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1.cunt
2.with which hand do you wipe your ass with?

best gif for months.

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I'm not uncivilized mudface, so I don't wipe my ass, I wash it with water.
What is your excuse to destroy forests by wiping your ass with toilet paper?

is that a rhetorical question?

No, it was a straight question for everybody who wipes their asses with forests.

*to everybody

acciording to this pappyrys forests grow back . fug off hippy

What if you get shit on your face, do you just wipe it away with a piece of paper?

It's funny because if you use water to wipe then you are not straight

funny, pretty sure everyone wipes with toilet paper, do you use the left hand to scrape the shit from the right hand?
I wipe with recycled paper

I dont wipe my ass, I clean it with water and soap everytime

Wiping with paper is dirty business for uncivilized barbarians. You can't prove me wrong.

autist

Right

He's cultured unlike you bratwurst-eating diarrhea machine.

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What?

I bet you lick your hand clean after wiping your ass.

Left hand
Three pieces folded neatly
Wipe with the length of the paper parallel to crack

Right

>not using a wiping tool

is the rest of the world even trying ?

Knowing that I will get 5 different DESIGNATED replies, I still want to say this:
Why don't americans use bidets, washing your asshole with water is the only way to not have a crusty butthole.

pajeet my son

>Three
>Not four

Occasionally using my right hand after standing up from the loo then switch to the left hand for each wipe

I continue this procedure seeing less and less fecal on the papers until it entirely disappears

Also I try to fill the swallow-hole with paper as much as I can

Are we talking two or three ply?

how many times have you clogged the toilet?

Joke is on you, I have autism

Thanks finland, you are my favorite country

None since we have a pretty good pipe system for over a decade or so

>having such a poor diet that you need to wipe

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t. leftie

>healthy diet
>shits teflon

Wha'eva Terry

You have been misguided. Go right now, to /fat/, i mean /fit/ and tell them that you are a manlet in need of an ambulance.
Also, for me, tell that that balls dont grow in no gym