/brit/

Korean Poop Edition

cara korean pop pakis out maisie

Dere's more to oireland dan dis 2bqh

just touched a boob about 5 mins ago lads, was bretty noice

16% irish and I FOR ONE love the irish

Remove all apart from pakis out

Every time I go to my dentist she hits my face on purpose with her big Spanish tits

wow what does she have against you

nothin like crackin a stiffy while getting a checkup.

Should bang her to receive discounts

Is your dentist Jennifer Anniston?

getting my daily dose of International Affairs and Political Science Quarterly

Oh for fucks sake I just woke up and you're still talking about the Irish?

getting my daily dose of International Affairs and Political Science Quarterly

KIM JONG UN....YOU FAT FUCK!!! YOU DONT LOOK LIKE
YOUR FAT ASS
HASNT MISSED ANY
MEALS!!! WHY DONT YOU GIVE THE
FOOD YOURE EATING TO THE
STARVING PEOPLE
IN YOUR COUNTRY
AND YOU...YOU FAT
FUCK...STARVE LIKE
YOUR PEOPLE ARE
STARVING AND THEN THEY WONT
HAVE TO BEAT...
TORTURE AND EAT....
DOGS AND CANNED
DOG FOOD!!!
YOU FAT FUCK!!!
MENTAL ILLNESS....
DISTORTED AND
DELLUSIONAL
THINKING....IS IN
YOUR....DNA!!! YOUR
FATHER WAS A SHORT...RETARDED...
FAT FUCK ALSO!!!
LIKE FATHER...LIKE
SON!!! THE WHOLE
WORLD...IS LAUGHING...AT
YOU...NOT...WITH
YOU!! THE PEOPLE
OF N. KOREA DO
NOT...RESPECT YOU...THEY...FEAR
YOU....YOU SHORT...
RETARDED PIECE OF
SHIT!!! I PRAY....
THAT...SOMEBODY
IN YOUR COUNTRY
GROWS SOME BALLS
AND.... ASSASSINATES
YOUR WORTHLESS
PIECE OF SHIT ASS...
AND THEN THE
PEOPLE...AND DOGS
IN N. KOREA CAN
LIVE AND...EAT....
UNDER A NEW
LEADER AND....
GOVERNMENT AND
CATCH UP WITH THE
WORLD AND BE FREE
FROM A TERRANY
AND COMMUNIST
GOVERNMENT AND
A PSYCHOLOGICALLY
UNSTABLE....
NARSASSITIC....
EGOTISTICAL...
SHORT FAT FUCK
LEADER???
LIKE YOU....KIM
JONG FAT FUCK....
UUUNnnn!!!
MAYBE IF THE N.
KOREAN PEOPLE...
TORTURE...BEAT THE
SHIT OUT OF...BOIL
IN WATER AND SKIN
ALIVE AND THEN....
EAT YOUR FAT ASS...
THEY WOULD NOT...
HAVE TO EAT DOG
MEAT AND CAN EAT
REAL AND NUTRITIONAL FOOD
LIKE THE REST OF
THE WORLD!!!
FUCK YOU...
KIM JONG UN....
WHAT KINDA STUPID NAME...IS
THAT???
DEATH!!!
TO KIM SHORT FAT
FUCK...JONG!!!
THE U.S. HAS
MISSLES POINTED
RIGHT BETWEEN
YOUR EYES ASSHOLE
GO AHEAD AND FUCK
UP!!!
I PRAY TO...JESUS
CHRIST...MY LORD
AND SAVIOR...SON
OF THE LIVING GOD
TO....QUICKLY AND
ABRUPTLY...REMOVE
AND DESTROY YOUR
FAT FUCK ASS...NOT
ONLY FROM N.KOREA BUT FROM
THE PLANET!!!
YOU FAT FUCK!!!

Fuck off

Yeah

...

Definitely reading every last word in this post and not just scrolling past it

Nice edition bad image I'll have to pass

Blair

fuck off runt worm insect

why am I only attracted to asian women lads
is there a cure for me?

>fuck off runt worm insect

suicide?

a hollow point to the dome should do the trick

feel a bit lacking in the gf department

Reminder.

definitely pay attention to british posters and don't just ignore everything they write

i sure love drugs alcohol and unmarried sex

Shagged the gf up the bumhole and doing LSD with her tonight

what could all this mean

it has to mean something right

think hes trying to draw a willy in the sky

8

but do you vote labour

you'll love this guy then

I guess you could say he's...

causing havoc :^)

Peter doesn't hate Labour, he hates the Blairites

Just shagged the black gf in the arse whilst sniffing beak lads. Off for a drink and a few games on the fobties then it's time to campaign for the Labour Party

...

chem trails to keep the northerners docile

Don't know/care what this image is supposed to mean

Why won't Britain accept 1 million refugees like Germany did?

didn't read this

what's on the agenda for today
me: watch anime and do a sleep haha

saw the (You) but didn't care to read the rest

really hungry no food in the house

considering a bread sandwich because that's all we've got

are you me? haha!

look at this MADMAN doing loops over london in his cessna heading straight for landing traffic at heathrow

Well, they're much nicer than the English.

Thanks for the free (You)s you fucking puppets

have a shower, parents are coming round later for some bbq

enjoyed the olympics so far

plane wanker loves his fucking planes

no problem

sophie is irish

It's tosser not wanker

Fuck off, cunt.

*bins her*

fancy playing Civ again but I can't really justify spending 8 hours on a video game to the gf haha

just ate 300g of potentially dodgy chicken lads

oh dear

that guy is a wanker

Triathlon needs sharks

toast tosser sounds shit

too many Ts

wanker sound way better now FUCK OFF

Une paella por favoro mi amichi

You could involve her in your hobby mate

is she calling about arranging someone driveway to be re-laid or what?

which cunt has the best cuisine?

It's called alliteration you dimwit and it sounds much better

Reply to me again and I'll turn you fucking inside out

chupa el pelo, coño

anyone watching the death march tommorow?

gave myself a tribal tattoo last night

greece or turkey (it's the same anyway)

Literally the only game she's ever been willing to play was Crash Team Racing and frequently comments how sad they are in general

jap

italy

Yeah mate that's because the only good game is crash team racing you runt

Thailand

>that guy who thinks you can't earn over 20k without a degree

How sheltered are you
fucking delusional

Turks don't eat pork, whereas it's pretty popular in Greece. Similar, but there's a lot that's different.

reading international organization

FOY you fucking shit journal

yeah but it's shit alliteration

toast wanker is way funnier than toast tosser

play it anyway and when she cries that you like things she doesn't like tell her to fuck off
>in a relationship with a 12 year old
FON

to be fair crash team racing is top quality though ngl

>off to Oxford uni in a few weeks
>doing Maths degree
>100k starting job guaranteed

feels good

They're for kids

Quite enjoy the postings of "plane watching lad"

Cos u a runt pal

hes a qt

>100k starting job
oh dear

who else /crashteamracing/?

Jap or Thailand

>off to Pooford uni in a few weeks
>doing Poos degree
>100mil starting job guaranteed

feels poo

What kind of kid wants to play Civ 5
They're for nerds, THAT's the problem

it's not that she doesn't want him to play it because she doesn't like it. it's because playing games is nerdy and makes someone less attractive.

Crash Team Racing is a grand strategy video game developed by Naughty Dog and published by Sony Computer Entertainment for the PlayStation. The game was released in North America on September 30, 1999 and in Europe on October 20, 1999 and Australia on January 9, 2000.

FOC

>off to solent uni in a few weeks
>doing a media studies degree
>£100 starting job guaranteed

feels good

Sweden

best game of its time desu fuck mario kart

Lads, you know when you do a really big shit and it makes your arse bleed? How does your arse find time to heal while its constantly pushed to the limit by future shits?

my gf