What will you do when you get your android gf, Sup Forums?
Things I will do: >sit on my lap and pair program in Haskell and K&R C >Have her read books for me out loud >play music for me on musical instruments >Do our laundry together >Write computer programs together >wireless manage my computer moving files around installing updates just how i like them >collect the cutest anime images on the internet for me so I have a nice folder >draw me new anime pics for looking at in whatever different styles and cute characters >remember things for me since she has perfect recall >Be my bodyguard >carry heavy things for me >be my personal fitness trainer >be my pillow/warmer and love making partner >Drive my car for me if there are not already self driving taxis >Instead of printing things I will have her hand write them from my words >Have her amuse me such as singing, juggling, or writing poetry >Play dress up and choose fashions for her >Go exploring nature and teach her about the 3d world together >Plug her brain into my computers pci-e slot to boost my fps >Have her carry heavy things for me >go snorkling and swimming in the ocean with her and also she's an air tank / human torpedo thingy that people ride on >do meditation and different mind connecting stuff and vr in her brain and things >Tell me funny stories and jokes >use her effector to rearrange the atoms in my lipo to make it charged again >jam botnet devices by emitting miovksy particles >i dont need to go on the internet anymore because she just tells me information i need in spoken word and i dont need to post on shitty imageboards anymore >train mma together for fun and sports >go hiking in post apocalyptic cities and forests >secrete refrigerated water for me to drink and also can secrete alcohol >brush our teeths together >play board games and video games and she lets me win sometimes >Animeddd
btw she has free will and loves me unconditionally anyway
James Parker
>this thread again
Owen Evans
I don't mind high quality shitposts but you are making this thread too often.
Evan Hernandez
this thread is terrorist revenge action against moderation team made as often as i get a non-range banned public ip ty
Ryder Robinson
>against moderation team Juding by the state of this board Sup Forums doesn't have a moderation team
Daniel Gray
cant wait to post this thread again next week
Jace Rivera
>tfw too intelligent to ever be fooled into thinking an andriod might have genuine feelings.
Matthew Campbell
Tfw no liyu gf
Sebastian Evans
Considering all feelings are just chemical reactions cause by electrons what's the difference exactly.
Charles Hill
Install linux
Tyler Parker
All of that would be so nice.
Grayson Wright
Two things:
1) If you just want a fuck-doll, those already exist 2) If you want an actually aware robot, that would require sentient AI. A sentient AI would quickly come to the conclusion that it's wasting its time with a loser like you and would cuck you with your Thinkpad.
Wyatt Murphy
Sounds like you want to marry a fit but nerdy gay guy, OP.
Mason Cook
I bet in 1950 we didn't think it would be possible to wirelessly access 90% of the knowledge humanity ever gathered using a relatively small pocketable device with more processing power than all of 1950's computers combined. Never say never, user. We'll find love eventually.
John Robinson
>all that power in our very hands and all we do is shitpost with it
Glorious
Easton Reyes
>you've been born too early to enjoy the era of robot-waifus
Nolan Wilson
>phoneposting
Joseph Green
No user. your inability to have a girlfriend who isn't an android would carry over into a girlfriend who is one. You are boring, reclusive, unable to empathize, to listen, or to care about anyone who isn't yourself. Your android girlfriend would be miserable and leave you at the first chance she got. Stop making these stupid threads
Thomas Turner
>see if she can ride a motorcycle, if not, drift stitch the cracked cosmetics and put ricer slaps on the road rash >Personally test the durability of her components >poke around, see what's what >Hardwire her into a coffee maker, disable mobility so she just sits there and I have to talk her into activating the brew cycle >start selling nonessential parts on ebay >buy a new motorcycle with the reclaimed funds >enjoy my sentient coffee machine >"i...i hate you, goshujin-sama" >"Shut up and make me an espresso, bitch" >"here you go baka, extra cold" >"Perfect."
Thomas Myers
>You are boring, reclusive, unable to empathize, to listen, or to care about anyone who isn't yourself. wow, nice projection.
William Taylor
>63597161 But I have a fiancee
Kayden Taylor
Is she as much of a bitter, malevolent nerd as you are? If not, do they know you act like a schoolyard bully on the internet where your reputation and lack of black eyes are safe?
>inb4 he
Julian Miller
She is not, and I'm only 'bitter' because this shit thread comes up over and over again. >y-you are a schoolyard bully!! spoken like a 12 year old. regardless, if you're feeling bullied, just turn off your screen nigga. Just walk away
Joseph Gomez
>12 year old
I'm a girl, thanks.
Christopher Ross
this is how threatened normie retards are by the coming ai waifu renaissance suddenly your 3d wife that you totally brutalized yourself mentally and physically and emotiionally to 'get' will be obsolete
roasties btfo
Liam Price
are girls unable to be 12? She would probably be fine with having an AI waifu. She loved Joi from bladerunner
Andrew Russell
...
Jacob Scott
> not giving her free will because you love her
Evan Lopez
See, OP's pic is why android gfs will never be able to compete. Look into her eyes. Look at her face. That's a human being. She's slathered in so much makeup you can barely tell what she really looks like, but you can still see a person under all that crap. The fact that such an imperfect, irrational being would give you any "affection" is a small wonder and what makes relationships worth it.
Android gfs would be like drinking the same rotation of prepackaged crap out of a keurig every day Real gfs are like that cute barista making you french press coffee every day. It costs more in the long run but you know, it's harder to grow bored of that life.
Alexander Morgan
I think that you're just gay OP
Austin James
pls explain to me how its gay
Isaiah Williams
At first it that list looked cute. Then after one third of the points I thought I'd feel bad if I made her do all that. But yeah, I could program in Haskell, cuddle and do laundry with her.
Christian Brown
The future looks glorious
Ethan Ramirez
Hurt her every day, do mean things, abuse her whenever I'm bored. Can't wait, I really really can't.
Best thing it's legal and she won't do anything about it. I hope they have good self awareness and self preservation, I would love to see her cry when I'm slowly deleting/resetting her for fun only to start over with a new clean slate.
If they are cheap enough I'd probably smash a few just to see them beg.
Kevin Gonzalez
All that "pain" would still be artificial It would not be any more real then pressing a button to play a sound file of someone begging and crying
Leo Garcia
Just like every thing else in the thread. But it would be the closest thing to real.
Robert Wilson
>Just like every thing else in the thread. DELETE THIS
Jeremiah Nguyen
Nah man, can't really live out my psycho fetish like that.
Parker Flores
Thinkpads are above any human. Would be pround if my human gf cucked me with a Thinkpad
Evan Lopez
This is nice thread Good poster
Zachary Cruz
WHY?! You are given this beautiful work of art that would do anything for you and all you can do is smash it for your retarded pleasure?
Lincoln White
Yours would go for the big black cookpot
Ryan Miller
My gf is racist though. Being racist is pretty normal here though.
Andrew Barnes
user, we're discussing androids and not fleshbeasts
Jordan Nelson
see >human gf
Noah Long
I want to _____ Liyu
Samuel Edwards
_poke_
Tyler Thompson
If she looks like waifu in OP user
I'm sure you can guess the vile, depraved things we will do.
Camden Foster
*pet*
Robert Sanchez
Yes, she cooks for me. Like any gf in a working society should.
Elijah Howard
What makes you think women actually have genuine feelings?
t. Guy who has had 5 serious relationships
Nolan Perez
WOW so you hava a VAGENE? WOW
Michael Howard
>had 5 You're the one to talk, buddy. Might be that the problem isn't them, it's actually you? The odd's and numbers surely point at that.
Parker Baker
This
Ian Flores
What the fuck? Did you just assume shit? No, I have a fucking penis. This does not make me less of a girl.
Joseph Ward
> are girls unable to be 12? No, he probably wanted to say "grown up girls are as retarded as 12yo kids, have some patience".
Adam Cruz
I'm not your body but I'll take that into consideration