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Your man?

Not a fan

xth for alex shores

balaclava man appreciation edition

Official beer of /cum/ and depressed people everywhere.

>I think your man was finally banned

me on the far left

Do you go to the gym /cum/?

Thread theme

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Go back to watching NGE for the first time faggot

me with the monkey

No I work out at home because I don't want to get ringworm

dont have the means to afford a workout diet

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I have weights at home, I can bench 280

>you need to diet to work out

stop this meme

already seen it once

my man

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>I have weights at home, I can bench 280

I bet literally everyone here could beat the ever loving fuck out of your man irl

Just got back from the gym. Have a love/hate relationship with it desu

no, I need food to sustain the immense hunger after a workout. I cant afford all of the necessities, and the Dining Commons """"food""""" is inedible

Alex Shores could beat the ever loving fuck out of your man

hunger is good for your will though

Yeah you watched it for the first time a month ago, who could forget your awful posts talking about it

Alex Shores here, AMA

a kindergartner could beat him up

hunger isnt good for skellingtons

My fellow Americans, I would just like to thank all of you for being here. I officially nominated Hillary Clinton back in April because I know under her leadership we can accomplish a loving society that will work together to build a future to believe in. The Republicans are trying to turn the American people against each other. We cannot let them ruin our core American values.

*rocks down to electric avenue*

What did he mean by this

This isn't me, duck off faker

I'm a big for you

>duck

Stupid phone poster.

watching shinsekai yori now
p. good senpai

Guarantee This to be true.
He's extra tired working double-duty under swedish flag.

*takes it higher*

panda

Good taste.

Need to do something about my tiny cock

Find a girl with a tiny bagina

IMPORTANT poll, VERY ebin
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i dont get why you think im insecure about my cock lad
at least i didnt cut half of it off like everyone ITT

*devours feces* no question
that guy is crazy

Vote Democrat in November and I'll put $1.5 million in research for your cause

>brother started smoking
>when I told him he I didn't like it he got really mad and yelled at me
>tfw I just love him
Wish I could do something but I guess it's his choice

>your man
>1 vote
XD

break his fingers until he quits

My phimosis isn't helping it's lack of girth

Tell him to vape

Yeah. It's too crowded which is annoying, and not enough whites and young women.

Are you endorsing Hillary?

business idea: exploit underdeveloped african countries for their resources

t. butthurt scabdick jew

Sold

Gyms suck.

Biking to work is the best of both worlds if you live a reasonable distance from work.

>Biking to work
nu-male detected

Going to be honest lads

Not liking this impersonator

>exploit underdeveloped african countries for their resources
US history summed up in one sentence

we didn't colonize africa bud, that was the europeans

There is nothing wrong with exploiting niggers and the land they neglected right under thier feet 2bh

Hvad?

my man? absolutely not

ridiculously violent rainstorm just blew thru my area and rainwater leaked through the walls into my kitchen, knocking out some of the electrical with it. how aggressively should I park my fist up my landlady's ass tomorrow?

>crackapologetics
>crackers will defend this

Death to America and hail to Florida

business idea: select a minority group, and turn the rest of the population against them

What'd you say?

best post itt

This is correct.
Need to do some upper-body work at home, then you're golden.

I'm not apologizing for anything, I'm quite proud of how much we dominate Africa 2bh. Tough shit for them

So you arent the cool Faroe poster your just the fedora cuck, might as well have a Swedish flag.

wow rude

Posting in between sets right now actually

business Idea: train russian soldiers and african children to fight in my mercenary army on an oil platform hundreds of miles out at sea

also, kidnap a big tittied sniper girl and spray her with a hose

Literally got into single-digit body-fat and /fa/-/fit/ with this.

>No thicc American slampig gf

Serious question, what is the social environment like there? I imagine you run into a lot of people you've met several times before everyday. Is there a night life? What is education like?

I ride my stationary bike at home while using my computer
Top that nerds

wew

>slampig
when white dudes say stuff like this upfront it's not really a turn on.

>stationary
Already have.

wats 4 dinner ?

I hooked up with a girl on our national holiday and met her at my friend's birthday the next day. It was really awkward 2bh lad. The night life here sucks 2bh. There are like two good pubs and the rest are expensive night clubs with teenagers.

We have one university, but it sucks and only offers meme degrees. I'm literally moving to Denmark in a couple of Denmark for this reason.

Go to a doctor and get a steroidal cream and apply that before bed to the tight areas.
Fixed mine

anime

suck his dick

epic

>in a couple of Denmark
What did I mean by this? days*

>literally moving to Denmark in a couple of Denmark
You need that European mainland education t b h

R A R E
A
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I unironically have no clue what hooked up means

The """university""" of the Faroe Islands literally does not offer a single STEM education.

Hmm, that sucks. But it's great you're going somewhere else. Good luck in the big city. The bright lights might dazzle your rural sensibilities, but just remember, those women looking around asking you to donate to the homeless, are actually Roma scammers

all too easy desu

just like your mother

B-BACK FRONT BACK
FRONT FRONT BACK
SIDE TO SIDE

Jesus christ, really? How do you get doctors to heal people or engineers to fix things?

Have you done outdoor activities like hiking?

How will I ever come back from this fat fuck's quip?