No Colombian gf

>no Colombian gf

I know that fucking feel.

m-more?

;_;

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>tfw she will probably give birth to niglets

hnnnnggg

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>no subhuman gf
Thanks Lucifer.

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Animale knows

>why even live

iktf

Colombian drugs > moroccan grass

Is this supposed to be news ..?

know what?

> I've had 3
Not a fan to be honest

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>tfw colombian gf
Feels good

sure thing lad. Keep fapping to that picture

whose gf you are

Dude you live in Spain, your women look like that already.

Waitttt, are you from Morocco? hajajahahajahahaha

yeah

hahjajhajahhja

No

Are they as vapid and terrible as they're made out to be by Colombians in the US?

Yes

I heard most people are 8/10 + in colombia and the rest are 3/10, so if you are below that you are fucked except for prositutes. True?

Colombian grills are not the same than spanish grills, lad

Yes. And they're not hot like these niggers want you to believe

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I obviously won't post her

Not really, Colombia just has a lot of self-haters and european dickriders, don't believe what anyone tells you about Colombia

>I heard most people are 8/10 + in colombia and the rest are 3/10
wew lad. The verage girl is 3.5/10. All these people are just cherrypicking

HAH, I have a Colombian wife

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wow

She's qt.

Too bad she'll age like milk though.

Are you trying to make us not want Colombian gfs? Because it's working...

it's true

fuck off fag. You know that only 1 or 2 girls out of 10 on the street look decent, the rest are below average

t. just doesn't want me to have a shakira gf

HIGHTEST. yes most girls look like thaat

no, I'm speaking the truth. Sometimes I feel the urge to throw up when I see some girls. I wish they had finer features

If you're walking downtown where only poor/old people walk around obviously, have you ever gone to a club? Or a university? Or where young people walk around? Oh no, wait, you're a just a self-hater beta, of course you don't know about those places

Excelent thread.

I fucking wish.

I'd rather have a Spanish or Czech gf desu.

>tfw colombian and no colombian gf
Kill me alreade ;__;

>tfw no Carmen Villalobos waifu

Sin Senos No Hay Paraiso was the best show desu

Weird combination

What do they look like then?

pic related is a 5/10 fyi, typical goldigger that things she's unique but is in fact dumb as hell

Basically like this. Etheir very morocha or very white.

No african or amerindian admixture, like italians.

On average less chinky and less "round" in form. Also unironically whiter.

But I'm sure you (and me) can cherrypick girls from each country who look like they're from the other country. They're both pretty varied and have shared history.

As far as looks, even "white" colombian girls use to have a little bit more chinky eyes, very dark eyes and very dark hair
Personality wise, i guess it's close, but i don't know too many spanish girls

>that's a "5" in Colombia

Wtf I love Colombia now

>Senos
That sounds weird, the original name had "tetas"

We're getting the sequel next month it is called con tetas si hay paraiso. idk if it will air in PR as well soon

Yeh buddy. Thanks to your country for gifting me this gorgeous piece of ass

That's bullshit honestly, she's more like a 7 or a 6

make sure to make your kids colombo-canadians so they have both nationalities

Telemundo uses "Senos" because it's more proper.

Yes, she is to me the most perfect woman in the world. I want to pull a Nicky Jam and study in Colombia to get a qt Colombian gf.

she looks good from behind phamalam. Congrats, you're the reason why colombian grills don't fuck with colombian men :( We're cucked as hell

the fact shes colombian/latina boosts her to like 7 or 8

what about spanish/egyptian

hahahahahahahahaha

yeah Nicky, J alvarez and Ñejo have a second house in Medallo

man, lokk those eyes out of orbit. Fucking anglos like weird stuff

>Ñejo

Damm I haven't heard that name in a long time, lucky them.

Can't be unseen

That just means that you like taned med girls, and those two are popular well known countries so it's normal that they come to your mind.

Average spanish grill

I forgot the pic

Te has olvidado de la foto.

This is why your women cuck you with westeners

>Second house
It's not a second house, they fucking live here, i even know a guy who is Ñejo's cousin

Literally undistinguishable from a Paki or a southern turkish gal

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>she's more like a 7 or a 6
Wtf, I love Colombia now.

there are precisely 0 (zero) things wrong with her eyes

one of my friends is that, shes really hot, probably why I've got a thing for spanish girls now
shes not too tanned, legs and arms are kinda light, but she does tan easily and quickly

Yes Nicky was living here, but I think he recently moved to Monterrey or Mexico City because he's recording a show with Comedy Central

Mas o menos si, tampoco se aprecia mucho la foto.

>those eyes
>average

Eres el español? The spanish Average is like that lad, is not ugly but is Ok

What about the fact that they're BLACK as fuck. terrifying stuff. I have never seen anyone with black eyes until now

Si es te refieres a alguien de lat no soy yo. Ya se como es la media espanola cojones.

>shes not too tanned, legs and arms are kinda light, but she does tan easily and quickly

That's how most spaniards work

>I have never seen anyone with black eyes until now
You're just saying nonsense, go cry somewhere else

That's hot tho

she's half spanish half egyptian and her dad is not that light

Still, that is how we work. Most of the mediterranean works that way.

She's a 3 in Spain
She's a 4 in the US
She's a 4 in the UK

t. i fucking hate myself pls let me suck your white cock

Spaniards think that south america is like Bolivia..


Full native blood is disgusting, and i am sorry if you are native

Classic shit tasted south american

The other day I was running in the park and saw this. I took out my phone and took a cheeky picture

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should I marry my Colombian gf someday pls help she keeps asking

No unless you're absolutely sure she's not after your properties belongings etc...