2017 memebook pro

what do Sup Forumsentlemen think about the new macbook pro? is the touchbar a meme?

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It certainly has many benefits over a traditional function row, but it is not worth more than 50 dollars on its own

I'm currently watching mine being delivered so I'll let you know in a bit

It's been good so far. The screen is amazing and the keyboard is much better than last year's model. I mostly use mine to shit post while my wife is at her boyfriend's house.

My guess is that it will depend entirely on how each developer uses it. If you have a function that has no shortcut keys attached to it, I guess you can put that option in the touchbar. Or maybe you can let users customize it. It's usefulness will be on a program by program basis.

I like the "free root access" feature, Apple is truly ahead of our time.

i gotta admit the touchbar is cute

Love it, but the touch bar is a gimmick and I don't expect it'll stick around for long on future models.

>I mostly use mine to shit post while my wife is at her boyfriend's house.
>>>wife

for faggots, yes a meme

We're not technically married, but we've been together for 3 years and I take care of her, so she tells everyone we are.

>while my wife is at her boyfriend's house.
FUCKING KEK

I thought these cuck memes were really just memes. Are you cunts really such beta nu-males?

what the fuck, get your shit in order

I mean just about anything can be good OP, you just have to get it to boot in Linux.

i use one for work

its fuckin shit

It’s just bantz new friend.

You know what else can be programmed to have special functions depending on the program and is tactile? Regular keys. I’d take the loss of two usb c ports in order to not have apple’s $300 emoji bar.

It's a dumb gimmick. The whole point of the keyboard is that you can use it by feel, while you're looking at the screen. Moving elements you need to look at to use to the keyboard (and off the screen) is beyond stupid, and totally contrary to Apple's typical good UI design.

Just get the one without the touchbar. I believe those models also have replacable SSDs, while on the touchbar ones it's soldered to the board!

>t. never been in love

can confirm, the keyboard alone makes you want to kys

>t. cuck

my boss offered me the memebar but i asked for function keys.
jakes on me tho i only got 2 usb3 ports :'(

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Wait, you were serious? I thought you were just trying to say MacBook users are cucks

>being this gullible

>I mostly use mine to shit post while my wife is at her boyfriend's house.

>loving no woman at all is better than sharing a woman with a stronger man

Go jack off to your cartoon kids.

>applecucks

I use a MBP for uni and the lack of USB and the shitty keyboard are a dealbreaker for me.

do you have the multiport thing?

This is honestly so fucking hot.
What is wrong with me

Should have specified that I use an older model and was looking to upgrade. I don't want to carry this around.

What year is your MacBook?

>owning macshit
lmao

are you brain damaged?

I have a gaymen PC at home and I use a MBP for uni because it has lasted me 6 years without a hitch or problem. When I started undergrad, I had a similarly priced PC laptop and it went to shit in a year.

The touchbar is just Apple's first step in transitioning away from a physical keyboard entirely.

solid kek

I don't own any apple products

>pozzing your keyboard up with a facebook and a twitter key
Thank you Masters!

It's pretty comfy if you have the money, I'm selling mine though.

I don't think so. Apple makes physical keyboards for the iPad Pro.

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The first time I saw them I went to the apple store and they were unplugging all the ones with touchbars because they all began glitching out.

Displaying random pixels, sometimes cloning the image on the monitor and squashing it down into the thin bar below and flickering like crazy.

>lagPad

>that cover
holy shit apple legitimately copied microsoft.

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Don't you people have jobs?

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why the fuck did you even reply to my post you brainlet

Sorry, I can't tell who's larping/shilling or whatever anymore. Maybe I need to quit Sup Forums for good...

Stop pretending to be me you fucker.

>GOD tier finishing and ergonomic design
>Driving the future of the tech industry by not making conservative decisions regarding the adoption of only USB-C port configuration and setting a new standard
>God tier CPU, RAM and SDD options
>Superb thermal control and heat dissipation
>Thin, light and portable

Chinkpad scum on suicide watch

>is the touchbar a meme?
Absolutely. It's completely useless. I actually switched mine to display a static row of shortcut keys since the dynamic "hotkeys" were so fucking useless.

>angry response with image debunking your claims and awaiting "poor" or "poo" type response to elate the fact of who the CEO of apple is

>t. poorfag

>>Superb thermal control and heat dissipation

>a $1000 status symbol means I'm rich

I think I know who the real poor fag is.

You mean 3500+

doesn't work with vim, 0/10 shit meme

A fool and his money....

HOLY FUCK, I THOUGHT SHILLS WERE JUST A MEME. THEY REALLY DO FUCKIN PAY SHILLS, LEARNED SOMETHING NEW

Uncensored sauce anywhere?

You will always be a poorfag, if this amount is significant for you. Git gud

A few thousand here, a few thousand there and pretty soon you're talking about real money.

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>t. iCuck

How come "rich" people never but a tricked out P51 or P71?

$7000 too much for you to spend on a laptop?

>$7000 too much for you to spend on a laptop?
It is for a ChinkPad.

>the keyboard is much better than last year's model

This was already a dead giveaway.

why can it not have both touchbar and function keys

At least it's not made by Foxconn

Doesn't leave enough bare aluuminuuum unibodee

your hand is super weird bro

ThinkPad motherboards actually are made by Foxconn.

I got the 2016 one

Touchbar isn't worth the extra cost
AAA laptop though

more like triple gay laptop
amirite guys

The touchbar was a meme that was meant to assuage users who were disgruntled about OS X having zero touch functionality compared to Windows 8/8.1/10.

Of course anyone who's not mentally retarded would know OS X isn't going to go full touch, lest they intrude on their tablet product line. The sheer fact they went the route of turning iOS devices into """pro""" devices instead of making OS X full touch should have been the indication that it wasn't going to happen.

Just watch some of the retarded adverts like
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What is Apple trying to do here? Replace computers with """pro""" tablets? But that betrays their image as a "luxury" brand (they were never aiming for majority marketshare), and also throws their laptop/desktop lines under the bus.

Holy shit, I always knew we had Apple shills, but this is embarassing.

This place really had zero moderation unless you're posting gore/cp.

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lmao you had me there for a hot sec my friendo

>no IGZO 4k screen
>no mobile Xeon CPU
>limited to 16GB of soldered/non-upgradeable RAM
>limited to AMD Radeon Pro 560 (no AMD 5th Gen GCN cards, no Nvidia Quadro options despite them having 80% workstation GPU marketshare)
>limited to one bay of soldered/non-upgradeable M.2 SSD
>4x USB-C Thunderbolt 3.0 ports, leaving you to dongle hell
>"""""God tier CPU, RAM and SDD options"""""

topkek

>soldered/non-upgradeable M.2

wat?

Such a bad move that it will probably kill off apple laptops for good in less than a decade.

I bought an inspiron 7000 not too long ago, did I make the right choice?

Really the annoying part is that they have custom-made AMD mobile workstation cards, which aren't easily comparable to their commercial mobile workstation cards (WX series).

Reminds me of how the Mac Pro got marketed
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The workstation GPUs were moderately gimped in the Mac Pro, and the same likely holds true here.

Electrically the SSDs are M.2, but the connections/chips are soldered/on-board.

Recently got one without the touchmeme and it's pretty fucking comfy desu.

Users that match this stereotype do not belong in the cult of vi

>Implying it's not just one faggot posting for attention because people like you give him a guaranteed 100 (You's) on each of his posts.
You people are responsible for this, if you never gave them the attention they desired, they would have left out of boredom.
But no, you need to have shitposting wars about which brand hires more Indians. You made your own bed, sleep tight in it.

I use the 2015 13" model.

It's actually really nice. I enjoy it.

fuuuuuuck

Up your arse or up your boyfriend's arse?

His ass. I obviously top.

>4k on a laptop
16:9 shouldn't be on a productive laptop.

I got one for free for work. The screen is amazing, but I like the old keyboard better. The touchbar is useful in some apps (Adobe Illustrator & Photoshop) but useless in others (Firefox). Other than that, it's super fast and the build quality is superb. Highly recommend if you can get for free.

How do you do this? I want to make custom shortcuts for it but I haven’t seen anything that lets you

we have at work, these things are overpriced pieces of shit.
Best mbp is model of 2015