I hate the english term "Germany", because it sounds like a fucking bacteria colony

I hate the english term "Germany", because it sounds like a fucking bacteria colony.
Can't you fuckers just say "Deutschland" instead?

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you are far worse than a bacteria a virus no less

>because it sounds like a fucking bacteria colony.
So? It fits just right.

I hate Germans.

why don't they call us netherlandish instead of dutch. then you can be dutchland.

also: what is up with americans confusing Dutch and Danish?

>be me
>american talks to me
>you have an accent where are you from
>holland
>so you're danish?
>no
>she refuses to believe i'm dutch
>proceed to show her my id
>see! Danish!

wtf

We call you Germania

but you are of roman descent user
and they called you 'germania'

We call you mutes

Because you are a bacteria colony

The name fits perfectly

this.
Fuck you.

Nazi Germeny

Do you like "Alemanha"? :3

i always refer to him as Fatherland, good?

Deutschland more like doucheland.
I hope Merkel finally realises the Hooton plan and helps Europe.

>because it sounds like a fucking bacteria colony.
and that's what it is.

So did you smash

>Implying Schland sounds any better.

>confusingly named. Name of people unrelated to name of country
>far away geographically
>unimportant politically

>implying i racemix
>implying she wasn't fat (keep in mind she was american)

Sure thing Doucheland xDDD

Scatland eheheehe = D

From my experience "Deuttschland" is pronounced as if there were an "I" in it.
I refuse to do that.

I like both. What I don't get is why countries names can change so much in translation.

Also with Dutchland you get problems like or it makes things confusing because it has the sound "Dutch" in it, which are a different people.

Deutschland? Nonono, you are confused.
It's correctly said: l'Allemagne.
Fool.

There's no k sound in knife but you still say it

My dear Allemagne/Deutschland, im sorry so many people are bullying you, you have to stay stong and no to give in what the nasty people say.

All the best,

Frankreich, with love.

"Schweiz" sounds like throwing a knife into a kitchen sink

We prefer "Helvetien" thank you very much.

Thank you, my frankish friend.

Praise Karl.

It's "Düütschland". Learn proper German already.

>france
>frankish

nonononono

Yeah, you better!

>I want to become Liechtensteiner and be save from all the brown people...

I know, I know...

But SOME are.

Not their fault the Franks conquered the romano-gaulls.

Well i'm from Normandy, i'm blonde with blue eyes and people usually take me for a scandi while abroad, so i'm probably as germanic as you, if not more

well, as long as you call us Brasil, I'll call you Deutschland. Bitte?

>Well i'm from Normandy

>Tfw Dad is north german and my name is dutch/danish as fuck but he allways had a thing for girls with brown curls.

Dumb niemcy

Prepare your Angus.

>dutch/danish

???

Alemanha.
Why? No idea

Be thankfull we helped you build up your country.

>Catherine the Great and Wolga-Germans, never 4get.

It is low german and people in denmark (at the border) also speak some low german.

In France, it's Allemagne. It comes from Alle Männer.

Better fashist

I'm sure they'll never forget horse fucker and the Volga fifth column.

Finns call it Saksa because Saksons were the only Deutsch Finns knew

>I hate the english term "Germany", because it sounds like a fucking bacteria colony.

More of a virus, but bacteria is a pretty apt description of germans.

The alemanni tribe is probably the tribe your ancestors had most contact with (i believe some of them migrated to Iberia, suebi were related to alemanni)

Same with Finns calling them Saksa because of Saxon traders etc

Is Nemec better than German?

British, French, it's the descendants of the ancient Germans? For me all of Western Europe, except for the Greeks, the Italians, the Spaniards and few little counts is germans.

german !=germanic

I wish you would call us Deutsche...calling us Germans would be like calling all slavs russians.

But common ancestors. For me it is as a history of the Slavs, after we split into eastern, southern and western we we have become worst enemies for each other.

Douche it is then, my good man.

I thought it came from Germania

Why did you ban criminal girls 2 and Valkyrie drive germany?

all I know is that germans are cucks

>tyskland

>meet some Deutsch people
>call them Dutch
I'm not sure you want to go on this route again Hans.

Japanese say Doitsu

DOITSU
O
I
T
S
U

Dutchland

no fuck you

>Deutschland more like doucheland.
good one Slovakia, my favourite slavshits

rather call you Merkleton instead lol

Nein, Amerika, DU bist Hitler...

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dutch keep mistaking me for german when I try to speak English because of my accent.
someone even accused me of faking my nationality in Amsterdam

Here we say "Alemania".

Us Americans have a hard time distinguishing those kinds of things because Europe is so far away. A lot of us couldn't give two fucks. I'm not saying that's how I am, I'm just saying that a common mentality is not occupying our minds with the distinctions in Europe. Hell, 60% of Americans don't even have passports. Our country is so fucking massive, most Europeans that have never been here have no concept of how big it is.

I used to have a lot of trouble with Dutch and Danish

I guess it's because the words are sort of similar and you're pretty far away from us

Working on your material hanz?
I hear you have a second rate Daily Show now.

Németország. Because you don't speak slav.

"Dutch" used to mean "Germanic People in the >H>R>E" but when you and England started competing, it came to mean "Lowlandish"

Then you should read a little more history about the movement of tribes after the fall of the Western Roman Empire my dear Boris.

Alemania

>this happened guys!!! XDDD

At least you are not a Pole.

>I hear you have a second rate Daily Show now.
What are you referring to in particular? Because we've had the the one most likely to fit the criteria for years. "Second-rate" still applies but then nobody was expecting anything else.

Saksa?