Phone screen turns on by itself sometimes

>phone screen turns on by itself sometimes
>cmd prompt window sometimes pops up for a split second randomly while im using my computer
>computer sometimes turns on by itself when im sleeping
>xbox sometimes turns on by itself
>smart tv power button blinking sometimes even though its off

>winlogon.exe

>...the notorious hacker known as "Sup Forums"...

Spooky tech

>drive ejects then retracts by itself
>Vcr flashing 666 then back to the current time
>Power outage while watching the exorcist

>cursor moves to browser tool bar
>starts typing in paypal.com
Never yanked out a cord so fast in my life

...

>HDD spins up during the middle of the night while nobody is using the PC.

ITT: retards


also

>run kmspico so i dont pay for winshit 10
>2 years later find gigabytes of CP on my computer

>open yelp app to look for nearby restaurants for the first time on my new phone
>amex alert: youve spent $40 on yelp.com

what

>get an email that someone from russia has tried to log into your steam account

install gentoo and upgrade common sense to the 2017 version

>computer turns on while in sleep mode
Yeah, Botnet 10 does that by default if it wants to do things, like check for updates or sth. You can disable it, but, at least on Home, you need to edit the registry to be able to access those settings

>malware
>rootkits
>botnet
>windows
>xbox
>smart tv
[email protected]

unironically happened to my gmail
some russian faggot tried logging in

>get email someone in Russia tried to log into my email
>turns out I forgot I was using TOR and tried logging into email the day before

>middle of the night
>computer is on isolated lan
>wake up at 2 am to the sound of my computer booting

>shut computer off
>go to bed
>open eyes in darkess to see wall flashing orange and green like a disco from the lan port doing something (core 2 duo)

>reserve my windows 10 license
>get clean iso from microsoft website
>try windows 10 for a day
>mfw my mouse is randomly moving
>...
>be reading some random shit
>scroll down to next paragraph
>take hands off mouse
>mfw the page scrolls back up like someone wasnt quite done reading the last couple lines
>mfw this happened twice
I noped the fuck off that os faster than anything else

>xp era
>boot up laptop
>dozens and dozens of firefox opens up without any input from me
>window after window still opening
>hundreds of firefoxes
>institutionally hit the wifi off button
>mfw they stop popping up
>botnet.exe

>using windows 10

user is this real? I have helped people get win 10 pro using kmspico for free

what part of for a day just to reserve the license did you not understand?
it was on a laptop that does fuckall besides school. its not like I bought a windows license for my actual computer.

>mfw lost origin account to a Russian before authenticators
>mfw account password was unique
>mfw shit ton of people got hacked around the same time
I'm not convinced EA didn't have a breach a few years back.

its ea. they probably sold your account to the russian.
they get to sell the same keys twice, and you have to buy everything again.
thats like triple the profit. this is well within their business model.

ubisoft is equally bad

that's fucking spoopy mate

What did you do with it?

spoopy

Watched then DBAN

They were incredibly helpful in giving me back complete access even after the account language and security questions were all switched to Russian.

The cursor on my desktop shakes in the position it is on now and then. First I though it was Doki Doki Literature Club fucking around, since it started happening after I installed it, so I restarted the PC. I was still happening, but my laptop, which is on the same network and sharing folders was alright, so that calmed me down. Then I remembered it might be the motherboard cables, since I fucked around with them on the same day I installed the game.
Still spoopy tho.

>planning to use Windows 10 ever

>not using windows 10

got something to hide dude?

Yes, my rare Pepe's.

Sometimes when I wake up my dick is already hard. It got hard by itself.
Do you think someone hacked into my apartment to use me while I sleep?

yes, some faggot wanted to see a micro dick hard, but he was sad after that.

Then why does he keep coming back?

Woah, I thought that I was the only one. Thank you for sharing your story, user.

#metoo

It was spoopy as fuck, I was running Linux Mint as well so it came as a real surprise

>little sister closes out terminal as I enter the room

You know why cyberpunk characters use old technology? This shit will become unavoidable pretty soon. Backdoors in legitimate hardware and software have been proven several times before. In the end, security is only validated by auditing your own code, and one person can only audit so much on their own time. Hence, old hardware and simple software to match.

> discord account was trying to be accessed by some Brazilian faggot a few days ago
> changed password and stopped using discord

UMA DELICIA

user, it happens to me too! I thought I was only one, the hell is happening! Who's hacking my dick!?

>Check terminal logs
>Little sister ssh'ed to CIA server

>>I was running Linux Mint as well

>I was running a distro that's iso images has been compromised at least once and also disabled ubuntu security updates by default and was haxxored

shocking.

This was before that happened but I have no idea how the fuck it did
>never installed or enabled vnc or SSH or anything similar
>never installed any software except from the official repos
>didn't visit dodgy websites
>didn't have obvious password and didn't use password elsewhere
>relatively fresh install
It freaked me out, even after wiping and reinstalling a different distro I was paranoid every time I used my computer constantly running network scans and checking logs and trying to increase security but nothing like it ever happened again

>[email protected]
Lol what the fuck. Is this some new form of shitposting that I haven't heard about?

before that happened or before it was discovered?

anyhow Linux Mint is a shit distro. not sure why you're shocked in any capacity.

>put all my emails in that haveibeenpwned website
>every single fucking one of them has been
>random alerts from my outlook and gmail accounts from almost every third world country trying to log in but was blocked by big brother

thank d0g, bet that dicksinhisanus guy can't dew that for your cockli account lel

>hear the explorer open folder sound sometimes

tell me this isn't real

>2 csrss.exe processes
only nerds will get this xD

>using Windows 10 and letting Microsoft collect data about you
Retard tier
>using a cracked version of Windows 10 and letting Chinese hackers collect data about you
Just fuck my shit up tier.

>get text message from uber saying "hope you enjoyed your 60km ride to
>get text message immediately after saying "your uber email and password has been changed"
>was vacationing in Italy at the time so took a few days to finally get good enough internet access to Skype my bank because I couldn't reach their international numbers through my phone for some reason
>never using uber again

does kmspico works on wine

hownew.ru

Where can I download such software?

Some cunt using a Mexican IP somehow managed to log onto my OVH account yesterday
Unique password (KeePass)
2FA
No reset emails were sent
No IPs other than my own logged into email account
I don't understand how they got in

Keylogger?

I doubt it, nothing has happened since, and they would need access to my phone too

>institutionally