Life Hack

>buy $200 Android
>put Linux on it
>run Windows VM
>Download ios development software
>Use iPhone emulator as your own phone.
>200$ iPhone

>going through all that trouble to downgrade a smartphone OS to dumbphone OS

>put Linux on it
But friendo, Android is Linux

UMA

>not using a double boiler

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH THAT TRIGGERS ME SO MUCH

where get monkey

The zoo you nigger

DELÍCIA

where monkey

>Download ios development software
>Use iPhone emulator
It's not like it's available for windows. Developing for applel devices isn't free.

Zoo

i love hot chocolate
i love Christmas
i love you guys
gonna go listen to some Christmas songs now

le monkey face

www.chocolatemonkeesonline24shop4you.fail

Ape not Monkey

Can someone explain to me the "uma delícia" meme?
I'm actually Brazilian but I don't get it.

"Linux" is already on it fag

Why would you want ios though.

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Thanks.

Cannibalism.

>felipe my mother-in-law made it here also a monkey soup a delight

>uma

Thanks Caesar

A huemonkey posted a pic of himself eating his mother’s monkey soup and it became a meme.

Favela monkeys shill for Intel for centavos

Have a good one user.