I really like using Brit slang worlds like Lads,Mates, Slags, and innit

>I really like using Brit slang worlds like Lads,Mates, Slags, and innit
>If I ever said them out loud here people would look at me weird
>If I ever said it there because of my accent people would look at me weird

It's not fair.

>tfw i can say any words i want since im not native

I tried to use it speaking to an english guy 2 weeks ago, he gives me a very bad stare, I stop.

vocaroo yourself saying those words

Iktf

well, i meant it that it wont be weird, if i do it, since people dont have expectations of me, and i was taught british english in school

I dunno, that might make it even weirder

What type of english do you expect from non native? American one?

No but the Brits don't like others using their slang I think

It's funny when foreigners say it in their accent

Feels like a lot of Brit slang is dying though because people are becoming Americanised

>Calfornian
>Worst slang in the Union
Kill me now

Radical dude eh ese gringo jajaja

>Feels like a lot of Brit slang is dying though because people are becoming Americanised

Not okay

It's because Americans are "cool"
Specifically the nog ones which is why we have BLM and shite here

We think you're the cool ones.

but slag is such a good word, what's an american substitute? slut?

How so? Do Canadians try to emulate us?

N-no. But I seriously don't know anyone who can't quote Snatch,Sexy beast, or trainspotting word for word even if those aren't popular in the UK itself.

Yeah. Slut just doesn't sound anywhere near as good.

Yo, bro don't put me on blast like that. I need some dank ass kush. That shit is fire. Oh shit man there is a sig alert on the 91. Vato wey.

Fuck Calfornian

British slang words are the best desu

straight chillin senpai 916 represent brah

I'm partial to sloot, or trollop

lads is becoming popular here actually.

lad has been popular in /balt/ threads since the beginning m8.

Where? probably NFLD?

>In class at University
>Sitting alone as usual, browsing Sup Forums
>Guy in front of me is American
>Talking to a girl from Russia or somewhere
>he says something like
>"me and the lads had a nice night out"
>I spend all my time on Sup Forums
>assume that any American using the word lads must be a Sup Forums poster
>get it in my head that the Russian girl is also a Sup Forums poster
>lean over and put my head between them
>loudly say to the American
>"THAT FEEL WHEN THERE ARE QT GIRLS IN THIS THREAD RIGHT NOW YET THEY WON'T EVER SLEEP WITH YOU"
>turn to the girl and smile
>sit back in my seat proud
>see them look at each other
>start laughing
>they tell me to never do that again and keep talking

?

howling

I can't believe you've done this

aaahahaha

can anyone decipher this?

Yehkno when ur mate Baz is abso fucking off his door and you're all looking for a bit of craic and so you say to him here mate climb up the lampost naked and ill give you a fiver and he does it so you and the bais are all like fucking yeoooo keep her lit but then your kinda like waheyyyyyyy go on ya boy ye when the police start chasing him round the scheme

Baz is getting 5 pounds for sitting on a dick and the cops are chasing him because he does it in public

Kek you funny cunt, but no

Google once said me that "lads" is an Australian word, was it wrong?

Definitely not, lad

Is it? Always assumed it was English or Scottish?

>tfw I sometimes say senpai and people just don't understand

You know what's funny? He IS a Sup Forums poster. He just knows better than to associate with people like that.
t. his friend

No, not senpai...whatever

Nah lad

F'am?

>even if those aren't popular in the UK itself.
of course they're popular you muppet

People from the east of our cunt also say mate and comrade.