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british cartoons edition

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>thinking the janny will let this stay

essex

arthur belongs to AMERICA

he watches

THE COMPLETE EMASCULATION OF THE JANNY

Jenna

>implying janny has any real power

what book should I start tonight lads?

based janny

I guess he's on his hot pocket brake

Manifesto

>current year
>baiting the guy who can delete your threads and report you for banning

cara 2bh lads

What's a good excuse to get out of a work's night out? I agreed to it under pressure but don't want to go because I have no friends at work at all and just want to go home on a Friday after work to get benz'd out my nut and forget my existence.

Fuck off cuck

>Hollywood is making a film about the secret 'black' scientists behind NASA
>turns out she was fucking 1/16th black.

>brake

love this meme, mind if I post it to reddit?

alri janny

just go

>all those rubbish pamphlets
>no The Kapitalism

The makeup bottles

Why would they invite you if they didn't want you there

>il faisait sans saliare

TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT ALEX SHORES

just b urself bro ! b confident bro !

maybe it would be a good opportunity to make some friends at work

just get off your nut and so some mad shit and gain their acceptance as a proper madman

>Hollywood is making a film about the secret 'black' scientists behind NASA
sounds like bullshit but i believe it

this 2bh

>if you can make them laugh you're in fo sho

Honestly love doing this.

The feeling of making a girl piss herself laughing in a giggle fit- sometimes at a joke you didn't even intend to be that funny, is one of the best feels around. Up there with cumming inside a girl imo

has the power to keep deleting your shit threads degen

Thank you to whoever came to last weeks movie night

This is your last chance to vote on John Travolta week so get your votes in before midnight when the poll closes

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Happy voting

>just found out Thailand and Taiwan are different countries

>are there in any qts going? you should get drunk and chat one up

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Do they even read these books or do they just take pictures of the books?

they weren't scientists they were computers, not saying its an easy job, just different.

Are some umbrellas designed not to click in place when opened all the way? I bought a pretty expensive umbrella and it doesn't even seem to have an option to click into place. I don't get it. It's the first umbrella I've bought that isn't some cheap £5 piece of shit

did he off himself?

That's me fucked then

Are you sure you're opening it right?

>Hollywood produces films that are nothing like real life

More news at 10

then they're making a film about black computers in nasa?

reckon the janny is a brit who wants to be here and does the janny shit on the side, or is he a jf who is forced to be here by chinkmoot?

backstory?

What town/city in Britain has the best train station?

Christ, imagine that death mask

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>sometimes at a joke you didn't even intend to be that funny, is one of the best feels around
is bretty great desu
sometimes even a kind of sarcastic offhand comment that you didn't think was very funny can have a bird in stitches

If a car wheel goes over your foot very quickly, would it hurt?

Liverpool Street Station in London

have you ever shagged a bird while eating a greggs steak bake and spilling all the crumbs down her arse crack?

why is the janny so inconsistant

doubt it

p much

but they are black
and women
and its liek the 70s

gunna be a harrowing tale.

London has the biggest, most expensive and nicest train stations

yes

Ah-ha yes
Doctors and Engineers aren't bourgeoisie because dey good bois

better call Lenin and tell him that before he purges all dem poor professionals who dindu nuffin.
Bourgeoisie are not the upper class, they are the educated capitalist class, the middle class.

no you're not in fact a prole if you went to university and got a STEM degree, that's why "useful bourgeois" in Russia were purged after Soviet run academies of sciences were set up.

I'm in me mum's caah!

>mfw Redditors in denial about Corbyn leading Labour to a 100+ Tory majority in 2020

The bourgeoisie vs proletariat is a relation to capital not how much you earn, how hard your job is or what you wear leafnigger

read Marx

>supposed to call 4 people back at work today
>called back 0

Four perfectly nice customers who were expecting a call back from me, and I let them down, wasted their time, disappointed them due to my incompetence.

Not sure I am cut out for this job.

st pancras, london. all other stations are shit tier in comparison.

yes
liverpool mentioned
inconsistent*

London

Also there are a thousand more stations than that

>tankies

literally never masturbated while thinking about a specific person I'm addicted to internet porn and can't get off any other way

I support Corbyn because I want to see a Tory supermajority.

Yeah. It's a spring umbrella where you press a button and it automatically opens. Press the button again and it closes while still raised.

Is that an intentional design? Does it cope better with wind or something?

starting to think theres 2 desu, sometimes he just deleted kpop stuff and at other times everything gets deleted
maybe its just his anger meter filling up

Iwan

did you forget?

>Just got over forgetting about my oneitis whom I haven't spoken to in a year
>Notification comes up on LinkedIn saying that she viewed my profile
Cheers

Lads I sit across from a girl at work and she literally always plays with her fucking hair.

She always twizzles it or runs her fingers through it etc.

Do you think she wants the D?

no

t. happened to me and it didnt hurt

>mfw labour is crumbling before us

tfw in a one-on-one fist fight I could kill every one of you

The Tories are going to win no matter who leads Labour

wonder if my milf coworker did
she called me a big strong man the other day

Yes lad. She'll deny it, beg you to stopand shit like that, but she twirled her hair at you so subconsciously she is desperate for your cock.

Go out and give it to her, no matter what

There are waaayy too many medals at the olympics. handed out like sweeties. makes it seem worthless. should be like a world cup medal - lucky to get one

What exactly do you even do? 4 calls sounds like fucking nothing

what do you think

humour is essentially the GOAT trait to have if you're not an athletic tall Chad

Christopher Hitchens, fedora he may be, explains this phenomenon brilliantly: youtube.com/watch?v=I7izJggqCoA

h-haha hey mate yeah its fine you can have my seat haha

Doubt it

Sounds pretty fancy lad
Don't know how it copes with wind, it never rains in SoCal

>buy new case for phone
>fuck up screen protector
>bubbles everywhere
>try to reapply
>dust gets stuck to protector
Think I'm just going to risk going without protection.

Why didn't you stop, look and listen you silly twat?

unironically huddersfield

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>....he may be,
this is a very fedora phrase btw

would love to get pushed down by you lot and gang banged

don't be silly wrap your

*sits in armchair, opens Daily Mirror and examines it*

Bloody Tories!

yeah i feel more pathetic masturbating to the thought of a person I know irl so I tend not to

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Nah I knew I had to do them but for each call back I had to make a call out to a different place to get information. Those outbound calls take fucking ages and you can easily be in a call queue for 10 minutes and get nowhere.

Meanwhile inbound calls are constantly piling up and you're taking a bollocking from your team leader who's entire life revolves around keeping the call queue as low as possible so you're being told to keep outbound calls to a minimum.

Then 17:00 rolls around, you've still got a load of shit to do and you just think fuck it; I'll let tomorrow-me deal with it.