濕濕碎啦 edition
Discuss Chinese language and culture. Feel free to talk about Cantonese or dialects in addition to Mandarin.
Resources for Learning Mandarin
learnnc.org
resources.allsetlearning.com
resources.allsetlearning.com
mdbg.net
gloss.dliflc.edu
Resources for learning Cantonese:
guidetocantonese.wordpress.com
cantonese.sheik.co.uk
cantonese.sheik.co.uk
喂,廣東話!
What did you say?
我鍾意
Just started studying Canto this week tbqh
i cant read mandarin for shit desu but i said that I don't like black people :^)
i only speak canto with my parents desu
Anyone willing to translate this?
Probably makes for an even better fap when I know what she is saying.
hey post your sister's feet please
Are your parents from HK?
How long did it take people to be able to reliably tell the difference between chu/qu zhu/ji xu/shu pairs
fuck off
keep that shit in /cum/ :^(
No, my mom is from Ghuangzhou and my dads mom also came from the Guangdong region (I think?) but fled to Vietnam during some (civil?) war but yeah i'm technically fully chinese h-haha
The fuck? Is she masturbating in that?
maybe
>chu/qu
1 year
>zhu/ji
Never had a problem
>xu/shu
To this day I have no fucking clue. Chinese gf, done business in China, apparently speak the language better than most any other foreigners according to the people and I have absolutely no idea how to differentiate other than by just knowing what they're saying.
The one that ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS fucks me up is
>ce/ci/se
Specifically when I try to say 鱼香肉丝. For some reason they never have any idea what I'm saying, and when my girlfriend repeats it and they suddenly understand it doesn't sound any different to me. Either it's really subtle or I'm a dumbass.
wtf
do you mean listening or speaking?
listening:
chu/qu isn't too hard because of the different u sound
xu/shu same thing with the u sound
actually pronouncing that u in ju/qu/xu is hard though
THANKS FOR NOT HELPING
Can you hear 书 vs 需 and tell the difference just based on hearing it?
All you need to know is that she's talking dirty m80, it feels awkward as fuck to translate.
To me they sound pretty different because of the different u sounds
well obviously, just need to know WHAT she is saying.
My Chinese friend already said she won't translate it for me. (prude)
>My Chinese friend already said she won't translate it for me.
did you seriously ask someone to translate some sexual vocaroo just for you to fap
To me I think the problem is qu sounds like halfway between chu and che
So if it's distinguished enough from one it's easy to confuse with the other
sure
also it's a video, i just took the audio from it
Give video :^)
Only if you promise to translate after ! ! !
I'll promise to try :^))))))))))))
but seriously though she's referring to a few things in the vocaroo and I don't know what they are without context.
kek it's only her pucci desu
vid.me
>This video has been suspended either due to a copyright claim, or for violating the terms of use.
whew they're quick
not sure where else to upload this then
pomf.is
try this for the meantime
She's like 6/10 but w/e
》这个是阴蒂,然后这个是下唇,你到时侯会把它,把你的大鸡巴插进去,然后很很地操我,然后这个是肉皮,我不都(?)讲解'
This is my clit, and this is my labia, what it comes time you'll put your big dick inside me and fuck me good, this is muh MEAT FLAPS and I don't need to explain the rest'
I feel dirty typing that. Enjoy.
what a dirty chink
Also how can you judge her being a 6/10?
from the pucci?
can't even see her face lol
Would you fuck someone with an ugly pussy if there face was nice? Would you avoid good pussy because of an ugly face?
If you said yes to either of these questions, you are probably a homosexual.
Yep, from her pussy and proportions. At least make her shave first before you do that shit mang, every Chinese girl I've ever been with including my current gf (she's smart and a total qt ;D) has never had anyone go down on them, so once you start they get addicted. Unless you enjoy flossing with pubes you should make her shave.
>from her pussy and proportions
lol
also hairy > shaved
playing with a bush is GOAT and if you get hair between your teeth you might be doing something wrong bud
Three months down the line you'll be singing a different tune
not sure what you're trying to say (lol) BUT if you prefer a shaved one over a bush you should --SERIOUSLY-- re-evaluate all your life decisions so far
>This is my clit, and this is my labia
reminds me "full metal jacket"
this is my rifle, this is my gun...
>if you get hair between your teeth you might be doing something wrong bud
Or something very, very right!
it's so incredibly rude to share this fuck you you misogynist fuck
这个主题太奇怪了。。。
𨳒你老母咩呀?!
》t。 被蒙古拒绝的自闭症者
So where can I learn the dirty talk?
I will start lessons next month, so I think learning the REAL Chinese beforehand might be useful.
sexymandarin.com might be promising
Cringe desu
>Try jacking off to Sexy Mandarin videos.
>not as good as actual porn
>jack off to actual porn.
>Go back to Sexy Mandarin video.
>Don't give a fuck about the hot ladies.
>Kind of unfocused and don't internalize the characters.
This is not a serious learning utility guys. It's just a meme.
Honestly m8, ask her to teach you. It'd be better than if a random guy on a Turkish leather handicrafts bazaar taught you how to talk dirty to your girlfriend in Mandarin. Don't use translator engines, whatever you do.
my taiwanese gf left me and she never wanted to say dirty shit in chinkanese to me, she was a bad teacher
maybe i can get a lay from the chinese teacher, hope she'll be ugly so i can focus on the lessons
Given the vid I'm sure she won't be shy about teaching you m80
Are you an actual German btw?
i don't know the chick in that video lol
got it off the internet
otherwise i'd be checking out her clit, labia and giving her the BIG dick you feel me
and yes
对,我觉得跟网格说关于黄视频台怪了,我觉得我们应该一起练习说汉语。
Wew, it's only been a few days but I feel like my Cantonese is really progressing quickly. It's not as hard as I thought it might be, due to my Mandarin knowledge. My teacher is pretty based as well, as she uses Cantonese songs/movies I like for practice in class.
How are your Mandarin/Cantonese studies going, user?
CHING CHONG CHINK CHINK CHONG
this
Feels great going through spoonfed chinese (pure audio testing) when you understand a sentence the first time it comes up, or when there was a long sentence that you had to analyze word by word the first several times and suddenly you just get it
大家好,我有一个问题。你们知道《三体》电影吗?它来来年。也有一本书。我要看。你呢?
为什么你要学习广东语?
中华人民共和国对有一个普通话。。。
我還沒讀這本書,但是我聽“三體”很有意思
是因為我喜歡聽香港的歌曲,看廣東話的電影,什麼的。
另外如果你跟香港或廣東的人說粵語,他們就很開心
Any foreigners wanna ask about Chinese culture go ahead I've been here all my life
pls send 火鍋
send postage
Which province are you from?
shanghai
you know anything about 壯族?
only that they're a minority group
侬好
Tell the Uyghurs at the restaurant next to 华东师范大学 I said hi
In the unlikely event you want to study some of the Zhuang language, I happen to have some materials
I also managed to find a character dictionary in Shanghai for the traditional Zhuang writing system
what are you, a fucking chinkaboo?
degenerate
learn French or another top tier language
>tfw all of my roommates in China were French speakers and I was the only non French speaker
Yes, I am one of Sup Forums's China-boos
All right. I've been listening to a singer who is zhuang, but she's singing in mandarin. Pretty neat.
>In the unlikely event you want to study some of the Zhuang language, I happen to have some materials
How come? Anyway thanks, but I'm not really interested in their language. Mandarin is enough for me.
为什么不用简体字写啦?你在台湾上学了吗?
还没去过台湾,但是我最近在学习繁体字因为我需要提高我的繁体字的知识
I found a Zhuang teacher online (probably one of the only Zhuang teachers there are) and took a class with him. He's a nice guy and I think he still does lessons occasionally.
>是因為我喜歡聽香港的歌曲,看廣東話的電影,什麼的。
I always thought this was a meme, what kind of HK music and movies do you enjoy?
我鍾意Beyond嘅歌
英雄本色
甄子丹嘅電影
Fair enough, our entertainment industry has been churning out nothing but unfiltered crap for the past god knows how many years so it's only fair you liked the older stuff.
What caused the golden age of HK film and music to end?
Are there any Chinese in here?
If so, I have a question for you. Why do Chinese love Anglo countries so much?
the simplest explanation would just be money. White countries have a high standard of living
Time to learn Mandarin...
Do it, pham
你好
你好
さよなら
さよなら 必ず叶えたいから
グッバイティーチャー マイフレンズ
旅立ちの際のドキドキ
》还没去过台湾,但是我最近在学习繁体字因为我需要提高我的繁体字的知识
书法的目的,还是你只是要把中文全部学会?
How the fuck do I pronounce 脆弱的‘弱’
Especially question for I have no trouble with any other tones, but ruò sound like 我 or something like that
打倒共産主義
擁護民主主義
打倒社会主義
擁護資本主義
哦FUCK你和你的繁体汉字。
But I understod core ideas:
>three body problem seems interesting
>you like Hong Kong music and movies, and talking with Hong Kong or Guangdong people in their own language wins their hearts
对不对?all without dictionary, I'm getting pretty damn good
>can speak canto
>dont know how to write or read chinese
welp
语言不通也是个大问题呢。
You're in for a hell of a pain but start with rote learning all 214 components and work forward from there. Fushou mianchang!
rroorraparoza
>澳大利亚人说汉语
它使你以为
我的台灣朋友在哪
the problem is that mate i dont even know how to write what im saying in english
like I learned canto due to chink parents but still have no clue how to write it down even in pinyin . Dont know how the sounds translate into written at all
i'm pretty much in the same boat
my mandarin is basic level but im literally the only one in the family that actually struggles with writing it and that
i can understand it a bit though
wat bedoel je
ruo / wo are completely different oetz
what is this thread?
is everyone here failed chink or dirty gwailou?
all these trash level chinese sentence