Landon Cook
black shows prints
Carson Nelson
IDK, do they put an oleophobic coating on the screen like Samsung do on their high end phones? If they do, it doesn't take much more wiping than you get from putting a phone in and out if your pocket to get rid of all the prints and have a pristine screen again. Or at least that's what happens on my Samsung -- idk, I don't have any iOS devices.
Lincoln Kelly
>Reading comprehension
Soy makes the mind more feminine too?
Justin Smith
Too expensive. iPad 2017 is enough
Dylan Rivera
If it's only for reading PDF in bed get a pro ereader, your eyes will be better
Bentley Reed
Status symbols from best to worst:
>A job as a doctor
>a tailored suit
>a sports car
>a fancy watch
>...
>a mortgage in a white suburb
>two SUVs
>a Starbucks thermos
>a little league participation trophy
>...
>a diamond tooth
>Apple products
>a video game tattoo
>a fedora
Nathan Evans
Unfortunately my documents are large (a4/letter size) and I need to read a lot of coloured graphs.
Adam Jenkins
accurate
Benjamin Wright
My 3 year old samshit literally does even more stuff that the applel toy can't.
Jonathan Myers
>iPhone owners are childish and superficial
Checks out
Christopher Perry
Got a free one from my work, I only use it to play a few games. Gotta try a different browser for it because safari is not really to my liking. Wish Clover ran on this thing.
Gavin Kelly
nice try pajeet
Brandon Garcia
>Android
>That camera quality
Levi Hernandez
I've always noticed how awful 99% of iPhone pictures are. Is it because the camera sensors are that mediocre or are the users to braindead to change a few settings?
Cooper Thomas
Not portable enough and the screens too big and unwieldy for handheld use. I was considering getting one for the 120hz display, stylus compatibility and great music software on the store, but ultimately decided on waiting for the next Yoga 720 revision.
I think I'd prefer the 7-8inch/16:9 form factor in a tablet since its more conductive to the things I used my Nexus 7 for; reading books, manga and comics as well as watching content and light web browsing. Plus, something running android would be easier to use with my pirated media.
Chase Sullivan
They keyboard and form suck. SurfaceBook has the only good idea how to mix laptop with a tablet, sadly the product itself still sucks.
Hudson Reed
You can download any files on Safari? Not just image files.