>civilization? european >democracy? european >freedom european >modern medicine? european >philosophy? european >television? european >industrialization? european >engines? european >the web? european >computers? european >modern science? european >cars? european >aviation? european >helicopters? european >rockets? european >firearms? european >capitalism? european >trains? european >museums? european >cameras? european >classical music? european >telephones? european >clocks? >pianos, guitars, violins, saxophones, trumpets, flutes,...? european >submarines? european >colonialism? european
i could go on and on and on but you get the point... it's obviously pretty embarrassing for the rest of the world, to paraphrase a great man: businessmen don't wear kimonos, skyscrapers are not the shape of pagodas, doors don't slides and people don't eat with chopsticks for a reason. but when you really think about it it's pretty embarrassing for americans too, they've been around since 1776 yet none of these were invented by americans...
Evan Reed
>why can't americans invent anything? Europeans couldnt even make a rocking chair.
Ian Ward
your autism?
european
Wyatt Bell
>U-USA number 1! f-fuck communism right guys?
Nicholas White
Gas yourself like You don't have to be an americuck to hate commies
Jayden James
Yes.
Connor Martin
Half of those things were done by China or India first.
Dominic Bailey
literally which?
Dylan Wright
>old inventions >european instead of american Gee I wonder why
Joshua Gonzalez
Firearms, classical music, clocks, musical instruments, colonialism, rockets, and philosophy is from Egypt.
Landon Powell
>there's a McDonalds in every city in Vietnam >implying we aren't the real winners
Jace Martinez
How does one invent philosophy?
Sebastian Brown
>Freedom American >Burger American >Pizza American >Oxygen American >Coca cola American >Music American
Easton Flores
dog bless
Joshua Brown
>life American >liberty American >happiness American >Freedom American >burger Burger >McDonald's American >money American >literally fucking everything American
Charles Price
We take your innovations and perfect them
Wyatt Bennett
Reminder that "belgians" are not real, and their country is a ruse
Kevin Morgan
>triggered brownie: the post
all of these are european tyrone, the only thing on the list that isn't really european is civilization
Cameron Hernandez
America (god bless) even created the moon so we can have some light at night. And people dare saying America isn't #1...
Nathaniel Cooper
...
Sebastian Cox
Don't let Americans bully you The moon landings were your achievements and yours alone
Caleb Miller
Nope all of them are from China or India.
While Europeans were living in little shit huts China was a glorious empire.
Even the Greeks admit philosophy came from the Egyptians.
Blake Johnson
best allies
John Bailey
>all of these are european Whatever helps you sleep at night...
Brayden Harris
...
Jaxon Nelson
prove they're not and prove you're not brown
James Murphy
I had no idea Europe was a country OP. At last I truly see.
Michael Ross
>prove they're not Common sense. >prove you're not brown I capitalize the beginning of my sentences.
Anthony Ortiz
i'm obviously referring to actual firearms, rockets, clocks and instruments, not sticks with black powder, carved stone and boards with strings. classical music is european, colonialism is european, and again, if we're not talking about the shittiest most primitive version of those things, basically a relevant version, philosophy and even civilization are european
Ayden Fisher
>hurr Americans are so dumb Then why do they economically, politically, culturally, and militarily dominate your little bitch ass? Why do they control your media, your economy, your society, your country? Why does your country earn less Nobel Prizes than mine, why does your country have fewer intellectual achievements than mine, why does your country rely on mine for scientific advancement, why are your universities significantly worse than mine, why do you personally rely on American artistic geniuses to entertain you?
I'm an American and I have an IQ of 139. Statistically speaking, there's a 98% chance that you are stupider than me. There's a 100% that you attend a school that's less rigorous, prestigious, and intellectual than mine, and there's 200% chance that you're sucking my fat intellectually superior American cock because you're browsing my nation's image board right now you culturally inferior retard cuck
Next time you call an American stupid just remember that there's virtually MILLIONS that you are subordinate too because they are smarter and more powerful than you, pig. Say thank you and respect your superiors
Nicholas Gutierrez
Is this pasta?
Ryder Reyes
i hope so, that was pretty cringy
Angel Miller
>philosophy and even civilization are european What is Sumer? Keep sucking your dick though, it's funny how deluded you are.
Jonathan Harris
yeah that americlap Von Braun certainly showed those yuropoors right????
Evan Collins
>hurr Americans are so dumb Then why do they economically, politically, culturally, and militarily dominate your little bitch ass? Why do they control your media, your economy, your society, your country? Why does your country earn less Nobel Prizes than mine, why does your country have fewer intellectual achievements than mine, why does your country rely on mine for scientific advancement, why are your universities significantly worse than mine, why do you personally rely on American artistic geniuses to entertain you?
I'm an American and I have an IQ of 139. Statistically speaking, there's a 98% chance that you are stupider than me. There's a 100% that you attend a school that's less rigorous, prestigious, and intellectual than mine, and there's 200% chance that you're sucking my fat intellectually superior American cock because you're browsing my nation's image board right now you culturally inferior retard cuck
Next time you call an American stupid just remember that there's virtually MILLIONS that you are subordinate too because they are smarter and more powerful than you, pig. Say thank you and respect your superiors
Noah Parker
ooooh saay can you seeee
Elijah Lewis
there's no way you'd be this mad if you were white
>not talking about the shittiest most primitive version of those things, basically a relevant version
maybe civilization isn't european but philosophy is greek, it's not sumerian, it's not phoenician, it's not egyptian
