What can be done to improve Sup Forums, technically speaking?

What can be done to improve Sup Forums, technically speaking?

Make being a non virgin a permanent ban offense

delet it

Stop ruining already perfectly working things.
Maybe we should add another layer of bloat for muh eyecandy.

how long do you have to abstain from sex to become a virgin?

Everybody leave

It's non reversible.
Once you lose wizard powers, you can't have them back.

Delete Sup Forums

Write it in a node microservice

Entire life m8

>Sup Forums boogieman
I sometimes wonder what goes on in the heads of people like you.

clone moot at age 20, let him administrate for a year, then kill the clone and create another. do not let moot grow old.

kill the site and make a new one called Sup Forums.ogre to survive the newfags

Force mods to do their jobs.

I seriously would like to see pluses functionality (not necessarily minuses), just like it works on Wykop. So you can show if you agree with someone's comment.

This will encourage people to post better comments in order to get more pluses. What's wrong with it?

>pluses
upvotes

This, but unironically

it's not like Sup Forums is intrinsically bad or anything, it is just the root of every bad thing that happened to this place

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Technically it's perfect.

optional bloat would be nice

Election brought waves of newfags, normalfags, and moralfags to Sup Forums as well as the rest of the website

If we merge it with reddit

I bet that fat guy has some connections.

this unironically

who's Moot?

Facebook login system.

hidden service, duh

Distributed file hosting.

Bring back the april fools boards but permanately

Who /polgbt/ here?

This

>zero barrier to entry board filled with reddit runoff
>board that attracts normies every time something political goes viral
>board that contaminates the rest of the website
>everything is fine
I'm genuinely surprised you're not telling people who criticise to go back to >>>/leftypol/

Sup Forums has done more damage to the userbase than Sup Forums

a way to keep ads away from without losing the ability to post

Sup Forums is dead. Sup Forums is still out there ruining everything.

Sup Forums is the new Sup Forums

I actually wonder if some system like that couldn't work on Sup Forums so instead of reading 20 "this" posts you'd read one with "21" next to it. When there are many people in one thread it becomes hard to follow all the posts in there (hard as in time consuming).

Sup Forums was one of the very first boards you moron. It created the userbase.

Underrated.

This post irony, but ironically

Never heard of a born again virgin? 6 months. It's even worse because you get a taste and then you live without it. There's certainly no such thing as a born again wizard though

Decentralized imageboard software that self regulates so mods are not necessary and users have max security and freedom.
A decentralized Sup Forums would be the future.
However the software does not exist and nobody knows how to do it even 8ch gave up on the idea.

The biggest problem for me is the style, but that is legacy from yotsuba and can be solved with stylsih

Dress to impress

encourage more gore
free and open source servers like Lichess or Wikipedia for example

complain about people making useless post then you are here to discuss not to get approvals

Make ban evading and shitting up threads you don't like just for the sake of shitting them up harder. Invent some mechanic to keep track of a user's standing and severely restrict users from new IPs (can only post once every XX minutes, can not post images until after YY successful posts, can not start threads until ZZ etc.). Users that respect the site rules on the other hand get rewarded by having post timers reduced and captcha disabled. Get banned and you standing will drop.

>Decentralized
>However the software does not exist
It already exists, actually. What you're thinking about is a distributed system. Learn the difference.
Also distributed POC chans do exist but so far they all require some sort of cryptocoin shit to work.

8ch is botnet, if you're looking for freedom-respecting imageboards you should go to Lainchan or Endchan

8ch is also the reddit of imageboards

>keep track of a user's standing and severely restrict users from new IPs
This isn't reddit.

lol yeah i have to agree
Sup Forums = 9gag with actually intelligent people
8ch = reddit
endchan = weird Sup Forums/8ch mixture

Sup Forums= alt-right
8ch= white nationalists
endchan= white supremacists
krautchan = 4th Reich fugggg

open source it

i never been on kc except once time i needed to cheat on my german exam
but yeah, mine are normie comparisons and yours are true patrician comparisons

I'd just like to point out that your posts scream underage.
Try to work on that.

>w-we're not d-degenerates

read my post again you reddit-obsessed faggot

I think some kind of notification app would be cool

>choose what boards you want notifications on
>When a thread reaches a certain post count or ppm you receive a notification with the OP in it
>Ability to filter out generals and other keywords

Thoughts?

Deleting Sup Forums means the rest of Sup Forums becomes Sup Forums. Didn't you learn from /new/?

t. Rabbi Shlomo Jacobstein

Remove Google Captcha and get one like 8.ch has

Just add a "this" counter to Sup Forums, and then use the filter to hide "this" posts yourself. Same thing with bumps too.

this

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I can imagine decentralized imageboard.
But I can't see how you want it self-regulated.

this, the boomers need to be removed

Sup Forums is responsible for bringing in millions of normies who are worse than 2012-era bronies in keeping their autism contained in one place. The 2016 election brought the biggest wave of cancer this site has ever seen, thanks to Sup Forums. And the people like you who use the board are so low IQ that you're not even able to fathom why anyone would think bringing in wave after wave of normies is bad. Sup Forums would be better off without it desu.

> The 2016 election brought the biggest wave of cancer this site has ever seen, thanks to Sup Forums.
amen to that

Sup Forums didn't want those god damned reddit and boomer cucks either. We got fucked by the election just as hard as everyone else. Besides, Sup Forums brings in a tremendous amount of normalfags too.

Keep your reddit immigrants you let in under control, fagtron

Sup Forums is worse than Sup Forums

Bullshit, you had to be the face of the election and did nothing to stop the invasion

Remove Sup Forums

shut it down

Filter phoneposters
Catalog without JS

Well what the fuck were we supposed to do? Ban everyone suspected of being a normie or redditor?

this is a terrible idea

the 2016 election wouldn’t have been even half as much of a problem if the fappening, gamergate and general /r9k/ autism hadn’t brought the site a fuckton of literal kids two years prior

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ban phoneposters
delete pol
delete the porn boards
implement custom captcha and get rid of google shit
allow webms with sound globally
split Sup Forums into /gg/ - technology generals and Sup Forums - technology

Make a seperate board /gt/ gayming technology for all video gayme and "gpu discussion"

knowing where all the mcdonalds are is not having connections

oh fuck post some of that Q shit

this comic wouldve been cuter without the weaboo bullshit

Return Sadpanda threads to Sup Forums.

Porn scanlation died since a mod went full retard with rules.

remove captchas from Sup Forums and other slow borads

use non botnet captchas

if you fucking newfags think the only board that has ever advertised itself outside of Sup Forums/broken rule 1/2 you people are delusional. go on youtube or join some fucking tf2 discords or soemthing and youll see how many Sup Forums, Sup Forums, and /jp/ posters advertise their boards. and this has been happening since 2013. if anything, Sup Forums resembles a somewhat more mature 2008 Sup Forums

The bronies were pretty bad, m8.

>spot the merchant

>>Sup Forums resembles a somewhat more mature 2008 Sup Forums

Disable mobile posting except for pass users who can't be ban-evading faggots, ban political political shit for a week minimum (unless immediately board relevant, using board relevant content to whine about X political party being two weeks just for trying to abuse the system). Lastly ban unoriginal one lime shitposts with no substance

>not knowing what nyoro~n is
i think i'm done Sup Forums
i'm getting too old for this.