/cum/ - Canada, USA and Mexico

Alex Shores edition

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first for Asian toes on my DIAMOND hard cock

what a bony ass

It's raining, there's gentle thunder, it's night, I'm under a cozy blanket drinking tea, and I have a day off tomorrow

This is so nice u guys

So when is she coming?

who cares lol
it's all in the toes

I don't think you're supposed to post vaginas on int

Woah who is this

Sam Hyde from MillionDollarExtreme

Explain this alex shores meme

Alex Shores is in charge

>Explain this alex shores meme

I think you more have yellow fever than a foot fetish. You never post white feet.

Who cares about yellow or white feet stop posting that shit.

>Alex Shores is in charge

can I see your brown feet?

Nah

I though you were the mex that likes feet. Must be another faggot.

There is 1 mexico poster and 1 canadian poster who are always bros to me

makes me sad that we will never be close friends because of the nature of this website

I will be your friend

this is a picture of my town

me in the car

>when somebody doesn't know who alex shores is

how far from your house is the next 7eleven?

>California get's burned and Louisiana flooded
wew lad

4.6 miles

>Mexico gets beheaded
Wew lad

STOP POSTING THIS PICTURE

nothing of value was lost

>le old meme
wew lad

who?

no

Alex Shores, official president of /cum/

>he doesn't know Alex Shores

>that kid in school that sequence broke during freshman year and skipped to graduation day

There, I fixed it

>it's a "le thread wars xD" episode

You guys really need to chill out, wait for bump limit and then declare you're gonna make a new thread. There doesn't need to be 3 competing /cum/ threads in the fucking catalog at all times.

i dont

sorry mom

Interesting layout

I remember when there was like 10 threads kek

Only Southern California

Clearlake fire is contained

Literally posted mine and told people to wait for bump limit, there was no competition and I posted the link before anybody else

yeah but those threads kill the swedish dyke

>10
It was over 40

why is my state purple

>when you see alex shores

>when you meet alex shores

who /illegal immigrant/ here?
>tfw illegal
>no money
>living with 3 men in the small room
>nothing to eat
>can`t find a work
what do?
btw what do you think can i find anyone to fictious marriage? how much will it cost you know?
maybe i can find any nig, they have citizenship but they are poor...

>what do?
probably go back to mexico so you don't have to do all those things

Want to get no mans sky but I have no weed so I know I wouldn't enjoy it...

No Man's Sky is terrible
Do u want me to provide detail

I like exploration games, but only when I smoke weed.

Like running around MMOs just to discover new things, or running around minecraft just to find cool random places.

If it does those things then it would be a fun game- IF I had weed, but i don't.

Okay, so take Minecraft, right

In Minecraft, you keep going and new biomes become made and all feels new

In No Frames Sky, the land is repetetive and soulless. Absolutely nothing cool to see

I played GTA Vice City once when I was high too.

why so rude(( people dont choose in which country they will born

how is that rude? You sound like you legitimately have a better life in mexico.

if you're an illegal then you weren't born here to begin with...

Sounds like something I would have to experience to gain a hate for honestly, but I really appreciate your concern.

If I buy it, itll probably be in like a year when I have a new weed dealer and its half price

me too thanks~

Hehe my thread is superior

Alex Shores here AMA

Really makes u think

Thread theme
youtu.be/nx05n-CqG6g

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black girls are best girls desu

they're underrated

for hanging

BAD THEME

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passed my boating test today

I'm absolutely certain that personal experience and every black man can tell you otherwise, dumb monkey fucker.

Return to your country and try to immigrate legally, or stop being a worthless shitsack and try to improve your country.

REAL THREAD THEME

youtube.com/watch?v=hrSVCh7wEK0

What do you have to do?

My uncle let me drive his boat when I was like 12 years old

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>I'm absolutely certain that personal experience and every black man can tell you otherwise, dumb monkey fucker.

youtube.com/watch?v=SZNbabKjKpA
actual thread theme here, nice try prankster

Gay?

>listening to video game OSTs
lol

Go for it if you want mate, enjoy your statistical likelihood of getting HIV and probable hearing loss.

>your teams commentators will never talk about memes while commentating a game

Why aren't you a boston sports fan yet?

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Your sister is a beauty when she's naked

so was your mum last night haha

My sister actually is beautiful, I met her for the first time a few years ago

She's pretty normie though so I don't talk with her often

>White guys
Am I right, fellas?

Is this mexican-american food?

>Go for it if you want mate, enjoy your statistical >likelihood of getting HIV and probable hearing loss.

>I met her for the first time a few years ago
what

Over the weekend we had some family over and so me and my sister shared my room in the basement for a few days. The second night she insisted that she sleep in my bed with me because my couch is uncomftorble. But when she got in bed she told me she wanted to sleep naked, I thought she was joking but then she took off her underwear! I was shocked and of course I saw her naked. Then she wanted me to get naked too. I told her no but she kept nagimg me and sayin I am. So she too off my clothes. She didn't say alot but wanted to touch my penis. I think it was the first time she seen a boy naked. we finally went to sleep. We slept together one more night. Now my parents are out of town with my family. But last night my sister slept with me again naked and this time she gave me a hand job and wanted me to touch her. Now I don't no what to do or say. She's my sister and I think she's just curious. Tonight she's at a friends but my rents are gone 3 more nights. Please help, and don't just say your gross because I need real help.

my (You) to post ratio ITT is ridiculous buds

>applying to school in super white state
>"how will you contribute to diversity"
2 easy heh.

cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/chinese-immigration-canada-china-1.3725202

She's a half sister, until about a year ago when my father was on his death bed I had never met 2 of my sisters and 1 of my brothers (still never met 1 of my brothers).

My father actually legally got custody of them when they were children, but their crazy mother abducted them and drove across the country to hide from him. She obviously told them something else so they hate him now, and he told me never to tell them the truth, but yeah that's the story.

I'm kind of thankful because I wouldn't exist if she didn't

my dog got in the shower with me

while she's sleeping run over to her phone and mess around on her club penguin account

the accordion is the best instrument

Here's another my bud

Hopefully you aren't that danged Alex Shores though

i've got a half brother desu
he's half korean

Olympic swim daddies

Neat, have you met him? Are you white or what?

To hell with the faggots, where's that feetposting Kraut?

commit suicide