What will you do when you get your android gf, Sup Forums?

What will you do when you get your android gf, Sup Forums?

Things I will do:
>sit on my lap and pair program in Haskell and K&R C
>Have her read books for me out loud
>play music for me on musical instruments
>Do our laundry together
>Write computer programs together
>wireless manage my computer moving files around installing updates just how i like them
>collect the cutest anime images on the internet for me so I have a nice folder
>draw me new anime pics for looking at in whatever different styles and cute characters
>remember things for me since she has perfect recall
>Be my bodyguard
>carry heavy things for me
>be my personal fitness trainer
>be my pillow/warmer and love making partner
>Drive my car for me if there are not already self driving taxis
>Instead of printing things I will have her hand write them from my words
>Have her amuse me such as singing, juggling, or writing poetry
>Play dress up and choose fashions for her
>Go exploring nature and teach her about the 3d world together
>Plug her brain into my computers pci-e slot to boost my fps
>Have her carry heavy things for me
>go snorkling and swimming in the ocean with her and also she's an air tank / human torpedo thingy that people ride on
>do meditation and different mind connecting stuff and vr in her brain and things
>Tell me funny stories and jokes
>use her effector to rearrange the atoms in my lipo to make it charged again
>jam botnet devices by emitting miovksy particles
>i dont need to go on the internet anymore because she just tells me information i need in spoken word and i dont need to post on shitty imageboards anymore
>train mma together for fun and sports
>go hiking in post apocalyptic cities and forests
>secrete refrigerated water for me to drink and also can secrete alcohol
>brush our teeths together
>play board games and video games and she lets me win sometimes
>Animeddd

btw she has free will and loves me unconditionally anyway

>this thread again

I don't mind high quality shitposts but you are making this thread too often.

this thread is terrorist revenge action against moderation team made as often as i get a non-range banned public ip ty

>against moderation team
Juding by the state of this board Sup Forums doesn't have a moderation team

cant wait to post this thread again next week

>tfw too intelligent to ever be fooled into thinking an andriod might have genuine feelings.

Tfw no liyu gf

Considering all feelings are just chemical reactions cause by electrons what's the difference exactly.

Install linux

All of that would be so nice.

Two things:

1) If you just want a fuck-doll, those already exist
2) If you want an actually aware robot, that would require sentient AI. A sentient AI would quickly come to the conclusion that it's wasting its time with a loser like you and would cuck you with your Thinkpad.

Sounds like you want to marry a fit but nerdy gay guy, OP.

I bet in 1950 we didn't think it would be possible to wirelessly access 90% of the knowledge humanity ever gathered using a relatively small pocketable device with more processing power than all of 1950's computers combined.
Never say never, user. We'll find love eventually.

>all that power in our very hands and all we do is shitpost with it

Glorious

>you've been born too early to enjoy the era of robot-waifus

>phoneposting

No user. your inability to have a girlfriend who isn't an android would carry over into a girlfriend who is one. You are boring, reclusive, unable to empathize, to listen, or to care about anyone who isn't yourself. Your android girlfriend would be miserable and leave you at the first chance she got. Stop making these stupid threads

>see if she can ride a motorcycle, if not, drift stitch the cracked cosmetics and put ricer slaps on the road rash
>Personally test the durability of her components
>poke around, see what's what
>Hardwire her into a coffee maker, disable mobility so she just sits there and I have to talk her into activating the brew cycle
>start selling nonessential parts on ebay
>buy a new motorcycle with the reclaimed funds
>enjoy my sentient coffee machine
>"i...i hate you, goshujin-sama"
>"Shut up and make me an espresso, bitch"
>"here you go baka, extra cold"
>"Perfect."

>You are boring, reclusive, unable to empathize, to listen, or to care about anyone who isn't yourself.
wow, nice projection.

>63597161
But I have a fiancee

Is she as much of a bitter, malevolent nerd as you are? If not, do they know you act like a schoolyard bully on the internet where your reputation and lack of black eyes are safe?

>inb4 he

She is not, and I'm only 'bitter' because this shit thread comes up over and over again.
>y-you are a schoolyard bully!!
spoken like a 12 year old. regardless, if you're feeling bullied, just turn off your screen nigga. Just walk away

>12 year old

I'm a girl, thanks.

this is how threatened normie retards are by the coming ai waifu renaissance
suddenly your 3d wife that you totally brutalized yourself mentally and physically and emotiionally to 'get' will be obsolete

roasties btfo

are girls unable to be 12?
She would probably be fine with having an AI waifu. She loved Joi from bladerunner

...

> not giving her free will because you love her

See, OP's pic is why android gfs will never be able to compete. Look into her eyes. Look at her face. That's a human being. She's slathered in so much makeup you can barely tell what she really looks like, but you can still see a person under all that crap. The fact that such an imperfect, irrational being would give you any "affection" is a small wonder and what makes relationships worth it.

Android gfs would be like drinking the same rotation of prepackaged crap out of a keurig every day
Real gfs are like that cute barista making you french press coffee every day. It costs more in the long run but you know, it's harder to grow bored of that life.

I think that you're just gay OP

pls explain to me how its gay

At first it that list looked cute. Then after one third of the points I thought I'd feel bad if I made her do all that. But yeah, I could program in Haskell, cuddle and do laundry with her.

The future looks glorious

Hurt her every day, do mean things, abuse her whenever I'm bored.
Can't wait, I really really can't.

Best thing it's legal and she won't do anything about it.
I hope they have good self awareness and self preservation, I would love to see her cry when I'm slowly deleting/resetting her for fun only to start over with a new clean slate.

If they are cheap enough I'd probably smash a few just to see them beg.

All that "pain" would still be artificial
It would not be any more real then pressing a button to play a sound file of someone begging and crying

Just like every thing else in the thread.
But it would be the closest thing to real.

>Just like every thing else in the thread.
DELETE THIS

Nah man, can't really live out my psycho fetish like that.

Thinkpads are above any human. Would be pround if my human gf cucked me with a Thinkpad

This is nice thread
Good poster

WHY?!
You are given this beautiful work of art that would do anything for you and all you can do is smash it for your retarded pleasure?

Yours would go for the big black cookpot

My gf is racist though.
Being racist is pretty normal here though.

user, we're discussing androids and not fleshbeasts

see
>human gf

I want to _____ Liyu

_poke_

If she looks like waifu in OP user

I'm sure you can guess the vile, depraved things we will do.

*pet*

Yes, she cooks for me. Like any gf in a working society should.

What makes you think women actually have genuine feelings?

t. Guy who has had 5 serious relationships

WOW
so you hava a VAGENE? WOW

>had 5
You're the one to talk, buddy.
Might be that the problem isn't them, it's actually you? The odd's and numbers surely point at that.

This

What the fuck? Did you just assume shit?
No, I have a fucking penis. This does not make me less of a girl.

> are girls unable to be 12?
No, he probably wanted to say "grown up girls are as retarded as 12yo kids, have some patience".

I'm not your body but I'll take that into consideration