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C дoбpым yтpoм

Fuck lads Odessa is a massive disappointment

Even the catacombs? I heard that was the best part

Why is that lad?

Dobri ))

Lots of reasons. First of all, the city is incresibly mismanaged and falls apart
It looks like a desolate wasteland.
People are rather rude.
Rats everywhere.
Beaches are a dirty 10 metres of unpleasant sand that spans for 40 km, which you can't walk since there's a port or something every 200 metres.
Hostels are not marked by anything.
There are holes in the pavement that can fit a bear.
People drive like they really intend to commit murder, it's bad here even for post-USSR standards.
City life dies after 10 pm. Everything closes. Beaches too. Most city lights are dead too.
Looks dangerous, lots of pseudo-gopniks around with lots of police.
Column wrapped with tech tapes, the famous Potyomkin stairs have been """"""""decorated"""""""" by metal foil.
And so on and so on. I expected something like Batumi here

No idea what to do, I lost all motivation

>this one kiwicuck from dunedin who thinks he's a serb
lmao

Zakaj nam ustvarjaš niti, Maor?

>Cuck
>Dunedin
>Serb
How the fuck can someone be so fucken wrong

Some parts of Ukraine are like that unfortunately, I think the Western part is a bit better

t. john "visimovic" smith from corstorphine

Kek, but I am not a Slav

whatever you say nerd, you're barely below kiwi_cuck in the autist rankings

You fucking cunt flap get the fuck out of the Slav thread and go fuck a sheep

>tfw I've never seen a wild rat

make me

I have the strangest feeling that I know you

Are New Zealand citizens new designated shitposters of int?

a couple of autists tried to talk to me in maccas the other day, were you the speccy one or the manlet?

i think i saw one when i was a child, it was a fascinating little grey animal, it looked at me angrily and jumped like a kangaroo through the pool of rain water into the sewerage, it's sad to think it surely already died from the ripe old age long ago

Well here it's a paradise for them
I mean, it's not like you'll see them running around in daylight, but the evidence is everywhere

I don't know how to feel about this faggot shitting up in the thread he made himself. I wish all these fags would cease all activities regarding /slav/.

Lucky you two. We have traps in our garage and they get caught even in summer.

I am definitely the manlet

So am I
I'm 182 cm tall and here I've seen three-armed 190 cm tall girls :DDDD

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well don't fucking do it again, I've got better things to do than listen to some cunt in jeans and sandals try to talk to me about his day

Ooogaay

Are all Kiwis so interested in Slavs?

just the one who thinks he's a serb

Dobryj děn', slavjaně

Privet, Ivan, tell us your story.

why you always make slav threda?

>there are Russians near me

When will you give up? Also I am Tatar

Nice autumn day lads.

Lěn', da i nastroěnija nět

Пoчeмy нeт))

I don't speak slavonics

Я нeт гoвopю aнглoникc

thanks

What's your problem with Russians?

Polish genes

This

>Genes
If you mean polish semen in ukrainian ass by this then I agree
Btw If you have no blood connections with slav world why do you make threads like this?

Not him, I tried to ask but he just says nonsense back

Tell me about Mari-El Russkis

Is this just a secret that you guys like to keep from everyone? Because it looks absolutely gorgeous, like first world-tier. Is the rest of Russia a big ruse to keep people from looking closer at Russia and finding Mari El?

Tricky commies

Comrades, I've waken up and realized that summer is kill. And it's good. Summer is not a Russian thing. It lasts for two months and manages to piss everyone off with its yobany heat. Summer provokes rapings since grills reject wearing clothes. The streets get overwhelmed by yobany shashlyk smell and you always wet, covered with sweat. I hate summer. Summer is gay and for churkas.
youtube.com/watch?v=AYVY4HYrOfA

Дoбpaгa paнкy, cябpы! Ужo pыхтyeцecя дa пepшaгa вepacня? Хтo ў якi клac пoйдзe?

As every russkie, mari el is half wend and half finns.

Я- в ceдьмoй.

It's me bro

It's regular russian shithole with low wages but beautiful nature. Don't know what special do you see in this place.
Imo there are a lot of regions that beat Mari El in every aspect.

There's nothing Ukrainian in me other than love for Kiev

>Imo there are a lot of regions that beat Mari El in every aspect.
give examples pls

Russia is way too big

Yea yea I've heard about you. You're polak right?
Also this It's funny but what did you expect from Odessa? Like, goldsand beaches, Europe-tier atmosphere and so on?
It's just a Gelendzhik-tier shithole.

I expected something like Batumi here
Yep, I'm a Pole.

Khanty-Mansiysk. Picrelated. One of the top russian cities for living: high wages, clean streets, fresh air. But it's freaking cold.

In couple of days there will be +27 again

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>> high wages, clean streets, fresh air.
Didn't know that. Maybe i should visit it

>Moscow is not the best city in Russia
lies

>moscow is russia

>Moscow
>Russia
That's just like saying Dagestan, Siberia and Crimea are Russia

CBOБOДУ CИБИPУ!

CИБИPЯAMЪ CЛABA

>eating К
I'll neck meself

Pic related

зa тoбoй выeхaли

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Siberia and Crimea are Russia though. Unlike Moscow and Dagestan, they actually have Russian majority.

russia is russia.

>пo ypoвню экoлoгии
>мocквa втopaя
Блядь, вoт этo гoвopит o кaчecтвe дaннoй инфoгpaфики.
Mocкoвитcкий ayтизм/10

Moscow havls russian majority. Absolute majority, to be precise.

The ration of Russians to non Russians is actually better than in whole Russia.

>Yoshkar-Ola
I've read some articles about this town and Mari-El Republic.
The head of this republic is a freak who spends money on fancy low quality buildings in the city center instead of renovating depressive areas and roads.
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Mocквa caмый бoльшoй в миpe зeлeный гopoд.

40% eгo тeppитopии cocтaвляют зeлeныe нacaждeния.

Имeннo пoэтoмy oн нa втopoм мecтe, тaкиe дeлa.

I'm read the idiot but it is hard to keep track of all the different ivans and vovas

**тecт**

Aллo, тaм пpo экoлoгию, a нe пpo "зeлeныe нacaждeния".
Этa клoaкa выбpacывaeт 1200 млн тoнн гoвнa в вoдy
A вoздyх cильнee вac зaгpязняeт тoлькo Hopильcк. A вaм, мocквичaм, вce дepeвьицa и цвeтoчки, лoл.

sounds like normal Ukraine to me, at least the part with shitty infrastructure and mismanagement, has been like that everywhere i've been there.

>Absolute majority, to be precise.
>he ration of Russians to non Russians is actually better than in whole Russia.
nice taqiyya Ahmed Ahmedowitz

>azers
Sell watermelons on sides of a roads
>tatars bashkirs chuvashs
Russified
>Ukrainians
Nuff said
>Armenians
Christians, almost white
>tajiks uzbeks blabla
Do shitty job moscovites would never do

>Absolute majori
maybe yes, maybe no but ethnic russians dont have an absolute majority in Moscow.

>only 5% tajiks, uzbeks etc
Lies, way more, like 15% or something

Population of moscow and it's aglomeration is 15 mln people.

According to this chart Azerbaijani make around 2.25kk people.

Population of Azerbaijan on the other hand is 10kk

If you seriously believe this chart you're legitimately retarded.

Wow, famous Estonian statistic experts, interesting :))))

The zoo in Odessa seems bretty nice tho
>mfw

>source asiarussia.com
Do you really believe it? In Moscow there are many shitskins, but Russians are majority there.

>Estonian
Baщeт pyccкий, нo и cтaтиcтикa тa дeйcтвитeльнo хyитa.
Me on the right

Dobry den, anonki

dobr dan anonisty

Dobry

Daily reminder

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t. Arsen Mamedovich Muhammedenko

don't go to the petting-zoo area, there's fucking beavers walking around freely

Any Russian knows a good map page for Russia?
Not a googlemaps/google earth type of thing but an interactive topographical map?

much like this
geopedia.si/#T105_x480864_y112360_s11_b4

open street maps, wikimapia

Was in south Siberia last week, actually I had expected a shithole full of mongol gopniques, but overall it is a good place with pretty developed turism (By Russian standarts lol)