Work bought me a new laptop today - a MacBook Pro.
Pic very related, even the totally unnecessary touch bar thing.
They've also given me full admin rights. What do I do with it?
Work bought me a new laptop today - a MacBook Pro
Jonathan Mitchell
Kayden Sullivan
Use it for work.
Lucas Brooks
Ohhhh I don’t know? Perhaps work?
Tyler Adams
Sorry. I thought the 'work' part would be obvious.
You guys sure showed me. Good one.
Logan Rogers
>What do I do with it?
Your JOB, knob.
Nothing else, unless you want to share that thing you're doing with HR.
Jackson Green
Put your lovesausage on it, take pictures, and post them to Grindr and other social media.
Preferably with NSA attracted keywords to guarantee that the feds look at your junk.
Jaxon Watson
Work
Blake Butler
install gentoo
Kayden Carter
>They've also given me full admin rights
Not like that's been difficult to obtain lately
Aaron Martin
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Cameron Wood
FPBP
also /thread
William Roberts
Wouldn't be the first time thats happened to them.
Logan Stewart
zing
Jaxson Jones
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Gavin Torres
Shill thread ruined
Oliver Watson
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Gavin Lopez
Get a screen and body protector
Tyler Brown
What about the lube so he can shove it up his ass?
Charles Thompson
They gave it to you to do your job. Use it for that.
Jaxson Moore
>They've also given me full admin rights.
Ooooh! Who's a lucky little worker boy?! WHO'S a good, lucky little worker boy?! You are, OP! YOU ARE!! ^^
Jackson Perez
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Caleb Murphy
Do not do any work on work assets you'd want to keep for yourself
Using work resources to develop your own product/business/idea is a bad move, so only use it at work
Joseph Richardson
My work did the same for me on my first day. I love it and have been glued to it ever since doing work. You should do the same.
Luis Edwards
HOLY SHIT
Gavin Ross
oh fuck, my sides
Anthony Nelson
lol, savage
Matthew Long
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Jose Myers
Install Homebrew. Disable all the apple tracking shit. Start slowly turning it into a halfway useable Unix box.
Wyatt Bailey
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