>no Colombian gf
No Colombian gf
I know that fucking feel.
m-more?
;_;
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>tfw she will probably give birth to niglets
hnnnnggg
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>no subhuman gf
Thanks Lucifer.
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Animale knows
>why even live
iktf
Colombian drugs > moroccan grass
Is this supposed to be news ..?
know what?
> I've had 3
Not a fan to be honest
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>tfw colombian gf
Feels good
sure thing lad. Keep fapping to that picture
whose gf you are
Dude you live in Spain, your women look like that already.
Waitttt, are you from Morocco? hajajahahajahahaha
yeah
hahjajhajahhja
No
Are they as vapid and terrible as they're made out to be by Colombians in the US?
Yes
I heard most people are 8/10 + in colombia and the rest are 3/10, so if you are below that you are fucked except for prositutes. True?
Colombian grills are not the same than spanish grills, lad
Yes. And they're not hot like these niggers want you to believe
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I obviously won't post her
Not really, Colombia just has a lot of self-haters and european dickriders, don't believe what anyone tells you about Colombia
>I heard most people are 8/10 + in colombia and the rest are 3/10
wew lad. The verage girl is 3.5/10. All these people are just cherrypicking
HAH, I have a Colombian wife
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wow
She's qt.
Too bad she'll age like milk though.
Are you trying to make us not want Colombian gfs? Because it's working...
it's true
fuck off fag. You know that only 1 or 2 girls out of 10 on the street look decent, the rest are below average
t. just doesn't want me to have a shakira gf
HIGHTEST. yes most girls look like thaat
no, I'm speaking the truth. Sometimes I feel the urge to throw up when I see some girls. I wish they had finer features
If you're walking downtown where only poor/old people walk around obviously, have you ever gone to a club? Or a university? Or where young people walk around? Oh no, wait, you're a just a self-hater beta, of course you don't know about those places
Excelent thread.
I fucking wish.
I'd rather have a Spanish or Czech gf desu.
>tfw colombian and no colombian gf
Kill me alreade ;__;
>tfw no Carmen Villalobos waifu
Sin Senos No Hay Paraiso was the best show desu
Weird combination
What do they look like then?
pic related is a 5/10 fyi, typical goldigger that things she's unique but is in fact dumb as hell
Basically like this. Etheir very morocha or very white.
No african or amerindian admixture, like italians.
On average less chinky and less "round" in form. Also unironically whiter.
But I'm sure you (and me) can cherrypick girls from each country who look like they're from the other country. They're both pretty varied and have shared history.
As far as looks, even "white" colombian girls use to have a little bit more chinky eyes, very dark eyes and very dark hair
Personality wise, i guess it's close, but i don't know too many spanish girls
>that's a "5" in Colombia
Wtf I love Colombia now
>Senos
That sounds weird, the original name had "tetas"
We're getting the sequel next month it is called con tetas si hay paraiso. idk if it will air in PR as well soon
Yeh buddy. Thanks to your country for gifting me this gorgeous piece of ass
That's bullshit honestly, she's more like a 7 or a 6
make sure to make your kids colombo-canadians so they have both nationalities
Telemundo uses "Senos" because it's more proper.
Yes, she is to me the most perfect woman in the world. I want to pull a Nicky Jam and study in Colombia to get a qt Colombian gf.
she looks good from behind phamalam. Congrats, you're the reason why colombian grills don't fuck with colombian men :( We're cucked as hell
the fact shes colombian/latina boosts her to like 7 or 8
what about spanish/egyptian
hahahahahahahahaha
yeah Nicky, J alvarez and Ñejo have a second house in Medallo
man, lokk those eyes out of orbit. Fucking anglos like weird stuff
>Ñejo
Damm I haven't heard that name in a long time, lucky them.
Can't be unseen
That just means that you like taned med girls, and those two are popular well known countries so it's normal that they come to your mind.
Average spanish grill
I forgot the pic
Te has olvidado de la foto.
This is why your women cuck you with westeners
>Second house
It's not a second house, they fucking live here, i even know a guy who is Ñejo's cousin
Literally undistinguishable from a Paki or a southern turkish gal
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>she's more like a 7 or a 6
Wtf, I love Colombia now.
there are precisely 0 (zero) things wrong with her eyes
one of my friends is that, shes really hot, probably why I've got a thing for spanish girls now
shes not too tanned, legs and arms are kinda light, but she does tan easily and quickly
Yes Nicky was living here, but I think he recently moved to Monterrey or Mexico City because he's recording a show with Comedy Central
Mas o menos si, tampoco se aprecia mucho la foto.
>those eyes
>average
Eres el español? The spanish Average is like that lad, is not ugly but is Ok
What about the fact that they're BLACK as fuck. terrifying stuff. I have never seen anyone with black eyes until now
Si es te refieres a alguien de lat no soy yo. Ya se como es la media espanola cojones.
>shes not too tanned, legs and arms are kinda light, but she does tan easily and quickly
That's how most spaniards work
>I have never seen anyone with black eyes until now
You're just saying nonsense, go cry somewhere else
That's hot tho
she's half spanish half egyptian and her dad is not that light
Still, that is how we work. Most of the mediterranean works that way.
She's a 3 in Spain
She's a 4 in the US
She's a 4 in the UK
t. i fucking hate myself pls let me suck your white cock
Spaniards think that south america is like Bolivia..
Full native blood is disgusting, and i am sorry if you are native
Classic shit tasted south american
The other day I was running in the park and saw this. I took out my phone and took a cheeky picture
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should I marry my Colombian gf someday pls help she keeps asking
No unless you're absolutely sure she's not after your properties belongings etc...